Stoic Person Eater

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  1. I played some AC: Rev this weekend and got into the later part of the plot. I had stopped playing for awhile after getting tired of collecting books and upgrading Assassin's Dens. I started with the Desmond memory sequences, which felt like a portal ripoff. It was kind of fun, but also pretty annoying, quick. I did two of those before getting tired of that shit, I guess I will finish them up eventually. I got back into the Ezio storyline and the missions started getting pretty good. Granted, I was still collecting books and keys; but the tombs to retrieve the Masayaf keys were a good mix of puzzle and platforming. The one where the guys were in the boat in the cavern was epic.

    I've also really enjoyed the Altaiir storyline; even as an old, old man, he is still the shit.

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  2. I spent all of last night connecting a series of tunnels that rival that of the Vietcong. I've done so much in my first world, but I am ready to start fresh with all my knowledge. I just hate that there is a series of caverns calling my name and I won't be able to move on until I see what the fuck is down there.

  3. I swear I've heard those screams and grunts used in the trailer in World Of Warcraft.


    just watched both videos again... sweet jesus fucking christ, this game is gonna rule this fall... i think CoD is gonna see much closer competition this year... AC isn't afraid to release alongside "the avengers" of the video game industry... and i think they're gonna get closer than ever, perhaps even surpass it since a lot of people seem to be confused about black ops 2...

    It's not even a competition to me. Each year, I've been the guy in line for AC when everyone else was there to get their COD.

  4. Ha! I love Bethesda's 360 favoring. No offense to the PS3'ers - I just went through a tough time deciding on PS3 or 360 when I got my next-gen console. I feel like I got the shaft with everyone on here playing GTAIV on PS3 together, but I got the DLC for Fallout 3, New Vegas and soon Skyrim all first. MWAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That is all.

  5. I rarely used bombs or poison blade, unless I had to. Or I used the poison blade to poision guards and watch them swing their weapons, while throwing coins at them so random civilians get chopped up.

    There is an achievement for this in Assassin's Creed Revelations. Also one for poisoning ten guards at a time - aptly called "Mosh Pit".

    I've been replaying the missions lately for fun, and if I get 100% on a replay, all the better...and have made a point of trying all the different bombs along the way.

    I've enjoyed replaying the missions too. I keep 50%ing most missions the first time because I fuck up something simple instead of using a well placed bomb, or couple of bombs. Cherry bomb followed by a Splinter Bomb can clear a room of 5-10 enemies.

  6. I've been playing Revelations for awhile now and I have to say old Ezio is the best. Best fighting, greatest kill animations, and the hookblade is great. I like the ziplining bit to get around.

    That may be because of the evolution of the game, not necessarily the character. My favourite Ezio was the one in Brotherhood, when he had a beard but he didn't look so old. But I agree, the animations and technical stuff was better in Revelations which is no surprise, as that's what you would expect since the game came out after ACII and ACB.

    Hey, dickhead - I know what I meant. I've played the other games, I liked my Raiden Ezio when I was playing Brotherhood and was reluctant to the older Ezio in Revelations. Now I like the older Ezio better. I think the gameplay is improved from Brotherhood.

    My favorite bomb has to be the blood bomb with the British powder; just watching it splash over everyone is the greatest.

  7. A bit late, but no-one posted it, so i will:

    Who the hell plays assassins creed with 6 other people around? Not me.

    Seriously, I only play when my wife isn't there or in shut-up mode. "Honey, will you please shut the hell up. Ezio just said something and I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA BECAUSE YOU'RE TALKING TO ME ABOUT SHIT I DON'T CARE ABOUT RIGHT NOW. ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUCK UP SOME SANDhonkyS WITH MY HOOKBLADE. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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