Stoic Person Eater

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  1. Hoping South Park doesn't end it this year... *rocks back and forth in fetal positon*

  2. OMG!! OMG!! HALO 4!!

    1. Stoic Person Eater

      Stoic Person Eater

      Excuse me, fuck you all.

      I'm not a Halo Fanboy, but as a 360 owner, I've gotten into Halo ODST and Reach. They're pretty great for an FPS; kind of generic, but it's easy to jump into unlike COD. Also, it has great fan service and one of the most active MP setups out there.

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  3. The iPad 2 is officially awesome. Can't believe how long the battery lasts when using it constantly. Internet browsing is great too

  4. Just did aqua aerobics and one of the 'twins' popped out of my bikini haha #embarrassed

  5. Anybody have any idea what kind of flowers are appropriate for a funeral?

  6. Finally got my iPad 2 almost a month after ordering it. Cheers Apple. Anyone reccommend some apps?

  7. Tried to detain a suspect in #LANoire by kneecapping him, but it wouldn't let me. Shot him in the cock instead and he died from it!

  8. Hey Stoic, I just heard Macho Man Randy Savage died in a car accident in Tampa. Go see if you can find a piece of him.

  9. Hey Stoic, I just heard Macho Man Randy Savage died in a car accident in Tampa. Go see if you can find a piece of him.

    1. Stoic Person Eater

      Stoic Person Eater

      He snapped into a tree.

      I think it was south of me, but yes - Tampa Bay is where all wrestlers come to die.

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  10. Well, I guess this is the new hot coffee..

    http://bit.ly/lw55jZ

  11. Aaaaand Colin-uk takes the 100th member spot. Congrats!

  12. Alright South Park, tonights episode made up for the shit you've given us so far this season.

  13. 1 Month today, and then I'm off to Florida for around 3 months!

  14. Alright South Park, tonights episode made up for the shit you've given us so far this season.

  15. Finished my 22 page report :D One module down, 5 to go, then Floridaaa

    1. Stoic Person Eater

      Stoic Person Eater

      Let me know if you need a place to stay.

      Not you Pieface, I was talking to Massacre.

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  16. Finished my 22 page report :D One module down, 5 to go, then Floridaaa

    1. Stoic Person Eater

      Stoic Person Eater

      Let me know when you get here so we can fight to the death.

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  17. We're having a wedding, you're paying. You're not invited. Now run along and organise a street party in our honour. There's a good peasant.

    1. Stoic Person Eater

      Stoic Person Eater

      Damn, I thought Psy would be invited. I guess I overestimated your celebrity status in the UK.

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  18. Back from the gym...they always have the best showers.

  19. travelling route is planned, time to scrape myself off the ceiling and do some work

  20. Less than a week left of being a teenager :'(

    1. Stoic Person Eater

      Stoic Person Eater

      Better pop your cherry before you're officially pathetic.

      Also, I'm not talking about your butthole cherry.

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  21. hates that my room is like an actual sauna but I can't open the window because a wasp the size of Nibbles just came in :'(

    1. Stoic Person Eater

      Stoic Person Eater

      Duff, have you ever thought of getting after Psy's sister? I wonder if that's a ban-worthy offense.

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