Stoic Person Eater

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  1. I'm back! But I'm not sure why!

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      Stoic Person Eater

      IRL, I met TwoFaceTanner and his ex-wife when I was out at the Grand Canyon. I am going to look into getting a PS4 and GTAV. Stay tuned.

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  2. So, I tried playing gta online again today. My character looks like it should when I do character switch, and I'm on the write level, but when it loads he is hairless wearing a white t-shirt, no car, no money... But the level is still correct?

  3. My aunt won first place for best dog groomer here on LI! Congrats to her.

    1. Stoic Person Eater

      Stoic Person Eater

      Your aunt also won the cock swallowing contest at your family reunion. Congrats.

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  4. American football fantasy Signups now niggas, check americqn fooball in the graphcs/media forum

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      Stoic Person Eater

      I am thinking about it. I may just stick to one league.

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  5. I feel like August is the month for huge GTA V news, like a second trailer or a major reveal

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      Stoic Person Eater

      August is National Rape Your Neighbor Month. Don't forget, old ladies need love too.

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  6. Dear dipshit in Sparks, Nevada: I wasn't the one who banned your stupid ass. Have fun fucking your sister in the middle of nowhere.

  7. guess what i am playing? fallout 3 bitches...

  8. Attending my first fundraiser next week. Hoping to raise lots of cash for a good cause. Wish us luck.

  9. It has begun. I have finally started playing L.A. Noire.

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      Stoic Person Eater

      Remember when Phelps got in trouble for sticking his nightstick inside the Captain's son?

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  10. Posting from my new toy; blackberry playbook 16gb. :P

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      Stoic Person Eater

      He was probably sick of it. I heard the apps were shit, that's why I went with the Kindle. Posted from QD's Mom's asshole.

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  11. Posting from my new toy; blackberry playbook 16gb. :P

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      Stoic Person Eater

      He was probably sick of it. I heard the apps were shit, that's why I went with the Kindle. Posted from QD's Mom's asshole.

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  12. Posting from my new toy; blackberry playbook 16gb. :P

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      Stoic Person Eater

      Aren't you fucking hip. Posted from my Kindle Fire.

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  13. Assassins Creeed III Screenshots are absolutlely definately masturbation pixels and i swear if someone comments 'No Shit' on my status again i'm gonna plunge your face.

  14. need more followers. anyone want to RT this to get me a few mates?

  15. you know you've played too much skyrim when you watch the movie, "the grey" and constantly get reminded of it...

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      Stoic Person Eater

      I think Mrs. Person Eater and I will go see this and give each other hand jobs in the darkness.

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  16. Is the Second Trailer of GTA V really coming out today at 5pm

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      Stoic Person Eater

      Hey guys, I just saw the trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ_MzlfiLKc

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  17. Fuck it, I'm going to smoke a bowl and wander around in the snow.

  18. am i the only one who tries to turn on his pipboy light when looting through dark rooms in skyrim??

    1. Stoic Person Eater

      Stoic Person Eater

      I use Muffle all the time to boost my illusion skill. I don't know what the fuck it is supposed to do. Also, Staff of the Magelight is nice if you're not using magic.

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  19. am i the only one who tries to turn on his pipboy light when looting through dark rooms in skyrim??

    1. Stoic Person Eater

      Stoic Person Eater

      I use Muffle all the time to boost my illusion skill. I don't know what the fuck it is supposed to do. Also, Staff of the Magelight is nice if you're not using magic.

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  20. am i the only one who tries to turn on his pipboy light when looting through dark rooms in skyrim??

    1. Stoic Person Eater

      Stoic Person Eater

      I use Muffle all the time to boost my illusion skill. I don't know what the fuck it is supposed to do. Also, Staff of the Magelight is nice if you're not using magic.

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  21. Another quiet sunday morning for smelly ally :D What should I do today? Suggestions?

  22. in the #GTAV game i hope @RockstarGames adds refueling in the game would love to fill my car up or walk to a station to pick up petrol