The AntiChrist

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About The AntiChrist

  • Rank
    Litterer
  • Birthday 06/06/1966

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  • Gender
    Male
  • Location
    The White House
  • Interests
    The 6 D's: Demons, Drugs, Death, Destruction, Domination, Depression
    The 5 C's: Chaos, Corruption, Control, Corporations, Crime
    The 4 B's: Betrayal, Brutality, Blood, Bakeries
    The 3 A's: AntiChrist, Anarchy, Alien-Nation

    The 18 signs for the return of The AntiChrist........
    If you or anyone you know have been or are experiencing any of these signs in any way, shape or form in an area near you please do not hesitate to call our hotline at 1-800-Sell-Your-Sister/Mom/Daughter-or-even-better-Your-Soul......We don't care nor do we judge so just pick whichever one fills your heart with the most GLEE!
    And the great part about it is you get to choose for yourself instead of that douchebag/asshole you people call God deciding for you :-)
    It's very simple and extremely easy and all we ask for in return is a little chunk of your time in the afterlife
    Oh yeah I almost forgot to tell you that the first 666 callers get a free all expensed paid vacation to HELL for ETERNITY!!!!
    So dial that number IMMEDIATELY......Go on dial it I'll wait......
    Have you done it?
    YOU HAVE!!!!May Satan have mercy on your condemned soul!!!!
    Now doesn't that just make you feel all warm inside.....
    And if it does that's GREAT you're starting to get the hang of it..........
    But if you're one of those little nervous people who are not too sure about this just relax we'll do all the work for you......
    All you gotta do is show your appreciation by laying on the floor, flop around a bit, and scream like an 8yo girl having a seizure at a Justin Bieber concert........
    We love it when you do that!

    What happens when an unstoppable force (a penis) meets an immovable object (a vagina)?

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    PabloNaimSanchez
  1. it's only a matter of time before the revolution begins.......... well it's either that or ww3..... and nobody wants that trust me
  2. i whip a little something i like to call Tortured Souls of the Condemned
  3. all i all i think trevor would bring the most to the table literally and figuratively
  4. Thank you QueenOfYeMassacre you'll definitely be on my list of the condemned............ and yes assknuckle im Obamas top adviser
  5. I got mines for hating that bastard Jesus Bringing Death, War, Famine, & Pestilence to this shitty planet Controling & influencing vast amounts of 1st world nations And taking out any petty 3rd world nations that resist me in the name of Allah or some other god
  6. Damn all these beautiful giirrrlllls........ Thats why they will never work....... They'll have you suicidal, suicidal til they say its over
  7. Dogs and an very extensive aray of wildlife oh yeah and badass mountain lions
  8. we all take over the world as a british pop band named one direction maybe thats the new direction
  9. no girl wants me because i have a track record girls waking up with pitchforks in dere arse
  10. i was a loner i guess but a lot of times the class clown