Darth Sexy

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Status Updates posted by Darth Sexy

  1. So I'm playing the most recent Pokemon game. Is it wrong of me to catch a bunch of Machoke's, name them all Chris Benoit, then trade them to strangers across the world? 

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    2. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      I've started naming Poison types Assad. 

    3. TheLunaticFringe

      TheLunaticFringe

      What about something that involves an asian and a airline? 

    4. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      That's a tough one. I'll do some investigating and see what I can come up with. 

  2. My life is a fucking joke. A friend decided to send me pictures of her quite lovely breasts, despite me never asking for it. Meanwhile a 15 year old Algerian kid begged me for money then discussed Dragon Ball with me. How the fuck do I get myself into such ridiculous situations? Breasts were fun, I guess. 

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    2. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      Only for you QD. Who isn't, though?

       

      Kid is probably a child soldier or something. The point is I won. 

       

      And it can be nice having friends with low self esteem, haha. 

    3. Jizzy

      Jizzy

      Beating yourself is pretty nice too.

    4. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      I suspect we all spend a lot of time doing it. 

  3. 400 posts motherfucker! Wubba lubba dub dub!

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    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      I have a showbiz liver and am still around...

    3. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      I have an alcoholics liver. I'm hoping I'm just toughening it up. Pickling makes things last longer, right?

    4. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Pickled Livers: Bringing new meaning to self-preservation.

  4. We can't use exclamation marks in our names. Sad. Also I couldn't post this from the main forum page. Has it fucked up again or am I just stupid? 

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    2. CFO Charles

      CFO Charles

      There's gonna be a female Legendary Super Saiyan btw.

    3. Massacre

      Massacre

      There are female Saiyans now? I just assumed they were all male and reproduced via gay sex and alien superpowers.

    4. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      Given the Legendary Super Saiyan is meant to appear once every thousand years, I feel they become less Legendary if they're over used. Although the transformations and power levels do get pretty silly in later episodes so I guess it works.

  5. Just bought a set of scale Dragon Balls...anyone up for a treasure hunt?

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    2. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      with balls like that i am not sure...

    3. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Wait, so your balls are scaly?

    4. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      I should have known to word that better. 

  6. This fucking status problem. Anyway, does anyone actually use the chat feature? I'm so lonely. 

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    2. TheLunaticFringe

      TheLunaticFringe

      Yeah,ill pop in and shoot the shit if I see anyone in there.

    3. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      I posted this at least 3 times before I remembered the issue. I'm smart.

    4. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      whats the issue?? i am dumb...

  7. I see you lurking on my profile. Show yourself!

  8. Need a new mouse. Suggestions? My inability to make a decision is making this hard. 

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    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      SHINY THINGS!!!11!1!!!!1! :drool:

    3. DiO

      DiO

      I love my trackballs

    4. Rob

      Rob

      I got a cordless one at Woolies for $10

  9. I am so bad at F1 2016 that it may as well be a Pastor Maldonado simulator. 

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    2. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      He's usually at the front of the grid. I'm not that good. I'll get him one day.

    3. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Too bad Sato isn't still racing F1. He'd be fun to run off the road.

    4. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      Bottas is my current target. I was actually doing ok in a race when on the last lap the fucker took me out. NO FORGIVENESS!

  10. Trimmed beard as I'm sick and puking through a Manson beard isn't fun. Fucked it up. Shaved beard. I somehow look more of a paedophile without a beard. Back to suicide for me. 

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    2. TheLunaticFringe

      TheLunaticFringe

      It's not the beard that makes a man,the man makes a beard.

    3. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      TheLunaticFringe: In my case, that is profoundly sad. 

       

      As for the neatly trimmed bullshit...you just don't get it. TESTOSTERONE SURGING THROUGH MY FACE! I also kinda like looking like I'm batshit crazy. A warning shot, if you will. 

       

      Gtagrl: I'm flattered you wanna perv on my ridiculous face, but no. Maybe tomorrow. 

    4. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Sit, not perv. Can't blame a grl for adding to her spank bank.

  11. I'm naked and sticky. 

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    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Two of my favourite things!

    3. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      I can't blame him. I love you too. 

  12. Do yourselves a favour and never ask EA for help.

    1. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      Do yourself a bigger favour and don't buy EA games...

    2. TheLunaticFringe

      TheLunaticFringe

      Except battlefield...

      Shame activision,and infinity ward.

    3. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      My mistake was wanting to play Bad Company 2. Seems I used to use a different EA account to my Origin account. Took hours but the game works again.

  13. Just finished Spec Ops: The Line, I feel bad.

  14. Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad? is a masterpiece.

    1. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Amen, incest anal level was my fav

  15. For sale: 2 Scud A missiles. Near mint condition. Price negotiable.

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    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Will you be delivering them personally?

    3. Jizzy

      Jizzy

      Do you take Vietnamese ears as currency?

    4. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      Wow, I was drunk last night. I'm always prepared to add some more ears to my collection.I will attempt delivery in person, but years of shoddy maintenance makes it risky. No refunds if delivery fails.

  16. So...does anyone here actually play GTAO on pc?

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    2. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      Probably for the best. I'm usually drunk so I'm a bit of a liability.

    3. Pump Action Pimp

      Pump Action Pimp

      You just a liability CJ, why you bother coming back?

    4. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      I'll probably switch to PC eventually. Just building up some cash/unlocks on PS3 before I go.

  17. Am I the only one who thinks dubstep fans should be treated as war criminals?

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    2. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      Anyone who likes Skrillex is a bad person.

    3. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      Anyone who likes Skrillex is a bad person.

  18. cabinfevercabinfevercabinfevercabinfevercabinfever

  19. To Pieboy_13. Please don't send me PM's. I don't want to have sex with you, ok?

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    2. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      You should send him some pictures.

    3. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      Well, he called me a bitch because I insulted America. I just assume he's sexually attracted to me. Why else would he feel the need to get to know me privately?

  20. Only just realised I was still rollin' with that ridiculous name.

    1. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      I've always thought of you as Darth Sexay. With that avatar anyway.

    2. Handsome B Wonderful

      Handsome B Wonderful

      Yeah, the old Chris Barnes sith lightning avatar. That was fun to make. I wonder what happened to thw xmas version?

    3. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      I think the Xmas version disappeared when I formatted my pc one of the many times since what, 2006? I wear it with pride.

  21. If ya want my body, and ya think I'm sexy, come on sugar let me know. If ya really need me, just reach out and touch me, come on honey tell me so.

  22. Often, and with dignity.I enjoy it. Life goes well. I was sick for a couple of months...but I got better. Weight loss never killed anyone. How are you? One day, I will come to Brisbane.