Joe King
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in GTA IV, never (ever ever) throw a molotov from a bike. this just causes you to fall from the bike on fire lol
i see another SA vs IV battle... why do those who like IV better assume the SA fans are always kids? that like saying all Beatles fans are kids ha ha.. doesnt make sense.
Unfortunately this is down to the balance between realism and actually being able to play the game... In GTA 4 you could hit a lampost laying on the ground at speed in a car and the car could flip 3 or 4 times end over end... In reality your car would smash over it without flipping and your suspension and wheels would be trashed... But that wouldn't be any fun/use for a game. Same with the heli's. If they fall apart because you clip a building that ain't gonna be fun. If they break after you hit 3 or 4 buildings then you need to practise your flying.
congratulations, you are intelligent. things become extremely boring with too much realism.
imagine if you had to wait 20 years before you can play again when you get busted? realistic but would be crap.
as for helicopter and motorcycle physics, i want them to be fun to drive. i never used motorbikes in IV except TLAD.
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i hope you dont get slapped stright with a mission right after the opening cutscene. i hope its like VC and SA, where you watch the opening cutscene then are just instructed to go to a certian location to start the first mission. on the way you can explore, do sidemissions and even buy safehouses.
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A bit off topic, and not sure if it's been bought up already, but how does everybody think they'll create a map edge barrier? In RDR it was mountains, in GTA it was an invisible barrier in the water. I put this here as it is kinda related to graphics.
GTA SA had infinite water (and air space) stretch out in every direction. GTA V will probably have the same.
I hope the water is only to the west and other directions have infinite dirt space.
True, but the infinite water/land thing would be fine in a plane (you'd get bored and turn around), but if I remember rightly, if you were too far out and attempted to swim back, didnt you eventually drown?
no. you can drown yourself purposely if you dont want to swim back lol
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A bit off topic, and not sure if it's been bought up already, but how does everybody think they'll create a map edge barrier? In RDR it was mountains, in GTA it was an invisible barrier in the water. I put this here as it is kinda related to graphics.
GTA SA had infinite water (and air space) stretch out in every direction. GTA V will probably have the same.
I hope the water is only to the west and other directions have infinite dirt space.
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art without the poster, and spring release date
LOVE FIST
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i think thats used in more than one mission.
the shot where the guy gets out of the van and the one where he kicks the door in - the van is parked differently and it appears to be different locations
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this has become the gta iv bashing topic lol
i could rant on for hours about gta iv but instead i will keep long story short. some of you are saying expect only everything gta iv had and you wont be dissapointed - well when gta iv came out, i was expecting everything san andreas had and was dissapointed.
San Andreas was a lot better....
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sniper rifle driveby from a quad
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Maybe something like drive 10km with no crashes (gonna be bloody hard
)you must be a crap driver.
anyway, i hope V has many challenges and fun content. IV didnt have enough to do, for me to really like the game.
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They should have rideable ostriches
even better..
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implement the cool drug dealing aspect from chinatown wars
yep that is probably the best feature in the series other than planes. i would like something like that in V but much more complex.
maybe a combination of that and the drug wars in TBOGT - instead of money earned from drug wars, you get stocked up on drugs to sell.
that incredibly shit game
meh. just prooving my theory that all people care about these days is graphics and not gameplay. youre just too put off by the top down camera (surprise, surprise - nintendo ds game) that you fail to appreciate just how good the game is.
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I have a clear problem understanding on what this topic is about, please elaborate.
in VCS you could buy/takeover 30 locations on the map where you can build one of six different business types in one of three forms.
basically any land you own, you can put whatever business you want there and it will generate money. you will also be given several sidemissions, plus your businesses will occasionally come under attack by gangs.
i would like to see something like this in GTA V but greatly expanded.
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I'd say no, because I like to turn on the game go take a piss come back and play.
Come back, miss the opening cutscene and character introduction and think "WTF is going on??"
Yeah, cuz your gonna put the game in the console for the first time, then decide you want to take a shit
Playing GTA has been known to cause spontaneous shitting, it's a well documented phenomenon.
Which is why there's a PS3 & 32'' screen in front of my toilet.
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Look. The fucking arogance of the 1%. Im voting with the 47% cause im 100% behind obamney 50% of the time.
So how many quotes til something goes wrong?
alot
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i know lol
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Yup, played pool there with one of the friends, can't remember who. Here's a very bad YT vid of it if you don't believe me.
works in TBOGT too
best way to break in is land a heli on the roof lol -
there should be an trophy/achievement for pressing start
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No, silly. I told him to report it, silly. And if enough people report it, silly, it will get removed, silly.
Like it did, silly.
i said parts of a site can only be removed by whoever operates/owns the site <-- you said that is wrong?
google cant do anything unless its their site (maybe it is? i dont know)
stop being a dick, announcing publicly how righteous you think of yourself without listening properly to what others say.
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Actually, your wrong.
Try spamming up the igta5.com forums and see how long your ability to post whatever you want holds true.
Google has a vested interest in keeping the blogs they host relevant. It might not get deleted, but it might get taken out of googles indexing services....
And, look. Its been removed, shocking,
no, nothing i said was wrong. are you saying that anyone can delete what they want from anyones site? only people that operate that site can delete stuff, not anyone with internet access.
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Think pretty much every one agrees on that.
where do you get that from? so many are convinced he is the protagonist and are fine with it.
i personally am sticking to the multiple protag idea. to me, its obvious from the trailer. we see the old guy driving the R8 so he must be playable.
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i just found the most retarded video ever lol
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He says he wanted to retire, so he wouldn't be in his twenties anyway.
at age 25: awww fuck it, im through working. wheres my pension?
hahaha
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If it's something small that won't lead to any real discussion, yes. The post after mine will bring this topic to its fourth page. I'd say it warrants its own topic.
this isnt a real discussion. everyone is just making their own version of the famous "no" post. take a look, almost everyone is just saying zombies wont be in the game and that its a stupid idea lol
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Yeah I understand what you mean... It's called 'Parabolic flight' just like in the mission turbulence from MW3. Your friend is flying the jumbo jet tens of thousands of feet about the ground. You and ten others are in the passenger cabin role playing. Then a kid not in the plane grabs a fighter jet and flys up to your plane he takes out the engines with the cannon and the plane starts dropping. The 11 guys in the cabin start floating around uncontrollably, the pilot struggles to keep the plane from smashing into the ground. The kid in the jet decides to follow the plane down to watch it meets its doom. He shoots once more but accidentally hits the missile button! A chunk of the wing tears of and slams into his jet, ripping it to peices. The rest of the plane accelerates at terminal velocity towards the ground. One of the kids pulls out an uzi and starts spraying the cabin with bullets, and a few puncture the doors and windows. A red warninglight flashes on and off through out the plane as the side rips open. 3 kids get sucked out and fall to their deaths then the pilot pulls the nose up and the plane slams into a residential street you and the other kids' bodies go bouncing around the cabin as the plane skids to a halt in the middle of a cul-de-sac. The pilot has died, and so has everyone else, but you. You stand up and limp ouut of the crumpled burning heap of metal and walk away, but not 50 steps later the plane explodes in a fireball! The shockwave throws you down to the pavement. You pan the camera up and see a cloud of fire rising out. Then a small do appears high in the cloud...headed staright for you! The landing gear slams into you, therefore crushing and killing you.
THE END
...and then you smash your console with a hammer!
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New Screenshot [Shortlist Magazine. 7.11.2012]
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There should be a GTA game set in Carcer City. Although it would have to have too dark of a story for GTA to go with the cities look and feel.
Anyway Im sure our "east coast gangster" comes from Liberty City. That way we can connect to that after playing GTA IV set in Liberty, now we move on to GTA V set in LS.
Also, it looks like we got the mini Uzi again. I miss the full sized one.