CFO Charles

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  1. Where's Auntie Gtagrl tonight?

    1. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      ...or have any weed. :o

    2. CFO Charles

      CFO Charles

      That's ok, I have cannabutter!!!

    3. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      We've raised you right then. I'm so proud.

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  2. I just had an epiphany. Youtube tracks my searches, and youtube is owned by google. Therefore, I should probably stop googling porn

    1. Brian

      Brian

      Even when you're logged out google still tracks your searches, maning that any employer can see what you search.

    2. DozyGamer

      DozyGamer

      google is undoubtedly the best search online search engine available on the web, although bing is excellent at finding free porn. I know bing is a shit search engine usually, but you have to try bing for porn.

    3. XBOXEDDY

      XBOXEDDY

      Incognito tab?

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  3. Fuck it, if members are going to start adopting other members I'm making gtagrl my new mommy

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    2. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      Oh, I forgot I was on iGTA. Oops.

    3. CFO Charles

      CFO Charles

      Well I'll take it. Plus I was always wondering if you had kids or not.

    4. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Just ask next time. Auntie doesn't (always) bite. :)

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    2. Brian

      Brian

      This is also what pisses me off, they did a closed beta for stress tests that only lasted 4 hours, and in the first beta which I was included in had problems like any other game would, and some of the ones that were reported were still in the final release.

    3. cuda

      cuda

      $$$>quality of games. it's why I lost interest in video games, EA/Activision set a trend to destroy gaming. I can't believe the atrocities committed against wow, for example.

    4. JamieMilne

      JamieMilne

      EA will sort all these server issues out and then i'll be buying it. ign showed it to be a good fun game. the only negative being the servers. which will probably get fixed.

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  4. R* announces delay… entire forum starts to disintegrate

  5. Hunter S. Thompson Avatar was cooler, Bones...

    1. Firm

      Firm

      Is there anything cooler than Hunter?

  6. Following the great Hunter S. Thompson I see?

  7. What's constitutes staying up for 23 hours? The offer of a free Sega Genesis

    1. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      I've stayed up for less.

    2. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Wow, a free* SEGA Genesis (really Megadrive) if you order before 11:59pm 31st December 1991.

  8. In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey, Butane in my veins so I'm out to cut the junkie, with the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables, dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

  9. I just Trolled peds status, and now it's gone :(

    1. DiO

      DiO

      your simple? buuurrn

    2. Kwarb

      Kwarb

      Simple Jack from the movie tropic thunder haha

    3. PedestrianRiotz

      PedestrianRiotz

      shes not your age silly billy :P

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  10. Over 3 years later and we're still getting new Gran Turismo 5 content :D Love ya Polyphony!

    1. Massacre

      Massacre

      It's a shame companies don't do that with good games.

    2. Brian
    3. Qdeathstar
  11. Might as well start using my new alias. Get used to it.

    1. Truth
    2. Darth Sexy
    3. CFO Charles

      CFO Charles

      It's a metalocalypse reference. And My anus is staying pure Vice, don't worry.

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  12. *Cant watch the trailer for another two hours…

  13. Fuck this over-flow of new info.

    1. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Rockstar getting loose pussy syndrome... Time to tighten that bitch up...

  14. Skinny's back. Get ready for more mechs.

    1. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Faggy forum was faggier than this one? How proud americany, the fucking proud americany cunts.

    2. CFO Charles

      CFO Charles

      I interpreted Massacre's hatred of robot as jealousy for all the love I used to show him; which has now been re-direted towards said robots.

    3. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Be careful giving love to robots, it might make them go rusty.

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  15. Finding GTA V stuff in the warehouse at work; Easily made this day the most exciting in weeks.

    1. Bronson

      Bronson

      No new artwork tho huh :(

    2. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      Such as? Any copies? Any price stickers? Any Special Editions?

  16. Thank you iGTA5 forums. You've once again killed my phone battery

    1. CFO Charles

      CFO Charles

      Mech-porn doesn't count.

    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      If you're fapping to it, it counts, whatever it is.

    3. CFO Charles

      CFO Charles

      I'm not. Usually staring is enough to get me off. I was fapping to this earlier

      http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/373/harms05.jpg

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  17. Just got through the leaked poster thread, anybody care to update me on what was missed?

  18. Hasn't bought Assassin's Creed 3 yet

  19. Well mech forums are back up. It was nice talking to you all.

  20. A true OG has a heat hawk strapped to his waist 24/7

    1. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      i'm 12 and what is this

    2. Rayge

      Rayge

      I pack a sword in the front of my pants at all times, incase shit goes down with mah' bitches

    3. CFO Charles

      CFO Charles

      That is a smart move marcus. Is it an energy sword?

  21. My Fellow Ontarians (So just DiO)! Dalton McGuinty has been ousted as Premier! That scum sucking piece of shit has finally been exposed for the corrupt two-faced piece of shit he is

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    2. CFO Charles

      CFO Charles

      Slightly. I figured the Sun would poke fun at this but they're being to sincere for my tastes

    3. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      The Post might be having a field day with it. I prefer the Globe & Mail myself.

    4. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      i prefer not caring myself...

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  22. Well, mech forums are down. Im stuck with you QDs apparently