Brian

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  1. Loving my new iPhone 5s

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    2. Ku Zi Mu

      Ku Zi Mu

      Peanuts 5 dolla

    3. Brian

      Brian

      I wish there was a thing that regular members could go back and delete posts, it'd help me just feel better if I could get rid of my bad posts.

    4. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      Nope. They're there forever. Five years from now, you can use them to remind yourself how you've matured.

  2. Brussels airport and metro suicide attacks kills at least 34, injure 130+. But muh Muslims are good people right? Trump's gaining my support more and more each time this shit happens.

  3. Shit, Jlaw and Ariana Grande among the dozens of celebrities who had their nudes leaked yesterday, a shit storm ensues.

  4. Well bought a second monitor since everyone I've spoken to recommended it. Should arrive tomorrow.

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    2. Brian

      Brian

      Laptops are horrible for gaming, they get too hot and it's hard to update most components. Just put your money into a desktop, I had three laptops before my desktop and I'd take the desktop any day.

  5. What's wrong Bronson, sister turned you down?

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    2. Godfather

      Godfather

      Oh shit i'm late....ummmmmm.. Fuck you all!

    3. Ku Zi Mu

      Ku Zi Mu

      lol "GunShit" Would ya look at that? Bronson actually made a funny.

    4. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      I need to think of a witty insult that uses his name.

      "Bron-hole". "Bron-wipe". Nahhh...

  6. FUCK. Marney this is the second time today you locked a topic two seconds before I get post something.

  7. Panera is definitely one of my favorite places to eat out.

  8. 32 inches with drifts up to 6 feet, crazy stuff.

  9. Some grown dude playing with Legos at the waiting room

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    2. Massacre

      Massacre

      Okay, but I need the wheels for my robot.

    3. Massacre

      Massacre

      Come to my house, you can play with mine.

  10. Wow, $15 for Gold... Wasn't expecting that.

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    2. ConQueSteD

      ConQueSteD

      So the penthouse party is still on? Good, I was afraid all those prostitutes I hired was going to waste.

    3. Brian

      Brian

      Hope you bought condoms too.

    4. Firm

      Firm

      They're included with the free gift baskets.

  11. Radio Mirror Park is the best station by far.

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    2. Ku Zi Mu

      Ku Zi Mu

      *fuels fire*

      One of my cousin's uncles has a friend who has another friend with 2 daughters has a brother who heard from his cousin's cousin that Brian said, and I quote, "Massacre is a fatass with no front teeth and has a stinch that could scare off a fart from a hippopotamus' arse."

      Carry on, ungentleman.

      Massacre, you're up...

    3. Brian

      Brian

      Yeah, I never said that.

      Anywhore, maybe it's you who lessens the quality of the site, I mean what do you contribute aside from negativity?

    4. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      Wit and intrigue. Also scathing insult comedy. Plus a few tips regarding GTA and real-world criminality. Other than that, not much.

      Also, thanks, Jizzy.

  12. Great victory from Trump tonight. Cruz is out.

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    2. Ginginho

      Ginginho

      So much to say, so little room... as long as whoever is elected rips up the TPPA... I hope it ends up Sanders v Trump...

    3. Brian

      Brian

      i have begun supporting Trump simply because I feel Clinton and the DNC will corruptly screw Bernie out of the nomination. If it's Bernie v. Trump I will not be 100% certain. I hate Trump's stance on climate and energy but that's about it. He's right about illegals (who cost us $113b a year), Muslims (where we won't let non-citizens in, it's been done before), and I'm not looking forward to getting taxed out the ass. Long Island taxes are through the roof and...

    4. Brian

      Brian

      things still aren't right here.

      Reagan was an actor, what made him qualified?

      And liberals and political correctness are literally cancer and it's destroying this country and generation.

  13. Alright, who's running SML this year?

  14. Any cigar smokers want to recommend me something for graduation?

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    2. Rob

      Rob

      Have you tried meth? Cheaper than a cigar without the nasty side effects.

    3. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Meth is overrated.

    4. Rob

      Rob

      Dude, you need to meth head harder. Try smoking it surrounded by amputees and midgets with limes disease. Works for me!

  15. We need a female moderator before someone accuses us of being intolerant!

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    2. Brian

      Brian

      you can have a lot of posts, but they can all be shit.

    3. Qdeathstar
  16. Just got a few pounds of free bacon from an uncle in the restaurant business. What do?

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    2. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      The curing alone takes a while. It should really be smoked, too. Don't ruin your first homemade bacon experience, Brian! Don't do it!

    3. Brian

      Brian

      I've had the stuff before, it never tasted like blood. Maybe it is cured, don't know, but my uncle is a sous chef there and he always gives me some damn good bacon.

    4. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      It didn't?

      ...Then what did I eat?

  17. U.S. Senate will vote in two hours on Sen. Rand Paul's amendment to end foreign aid to Pakistan, Egypt and Libya. Hoping it pasts. May be a starting point for ending more foreign aid to other countries.

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    2. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      My grammor ank spellink butten are haff brokored. lowlz huw dun dat?

    3. Crazee

      Crazee

      I hope it passes and i ain't American. But usually whatever the US Govt does the UK Govt follows suit.

    4. Crazee
  18. Nelson Mandela died

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    2. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      *Lil-Wayne

      God, you people are stupid.

    3. Rob

      Rob

      Pretty sure that speech was "I have a nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga.

    4. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      Mahatma Gandhi died? Oh shit.

  19. Unpopular opinions on this site: GTA V wasn't as good as people say it is, bacon is over rated, Fallout 3 was only a better than decent game, and honkys are alright people.

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    2. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      Brian what the fuck is school doing to you... Go home smoke your first bong and blend in with the crowd.

    3. Ku Zi Mu

      Ku Zi Mu

      Praise the lord-dah! Thou sent down thee to show us the error of our ways-uh!

      Brian 5:19

    4. Brian

      Brian

      Ku that is why I fucking love you

  20. Heading to Home Depot to see if we can get some good deals today, been restoring a German made sword that was gifted to the Argentinian Military around 1900... It's a nice piece

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    2. narcolepsy

      narcolepsy

      post pics soon of the sword? I have an ancient sword hidden in a cane.

    3. Brian
    4. Brian

      Brian

      Also found out it was made around 1880, not 1900.

  21. A supernova has just been seen, and some might be able to see it with binoculars tonight. Check it out!

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    2. Brian

      Brian

      I'm sure you can google it for where you are

    3. Truth

      Truth

      meh, I cant even see a star tonight

    4. Truth

      Truth

      meh, I cant even see a star tonight