Brian
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Planning a trip to Europe next summer, anyone trying to get sloshed in Vienna?
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$680 to Israel, man. Food, wine, and water, plus the best hash on Earth just over the mountains. Me and Jizzy are going in October, it's not too late to add a ticket, broh.
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Hmm, I honestly may consider that man. How long do I have to decide?
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Oh, I was kidding. ): Next year?
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Single after 2.5 years, never been in this situation out of high school. What is a man to do with such a vast world to explore
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Public reports of a Marney spotting has occured, more at 11.
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Has he finally thrown himself off that block of flats he squatted in?
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I literally thought this was another school shooting.....
good job nra.
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On 26/05/2018 at 11:28 PM, narcolepsy said:Has he finally thrown himself off that block of flats he squatted in?
After that Liverpool result probably
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Ya boy just got approved for his medical card
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COOL , WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? cocaine i assume?!
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all the cocaine
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Fuck you and your legal weed. I haven't smoked in 6 months and I dunno what the point of living is anymore.
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How are you guys?
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Spring has sprung, so the floodwaters are a'rising...
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Fair to middling... a slow drift towards death...
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Sooo Louis CK violates women too, guess I gotta change my signature quote now...
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Why in the fuck have a gotten almost 55k profile views in the last 5 years
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I have 9,712 views. Seriously? You guys like Brian more than me? I gave this forum my youth, my early twenties and now my inevitable death before I'm 30. If I ever get to America I feel Massacre and I could stage a revolution. Beards and hair will conquer all. Also, fuck you Brian (you know I love you).
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Man, I'd be ecstatic if I died before 30. Running out of time on that one, unfortunately.
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Just scored a wheel sponsorship for my car. Over 50% off on a staggered 20" set. Feels damn good.
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hmm, i once got 75% off a mattress,.. i wonder if they was sponsoring meh,
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I have an ongoing sponsorship with the country's largest manufacturer of chloroform.
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I had to bust out the knee pads for this one
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7 days of work in a row the past week. First time I actually love my job though... time to relax
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I'm a pizza delivery guy now, order up
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shit massacre, i know brian would be down.
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Mustang is my only car so i'll be using her. Tbh I've already been making a shit ton of money that I don't really care. I've worked a total of 15 hours through 3 days so far and made $275. I wear what I want, drive and listen to music, and fold some boxes at the end of my shift. On top of it, I get free pizza at the end of the night. It's a family owned place, so everyone there is really awesome.
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that's some good money! then again, i am reminded that the cost of living out that way is more in general... but still, that's pretty damn decent...
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Well shit I'm 19 today
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Happy belated, hope you had fun.
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So...Brian was about 6 when I joined this site...That is disturbing.
Happy birthday/fuck you.
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In World War II the average age of a combat soldier was twenty-six
In Vietnam, he was nineteen
Ininininininin Vietnam he was nineteen....
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My mom had her double mastectomy and some lymph nodes removed today. She made it through with no complications. Now on the road to a speedy recovery and being cancer free!
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All the best, mate. Wishing her a speedy recovery.
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Hope she recovers well, man.
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Fix the chat please
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And of course if I had bothered clicking the error link it tells you IPB discontinued chat service. So chat is finally dead for good.
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Chat is done. IBP dropped support for it.
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fucking aye
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Call of Duty: WWII... first time I've been excited for a COD game since Middle School. My inner childhood is pumped.
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A while back I damaged my bumper. Tonight some Jeep is riding my ass, flips on a light bar, so I start to slow down & he rear ends me and runs. Chase him into a parking lot and there's two cops. Now I get a new bumper for free
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Switched majors... Where you or someone you know diddled as a kid? Call Brian Esquire and I will get you the compensation you deserve.
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Accounting is boring as shit, switching my major to paralegal studies and moving onto law. Where's the part where I become filthy rich and spend my days running a sanctuary for abandoned and disabled dogs where they can run free and happy
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Find a specialist niche to find higher paying jobs. You need a foundation first, though, regardless of the field, so choke down the boring intro courses, the payoff comes later.
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<- has a BSME. Is not using it.
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Fuck earning money. Having worked at a rescue the look on the face of the dog you save and rehome is worth more. Admittedly you will struggle to pay bills...hence you get into training as well. Money and satisfaction. Also never boring. How do you feel about scars? You're gonna get scars.
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Dear dog,
Stop being an asshole and shitting all over yourself.
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One of mine tried to eat a light globe tonight. Gotta love them.
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One of mine tore up an entire bible.... spreads all over the floor.. I caught her in the act. She laid down and acted guilty...
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She did you a favor. I kept waiting for the plot to pick up and make the time investment worth it, but it never happened. Guy who wrote that was a hack.
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Sold my old Mustang and got my money back from when I purchased it (maintenance is a different story). Gonna miss the shit out of that car. But onto better things. Hope the kid takes good care of it.
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Fair enough.
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Meanwhile, my 94 Skyline is still rolling... the body is rusting away and the electrics are unpredictable, but the fucker always starts first time and runs like a dream... 18 years and counting...
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yea man, still loving my impala... it's been a solid purchase for sure...
