Brian

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  1. Planning a trip to Europe next summer, anyone trying to get sloshed in Vienna?

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    2. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      $680 to Israel, man. Food, wine, and water, plus the best hash on Earth just over the mountains. Me and Jizzy are going in October, it's not too late to add a ticket, broh.

    3. Brian

      Brian

      Hmm, I honestly may consider that man. How long do I have to decide?

    4. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      Oh, I was kidding. ): Next year?

  2. Single after 2.5 years, never been in this situation out of high school. What is a man to do with such a vast world to explore

    1. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      discover porn and, i dunno, world history?

    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Sample what the big ole world has to offer! 

    3. Brian

      Brian

      Toss me some recommendations. I'm saving to travel next summer!

  3. Public reports of a Marney spotting has occured, more at 11.

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    2. narcolepsy

      narcolepsy

      Has he finally thrown himself off that block of flats he squatted in?

    3. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      I literally thought this was another school shooting..... 

       

       

      good job nra.

    4. Firm

      Firm

      On 26/05/2018 at 11:28 PM, narcolepsy said:

      Has he finally thrown himself off that block of flats he squatted in?

       

      After that Liverpool result probably 

  4. I miss the FML

    1. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      There are like 8 members left. My favorite members have all left. All i have is a bunch of dipshits and fucktards like you.

       

      pfft.

    2. Brian

      Brian

      I'll always be the forum fucktard

    3. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      Love you too, Q. 

  5. Ya boy just got approved for his medical card :weed:

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    2. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      COOL , WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? cocaine i assume?!

    3. Brian

      Brian

      all the cocaine

       

    4. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      Fuck you and your legal weed. I haven't smoked in 6 months and I dunno what the point of living is anymore. 

  6. How are you guys? 

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    2. Brian
    3. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Spring has sprung, so the floodwaters are a'rising...

    4. Ginginho

      Ginginho

      Fair to middling... a slow drift towards death...

  7. Sooo Louis CK violates women too, guess I gotta change my signature quote now...

    1. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      at least he had the decency to ask first...

    2. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      All he did was whip it out and masturbate.  All the women were legal and went up to his hotel room. #getoverit

    3. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      Anyone who has ever watched his standup would concur that what is described sounds about right for Louis CK.

  8. $10 hard hat and safety vest = best Halloween costume ever

     

     

    1. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Yea, if your going as a village people cum guzzler.

    2. Brian

      Brian

      How'd you know

    3. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Dunno, I went with black-face and hand cuffs for my hollowed costume.

  9. IDK why everyone shits on Pumpkin Spice Lattes, had one for the first time last night and it was delicious. Like fall in a cup.

    1. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Because it is cliche now

  10. Why in the fuck have a gotten almost 55k profile views in the last 5 years

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    2. Brian
    3. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      I have 9,712 views. Seriously? You guys like Brian more than me? I gave this forum my youth, my early twenties and now my inevitable death before I'm 30. If I ever get to America I feel Massacre and I could stage a revolution. Beards and hair will conquer all. Also, fuck you Brian (you know I love you).

       

    4. Massacre

      Massacre

      Man, I'd be ecstatic if I died before 30. Running out of time on that one, unfortunately.

  11. Just scored a wheel sponsorship for my car. Over 50% off on a staggered 20" set. Feels damn good.

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    2. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      hmm, i once got 75% off a mattress,.. i wonder if they was sponsoring meh,

    3. Massacre

      Massacre

      I have an ongoing sponsorship with the country's largest manufacturer of chloroform.

    4. Brian

      Brian

      I had to bust out the knee pads for this one

  12. 7 days of work in a row the past week. First time I actually love my job though... time to relax :drunk:

  13. I'm a pizza delivery guy now, order up

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    2. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      shit massacre, i know brian would be down.

    3. Brian

      Brian

      Mustang is my only car so i'll be using her. Tbh I've already been making a shit ton of money that I don't really care. I've worked a total of 15 hours through 3 days so far and made $275. I wear what I want, drive and listen to music, and fold some boxes at the end of my shift. On top of it, I get free pizza at the end of the night. It's a family owned place, so everyone there is really awesome. 

       

       

    4. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      that's some good money! then again, i am reminded that the cost of living out that way is more in general... but still, that's pretty damn decent...

  14. Part of me wants to trade in for a pickup truck... fuck.

    1. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Fuck that shit. Find a Friend.

    2. Brian

      Brian

      Decent friends are hard to come by 

    3. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      You don't need decent friends, just one with a truck.

  15. Well shit I'm 19 today

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    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Happy belated, hope you had fun.

    3. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      So...Brian was about 6 when I joined this site...That is disturbing. 

       

      Happy birthday/fuck you. 

    4. Ginginho

      Ginginho

      In World War II the average age of a combat soldier was twenty-six

      In Vietnam, he was nineteen

      Ininininininin Vietnam he was nineteen....

  16. My mom had her double mastectomy and some lymph nodes removed today. She made it through with no complications. Now on the road to a speedy recovery and being cancer free!

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    2. Firm

      Firm

      All the best, mate. Wishing her a speedy recovery.

    3. Brian

      Brian

      Thank you guys :)

    4. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      Hope she recovers well, man. 

  17. Fix the chat please

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    2. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      And of course if I had bothered clicking the error link it tells you IPB discontinued chat service. So chat is finally dead for good.

    3. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Chat is done. IBP dropped support for it.

    4. Brian

      Brian

      fucking aye

  18. Call of Duty: WWII... first time I've been excited for a COD game since Middle School. My inner childhood is pumped.

  19. A while back I damaged my bumper. Tonight some Jeep is riding my ass, flips on a light bar, so I start to slow down & he rear ends me and runs. Chase him into a parking lot and there's two cops. Now I get a new bumper for free :lol:

    1. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Damn po po, sometimes there when you need them.

    2. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Cops, generally do as little as possible. The other drive must have been black.

    3. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      nice one... very lucky too...

  20. Switched majors... Where you or someone you know diddled as a kid? Call Brian Esquire and I will get you the compensation you deserve. 

    1. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      oh boy.

      Be prepared to work for free for a LONG time.

    2. CaPn bOnEs
    3. narcolepsy

      narcolepsy

      You need to get the internship out of the way quickly if you want to FIRE like you used to

  21. Accounting is boring as shit, switching my major to paralegal studies and moving onto law. Where's the part where I become filthy rich and spend my days running a sanctuary for abandoned and disabled dogs where they can run free and happy 

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    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Find a specialist niche to find higher paying jobs. You need a foundation first, though, regardless of the field, so choke down the boring intro courses, the payoff comes later. 

    3. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      <- has a BSME. Is not using it.

    4. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      Fuck earning money. Having worked at a rescue the look on the face of the dog you save and rehome is worth more. Admittedly you will struggle to pay bills...hence you get into training as well. Money and satisfaction. Also never boring. How do you feel about scars? You're gonna get scars. 

  22. Dear dog, 
    Stop being an asshole and shitting all over yourself.  
      
    Sincerely, 
    Your fucking human

    1. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      One of mine tried to eat a light globe tonight. Gotta love them. 

    2. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      One of mine tore up an entire bible.... spreads all over the floor.. I caught her in the act. She laid down and acted guilty...

    3. Massacre

      Massacre

      She did you a favor. I kept waiting for the plot to pick up and make the time investment worth it, but it never happened. Guy who wrote that was a hack. 

  23. Been lucky with tickets :lol: Cops pull me over and I get a warning and a compliment on the 5.0

  24. Saw a Maserati MC12 and Ferrari F50 in person yesterday. I was in awe. 

  25. Sold my old Mustang and got my money back from when I purchased it (maintenance is a different story). Gonna miss the shit out of that car. But onto better things. Hope the kid takes good care of it.

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    2. Darth Sexy
    3. Ginginho

      Ginginho

      Meanwhile, my 94 Skyline is still rolling... the body is rusting away and the electrics are unpredictable, but the fucker always starts first time and runs like a dream...  18 years and counting...

    4. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      yea man, still loving my impala... it's been a solid purchase for sure...