Pump Action Pimp

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  1. Now she don't even know my name, but I think she likes me just the same

    1. Bronson


      That's your tally wacker talking

    2. Pump Action Pimp

      Pump Action Pimp

      No, that's my Phil Collins talking. I named my penis Phil Collins because it's always in the air at night.

  2. You know me as that no good pimp type, smack you in the wind pipe

  3. Nobody stands around, when the man comes to town.

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    2. gtagrl


      We already have a Qd.

    3. Pump Action Pimp

      Pump Action Pimp

      but, does he love his mother?

      checkmate atheists

    4. gtagrl


      He loves his pepperoni nipples, does that count?

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