Pump Action Pimp

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  1. Pump Action Pimp

    Now she don't even know my name, but I think she likes me just the same

    1. Bronson

      Bronson

      That's your tally wacker talking

    2. Pump Action Pimp

      Pump Action Pimp

      No, that's my Phil Collins talking. I named my penis Phil Collins because it's always in the air at night.

  2. Pump Action Pimp

    You know me as that no good pimp type, smack you in the wind pipe

  3. Pump Action Pimp

    Nobody stands around, when the man comes to town.

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    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      We already have a Qd.

    3. Pump Action Pimp

      Pump Action Pimp

      but, does he love his mother?

      checkmate atheists

    4. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      He loves his pepperoni nipples, does that count?

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