Pump Action Pimp

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  1. The world took everything away from him, so he took everything away from the world.

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    2. Massacre

      Massacre

      Exercise bikes are dangerous. I should come over and inspect it. To make sure it's safe. Yeah.

    3. Jizzy

      Jizzy

      *Gets shot and becomes stupidly overrated*

    4. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      igangsta.com

  2. How ya guys and gals been doing/

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    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Tit for tat, Bri-bri...do your tongue exercises.

    3. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      And chew lots of gum.

    4. Brian

      Brian

      Trace the alphabet right?

  3. get in here guys, we need to chat

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    2. Massacre

      Massacre

      Not really. I give the characters a different look and personality, every time I play through the game, but other than trying out the other two endings and switching up heist crew members, there isn't much else to change.

    3. Bronson

      Bronson

      I masturbated to mutilated babies and watched david letterman reruns

    4. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      I posted a pic of my sweet cupcakes.

  4. why do British people call doors flippity dippity butter shutters

  5. Nobody stands around, when the man comes to town.

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    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      We already have a Qd.

    3. Pump Action Pimp

      Pump Action Pimp

      but, does he love his mother?

      checkmate atheists

    4. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      He loves his pepperoni nipples, does that count?

  6. Images of sorrow, pictures of delight, things that make up a life.

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    2. Pump Action Pimp

      Pump Action Pimp

      YOU KILLED HITLER FOR THIS SHIT

    3. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Putting dildos up my butt makes me a whore? Cool, cause my priest said it made me a lonley pervert.

      He was just trying to convince me not to spare his manly rod though...

    4. Pump Action Pimp

      Pump Action Pimp

      REPENT YOUR SINS NOOBS

  7. Everything he ever did, he did for love.

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    2. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      He still needs the signage, though.

    3. Pump Action Pimp

      Pump Action Pimp

      I'M TALKING REAL FRESH MAN

    4. DozyGamer

      DozyGamer

      So you say, but he still won't do that.

  8. Put a bad bitch on the mastercard, a Lambo on the visa, put the rap game in a chokehold, told 'em I don't need ya

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    3. Graffitigirl

      Graffitigirl

      *Shakes titties*

    4. Pump Action Pimp

      Pump Action Pimp

      I appreciate the titty shake. Helps with the gangster vibe I've got going on. And don't yawn again Dean Ambrose or it's back to the midcard with you.

  9. Promise me everything you said about the Fireflies is true

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    2. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Meh, it's not. I just wanted to fuck you... Soz

    3. Pump Action Pimp

      Pump Action Pimp

      wtf fuck you then i'm going back

    4. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Ok... It was a one n done sweetie...

  10. She seems to have an Invisible Touch

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    2. OG Trev

      OG Trev

      You mean an imaginary touch

    3. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      no, he definitely fondled her...

    4. Pump Action Pimp

      Pump Action Pimp

      We're close, that's all.

  11. why am i so great

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    2. Bronson

      Bronson

      Or you have a purple suit and you were so awesome every other pimp got plastic surgery to look just like you and bought the same clothes

    3. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      because you lay still and take it. All of it.

    4. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Why does a dog lick its bollocks?

  12. Day breaks, my heart aches, I will wait for you right here.

    1. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      sounds fake, like when i wake, from this dream state of swimming on a lake, full of dealdly fish, for fucks sake...

    2. Massacre
    3. CaPn bOnEs
  13. Now she don't even know my name, but I think she likes me just the same

    1. Bronson

      Bronson

      That's your tally wacker talking

    2. Pump Action Pimp

      Pump Action Pimp

      No, that's my Phil Collins talking. I named my penis Phil Collins because it's always in the air at night.

  14. When I'm lost a sea, I hear your voice, and it carries me.

    1. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Carry on my wayward son

      There'll be peace when you are done

    2. Qdeathstar
  15. she a buttah face hoe she a buttah face hoe. she got a nice body but that face doe

    1. Ginginho

      Ginginho

      Mongol face with an Oakland booty... Downs girl got back...

  16. I know the night is not what it would seem.

    1. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      when rumbles of rolling thunder chase dreams

  17. When she crawls under your skin, you're not quite the same.

    1. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      tell me about it, it's like cancer.

  18. You know me as that no good pimp type, smack you in the wind pipe

  19. Act like you know, this is your way to shine

  20. and if you ain't a bitch get up out my trap house