Pump Action Pimp
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Day breaks, my heart aches, I will wait for you right here.
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Everything he ever did, he did for love.
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He still needs the signage, though.
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I'M TALKING REAL FRESH MAN
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So you say, but he still won't do that.
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get in here guys, we need to chat
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Not really. I give the characters a different look and personality, every time I play through the game, but other than trying out the other two endings and switching up heist crew members, there isn't much else to change.
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I masturbated to mutilated babies and watched david letterman reruns
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I posted a pic of my sweet cupcakes.
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How ya guys and gals been doing/
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Tit for tat, Bri-bri...do your tongue exercises.
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And chew lots of gum.
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Trace the alphabet right?
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I know the night is not what it would seem.
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when rumbles of rolling thunder chase dreams
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Images of sorrow, pictures of delight, things that make up a life.
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YOU KILLED HITLER FOR THIS SHIT
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Putting dildos up my butt makes me a whore? Cool, cause my priest said it made me a lonley pervert.
He was just trying to convince me not to spare his manly rod though...
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REPENT YOUR SINS NOOBS
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Nobody stands around, when the man comes to town.
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We already have a Qd.
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but, does he love his mother?
checkmate atheists
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He loves his pepperoni nipples, does that count?
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Now she don't even know my name, but I think she likes me just the same
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Promise me everything you said about the Fireflies is true
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Meh, it's not. I just wanted to fuck you... Soz
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wtf fuck you then i'm going back
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Ok... It was a one n done sweetie...
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Put a bad bitch on the mastercard, a Lambo on the visa, put the rap game in a chokehold, told 'em I don't need ya
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*YAWN*
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*Shakes titties*
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I appreciate the titty shake. Helps with the gangster vibe I've got going on. And don't yawn again Dean Ambrose or it's back to the midcard with you.
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she a buttah face hoe she a buttah face hoe. she got a nice body but that face doe
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Mongol face with an Oakland booty... Downs girl got back...
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She seems to have an Invisible Touch
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You mean an imaginary touch
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no, he definitely fondled her...
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We're close, that's all.
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The world took everything away from him, so he took everything away from the world.
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Exercise bikes are dangerous. I should come over and inspect it. To make sure it's safe. Yeah.
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*Gets shot and becomes stupidly overrated*
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igangsta.com
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When I'm lost a sea, I hear your voice, and it carries me.
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When she crawls under your skin, you're not quite the same.
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tell me about it, it's like cancer.
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why am i so great
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Or you have a purple suit and you were so awesome every other pimp got plastic surgery to look just like you and bought the same clothes
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because you lay still and take it. All of it.
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Why does a dog lick its bollocks?
