GunSmith

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  1. *mournfully draws on harmonica*

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    2. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      Nope, we're moving in slow-mo.

    3. gtagrl
    4. Jizzy

      Jizzy

      Hey there, partner. Mind if I rest up at your camp for a spell?

  2. Actually relieved to see Halloween displays in August this year - one spur-janglin' step closer to October. :fap:

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    2. gtagrl
    3. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      They'll have Christmas up next month.

    4. Brian

      Brian

      Glad to know I'm not the only one who's done with summer ?

  3. What the fuck, Bourdain. Too soon.

  4. Holy fuckin' tips, I love the holidays. PS4, here I come.

  5. *drools,then weeps over FO4 thread*

    1. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      QD does the same thing over iFallout.com

  6. The thrill of finding the cheapest, least-stale Halloween markdowns is greater than the thrill of getting the stuff door-to-door.

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    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      What's your fav Halloween treat, Gunny, and what did you score?

    3. Jizzy

      Jizzy

      I can't remember the last time I went trick or treating. I don't like candy, so I always just gave my candy to friends anyway.

    4. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      Hmm...Oh! Henrys, licorice, any kind of esoteric candy/gum. I remember getting fistfuls of sweet-tart green guava candies from a Chinese family when I was little. <3 Oh, I also appreciated the houses that handed out cold water (man, those costumes were hot).

      This year, I scored ~10 pounds of assorted shit for half as many dollars. (Y)

      Jizzy, how long have you been a member of ISIS?

  7. If Christ lived today, what would he tweet?

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    2. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      "Everyone should worship Darth Sexy."

    3. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Our own personal Jesus!

    4. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Now there is a Jesus I could get behind!

      Where's the lube?

  8. There's a fucking chipmunk in my house.

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    2. Massacre

      Massacre

      Just give him a hula hoop. He'll leave.

    3. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Inhale some helium, then try to reason with it.

    4. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      Bastard's still in here. My cats aren't even trying.

  9. PERSEIDS, EVERYONE LOOK UP TONIGHT

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    2. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      Yup all i saw was clouds...

    3. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      Yeah, I didn't see much, either. :( They'll still be going tonight, I hear.

    4. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      NASA's website FTW.

  10. Pizza Hut has introduced a Hot Dog pizza. A pizza with a scalloped crust of cocktail weiners.

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    2. Massacre

      Massacre

      I am torn. I want there to be an apocalypse, but I don't want anything to happen to Ging.

    3. DozyGamer

      DozyGamer

      I wouldn't worry Massacre. Ginj is one of the older and wiser forum members. I'm sure he has a Magnum Opus parked in a bomb proof vault, and enough bottlecaps to jumpstart the post apocalyptic economy.

    4. Ginginho

      Ginginho

      Nah, I'll be fine... I'll be riding the little known 5th Horse of the Apocalypse, Roger... he has a very large penis...

  11. Guys, what is your honest opinion of best vaginal depth?

  12. Had a lot of fun these past few days, been traveling the east coast, going to random events and spiking the drinks.

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    2. TheLunaticFringe

      TheLunaticFringe

      West coast is the best coast!

      Am I the only one around that can say I can walk down the street with a bag of weed and not catch a charge? :P

    3. Massacre

      Massacre

      You're the only one who can do it legally, maybe. I still did it illegally, for nearly a decade.

      I've never had a cop be a dick to me or search me for anything. Sure, I look like I commit hate crimes, but it's a clean look, and cops never think I'm up to anything. It helps to not be an "I know the law, and I'm going to film everything you do during this stranger's arrest" asshole, too.

      Also, being white. That's always a plus.

    4. Bronson

      Bronson

      I thought you were a spick. The more you know.....

  13. Pamela Grier for pres.

    1. Ace Of Spades
    2. Brian

      Brian

      nah Pamela Geller for pres

  14. Here's an ad for "New Game Trailers". It features a group of literal trailer homes, all lined up.

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    2. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      I want a trail0r from a trash talkin retail0r.

    3. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      u l0ked for trailors gunt the cunt

    4. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      Yup, all about them double-wides.

  15. Molten caramel on my fingertips and nipple. I cannot fathom the agony of napalm.

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    2. Brian

      Brian

      I too like to live dangerous by cooking bacon shirtless.

    3. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      I rarely wear a top in the confines of my home. Lesson learned, though, that shit don't fuck around. It glues itself to you like the dickens.

    4. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Topless is fine, but at least wear an apron...it keeps your chest hair out of the pot and protects against splashes and burns.

  16. Fuck, another birthday? Already??

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    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Have a good one, old man.

    3. Brian

      Brian

      Don't blow out the candles too hard, we don't want another fire like last year.

    4. Ginginho

      Ginginho

      Happy womb evacuation day!!

  17. Some guy parked his 4x4 on the peak of a snowbank a couple hours ago. The sunshine has melted things just enough to shift the snow and invert his poor truck. :')

    1. Qdeathstar
    2. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      When I was in high school another student found that the BoE piled snow in his parking spot (it was ~8 foot high). So he drove his 4x4 SUV up it and parked on the incline. Didn't move but was kind of funny to see it sticking up among the cars.

    3. Truth

      Truth

      I did that and got in trouble, like wtf I'm in my damn spot.

  18. Call me a proud american, but there is absolutely nothing wrong with a latte.

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    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Rob's no proud american.

    3. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      But that cool foam hitting scalding coffee... :fap:

    4. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      I have a Tassimo. A caramel latte every morning before work.

  19. Hey, I can hear birds again. Thank God, the frozen wasteland was starting to get old.

    1. Truth

      Truth

      No! Bring on the massive snowstorm

    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Just got another 30cm of snow. :(

  20. Chinese joint across town from me got a routine health department inspection. Cats were found in the cooler.

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    2. Brian

      Brian

      You only live once.

    3. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      You also only die once.

    4. Brian

      Brian

      But a visit to the hospital can occur many times in life.