Rayge

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  1. Casual fire today at school. 2 hours outside in 36C waiting for the fire brigade was pretty shit

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    2. Barrybran

      Barrybran

      I've never seen a casual fire. They all look pretty serious to me.

    3. beatnicpie

      beatnicpie

      I'd love to spend two hours in 36C's.

    4. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Casual firedays = jeans at work

  2. What dope shit can I do now that I'm 18?

  3. Off to Vietnam with the school for 2 weeks to go trekking and building houses for poor people. Should be fun.

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    2. Jizzy

      Jizzy

      Don't go back home with Agent Orange and a heroin addiction.

    3. cam_

      cam_

      watch out for landmines.

    4. Brian

      Brian

      Remember, the ladyboys are only two countries over.

  4. On my way back from tennis and a kid asks me if the racket in my bag is a piano

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    2. Massacre

      Massacre

      I once stole a $25,000 grand piano and left a tennis racket in its place.

    3. Rayge

      Rayge

      I told him of course it was a piano, what else could it be

    4. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Massacre, seems like a lot of work for 25k... Not very wise...

  5. Yay, school tomorrow...

    1. Kwarb

      Kwarb

      We had to start on Thursday this week...

  6. Will storing some joints in a metal cigar tube temporarily work in a humid environment?

  7. Ate some watermelon followed by KFC, then I smoked a pack of menthols with ma homeboyz. Am I black yet?

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    2. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Your impromptu freestyle rhythm skills are slippin' yo.

    3. Ku Zi Mu

      Ku Zi Mu

      Ugh

      White people.

    4. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      The whitest sentiment ever voiced = "I'm happy to be of assistance, Officer."

  8. We won Expo 2020, an entire week off to play videogames after this weekend. Fuck yes.

    1. DuPz0r
    2. Rayge

      Rayge

      Its a massive techonology-innovation type convention where new shit is developed. You probably guessed that it's being held in 2020. The Eiffel tower was a product of Expo ages ago.

  9. Today in class a girl said how she hated that most of New York consisted of immigrants. The thing is, she's not even American and she doesn't live in America, and her citizenship was probably a tactical move by her parents.

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    2. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Let me immigrate my dick into your mouth

    3. Rayge

      Rayge

      Only in the Asylum, QD

    4. Brian

      Brian

      The immigrants are what make my state so awesome, amazing food and neighborhoods in the city.

  10. Everyone's going to halloween parties and I'll just be there chilling with a few friends...

    1. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      I'll just be chilling with AC4 or GTA V.

    2. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      no halloween parties for me this year... didn't bother coming up with a costume, and no one i know is really throwing a party anyways...

      no biggie, after 5 straight years, it's nice to take a break...

    3. Rayge

      Rayge

      Motherfuckers ditched me, so I hung out with some other people and now I'm back home playing games... Pretty shit

  11. I need a lyrical rap song with a message to analyze for English class, you Negroes got any ideas?

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    2. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Deleting my status update replies like a dumb fuck honky.... Right

    3. Godfather

      Godfather

      Jay Z is horrible. Go with Vinnie Paz - End of days. Or sny song from Big Pun.. that's as lyrical as it gets

    4. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Immortal Technique if you want political, Killah Priest if you want Spiritual, Canibus if you want scientific.

  12. I thought they fixed the Franklin garage glitch? I bought a chrome Entity XF and now it's gone...

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    2. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Cops repossed it, it happens sometimes. Make sure you don't get a warning level..

    3. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      And if you fail to notice it's impounded, it will be destroyed.

    4. Rayge

      Rayge

      I went to the impound straight after, it wasn't there. However my bullet from mid game was there...

  13. Anyone know what I can use as a bowl for a bong?

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    2. Rayge

      Rayge

      We made it out of a water bottle, and one of our metal arab pipes. Worked well, I'll post a picture of the pipe

    3. Rayge

      Rayge

      Tried using pepsi after we used water, doesn't really make a difference.

    4. Kwarb

      Kwarb

      Pot heads...The original Macgyvers...

  14. Did anyone else notice the ingame cursor when on the internet is a hand flipping you off?

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    2. Rayge

      Rayge

      Yeah... I was too busy killing hookers

    3. Ace Of Spades

      Ace Of Spades

      It was like that in IV too i think.

    4. Bronson
  15. During the race it said I finished 3rd, in the placement screen it said 6th and then when its in a table I was 4th... The fuck?

    1. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      one night i was behind otiz in a heli and it kept saying i was in 1st, and that i had 15 takeovers lol... got experience for it too...

  16. For some reason cycling through helmets made my character bald...

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    2. Massacre

      Massacre

      Solid reference, Q. 9/10

    3. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      Speaking of helmets, is it true they're functional in preventing damage to yer noggin?

    4. Massacre

      Massacre

      In the game, no. In real life, they're the difference between being paralyzed and brain damaged or being dead.

      What I'm saying is, don't wear a fucking helmet.

  17. Nothing stops a Sandking XL... Except for those fuckin' railings on the side of the road

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    2. Jizzy

      Jizzy

      I had to fucking ram it off that motherfucker.

    3. Massacre

      Massacre

      The ironic thing is that guardrails are extremely fragile in real life. All they're going to do is make you flip into the ditch rather than skid into it. In the game, however, they're indestructible.

    4. Jizzy

      Jizzy

      The only reason it's like that is probably because noobs would be sliding off the road all the time.

  18. Watching TV in GTA is actually really entertaining

  19. Anyone want to play tennis for the trophy on PS3? Randoms are too impatient and leave halfway through

  20. Anyone want to level up super fast on PS3?

    1. Ace Of Spades
    2. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      not me... i want to milk it out as long as i can before i reach that dreadful level 100...

    3. Rayge

      Rayge

      I just want to get to around 50

  21. Where can one acquire a Vapid Sandking online?

    1. Massacre

      Massacre

      They're all over Blaine County, pretty regularly. Usually it's the four door version, but the two door also spawns. That version is pretty rare in story mode.

    2. Massacre

      Massacre

      Exiting and entering GTAO will cycle through the different spawn patterns, if you don't find one your first try.

    3. Rayge

      Rayge

      Thanks, I found one in Sandy Shores

  22. Why is my GTAO character always in a combat stance? He doesn't walk, he only runs.

    1. Rob

      Rob

      He's fucking ready

    2. Rayge

      Rayge

      Perhaps it's because I've just been running around smacking people wit a crowbar

    3. Zevio

      Zevio

      Your character has shit himself, get him in the damn shower

  23. 'Steal the tanker' so what do my teammates do? Fucking blow it up.

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    2. Rayge

      Rayge

      I literally parked infront of it to stop it, then as soon as I got in the hood was on fire because they continuously shot at it

    3. Massacre

      Massacre

      Guy drove like a madman the first time I had that mission. He kept on rolling as he hit my car, ended up jackknifing himself and exploding.

  24. Anyone on PS3 up that can invite me to some higher level missions? (30+)

  25. Level 4 playing with level 40 in crew missions, 12Gs for a mission... Not bad