Post-traumatic amnesia

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  1. Just had pizaa + beer and I are now laughing my ass off.

    1. Pieface

      Pieface

      1 Beer gets you drunk?

    2. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      lightweight...

    3. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Wasn't drunk really, but I was also overly tired plus I might actually have seen something half worthy a laugh... :)

  2. Landlord is nutcase. Why he so impatient?

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    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Your talk about shoes confused me.

    3. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      You no get confuse! You get cheap shoes now! Cheap, only 940 dorrahs.

    4. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      Ethnic-Multiplexes-landlord!

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  3. Look I can type with the tongue!

    1. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      ?!... The site said it cared about privacy. >:(

    2. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Don't worry, i'm an admin there since I work for Massy. Your credit card details are completely safe with me.

    3. Pieface

      Pieface

      ViceMan, why did you send me some French guys Credit Card details?

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  4. Marney. As you might have heard, me is having issues with a landlord. I'm making a backup plan. Show me photos of your kitchen (also inside your fridge) and of your wife, I need to know if I want to stay at your place if necessary. I don't pay, but I am at least polite and I don't expect much. I bring my own condoms.

    1. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Those are nice photos, but none shows your food and your wife. I want that fridge to contain Carlsberg and ham etc etc, and I want your wife to wear a French maid outfit. Would you mind sleeping on the coach in case your bed doesn't room three?

    2. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      The red coffee maker is his android wife...

    3. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      But but... I know that his wife is often helping him with replying to posts, especially on political subjects.

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  5. Nipples. I'm gonna have to do service on nipples.

    1. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Nice big juicy nipples, om nom nom.

    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Yes. But unfortunately these nipples were on a tractor. :(

      (And when I said tractor it wasn't slang for a very big woman, I actually meant tractor.)

  6. No new notifications for me! :angry:

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    2. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Bartender? WAITER! WAITER! There's a dead Norwegian in my soup! WAITER!!

    3. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I, a full commitment's what i'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other guy. Iiiiiii just wanna tell you how i'm feeling, gotta make you (pause) understand.

      You may say this is old, but rickrolling probably hasn't reached Norway yet, or they've only just deciphered it.

    4. Handsome B Wonderful

      Handsome B Wonderful

      I thought rickrolling was banned in Norway so that Varg wouldn't get pissed off and get all up in yo' grill?

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  7. Notification: "Demon has replied to Qdeathstar's status" Bah! Like I didn't already know that!

    1. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      I don't remember writing these status updates.

    2. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      See, good job i'm here isn't it?

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  8. Only Yahoo is online. Fuck off.

  9. Psy, what's ailing you? I want answer when I send a message. :P

  10. Seems like my pc is frustrated with me over the tasks I assign to it. I wanted to email something big. The first 30 minutes was alot of disk activity, then it began to send it. But after 15 new minutes it has still not begun actually send data.

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    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      I found out I can't send bigger emails than 64,000,000 bytes. I think that's about 50 MB. I tried to send 360 MB so no wonder it choked.

    3. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      First I reduced it to 150 MB, that the pc managed to handle, but I got a MAILER DAEMON message in return.

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  11. Someone are in the process of ruining my bad forum rep and I have no idea why. It is a :mystery: ......

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    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      I feel more and more raped.

    3. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      That's because you sat on one of Massacre's Warlord Industries branded dildos.

    4. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      I didn't mean literal rape, but when you say it I think I might have been literally raped as well. Never go to Warlord Industries drunk.

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  12. Trick or treat!

    1. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      I see QD chose trick. Too bad you'll never know what the treat was.

  13. What are new guests gonna think when they see our rep, I think they'll turn around and run rather than join...

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    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      lol @ everyone.

      Yes we should be able to like individual comments.

      The average rep is extremely negative, and I don't know if just one member with a good rep is enough to attract new members. :P

      Marney's rep is so bad that we get bad rep just by posting close to his posts, lmao.

    3. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      I can run horny faster than they can run scarred, so I fail to see the problem.

    4. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      It was never a problem anyway, but I'm glad you can run horny faster! Just don't run in my direction...

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