Post-traumatic amnesia

1 Beer gets you drunk?

lightweight...

Wasn't drunk really, but I was also overly tired plus I might actually have seen something half worthy a laugh...

Your talk about shoes confused me.

You no get confuse! You get cheap shoes now! Cheap, only 940 dorrahs.

Ethnic-Multiplexes-landlord!

?!... The site said it cared about privacy. >

Don't worry, i'm an admin there since I work for Massy. Your credit card details are completely safe with me.

ViceMan, why did you send me some French guys Credit Card details?

Those are nice photos, but none shows your food and your wife. I want that fridge to contain Carlsberg and ham etc etc, and I want your wife to wear a French maid outfit. Would you mind sleeping on the coach in case your bed doesn't room three?

The red coffee maker is his android wife...

But but... I know that his wife is often helping him with replying to posts, especially on political subjects.

Nice big juicy nipples, om nom nom.

Yes. But unfortunately these nipples were on a tractor.

(And when I said tractor it wasn't slang for a very big woman, I actually meant tractor.)

Bartender? WAITER! WAITER! There's a dead Norwegian in my soup! WAITER!!

We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I, a full commitment's what i'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other guy. Iiiiiii just wanna tell you how i'm feeling, gotta make you (pause) understand.

You may say this is old, but rickrolling probably hasn't reached Norway yet, or they've only just deciphered it.

I thought rickrolling was banned in Norway so that Varg wouldn't get pissed off and get all up in yo' grill?

I don't remember writing these status updates.

See, good job i'm here isn't it?

Yes Mr. WiseMan.

I found out I can't send bigger emails than 64,000,000 bytes. I think that's about 50 MB. I tried to send 360 MB so no wonder it choked.

First I reduced it to 150 MB, that the pc managed to handle, but I got a MAILER DAEMON message in return.

Mailer Demon?

I feel more and more raped.

That's because you sat on one of Massacre's Warlord Industries branded dildos.

I didn't mean literal rape, but when you say it I think I might have been literally raped as well. Never go to Warlord Industries drunk.

I see QD chose trick. Too bad you'll never know what the treat was.

lol @ everyone.

Yes we should be able to like individual comments.

The average rep is extremely negative, and I don't know if just one member with a good rep is enough to attract new members.

Marney's rep is so bad that we get bad rep just by posting close to his posts, lmao.

I can run horny faster than they can run scarred, so I fail to see the problem.

It was never a problem anyway, but I'm glad you can run horny faster! Just don't run in my direction...

derka derka

Marney, is that you?

吃屎！