Post-traumatic amnesia

???!

I did the same thing as vicey. Except I deleted them all to be all ninja like.

I didn't feel like making that many comments. I did enough.

I feel more and more raped.

That's because you sat on one of Massacre's Warlord Industries branded dildos.

I didn't mean literal rape, but when you say it I think I might have been literally raped as well. Never go to Warlord Industries drunk.

ok, it seems my cover is blown.

It was never up.

I was lazy and just copied Marney's trick.

Fuck this. Locked.

I don't even need to unlock it to post this.

You didn't send me a PM, but that was what it seemed like, because my notifications said "TreeFitty started a new personal conversation with you".

"Personal conversation" is what it is called when someone add me as friend lol.

Bartender? WAITER! WAITER! There's a dead Norwegian in my soup! WAITER!!

We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I, a full commitment's what i'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other guy. Iiiiiii just wanna tell you how i'm feeling, gotta make you (pause) understand.

You may say this is old, but rickrolling probably hasn't reached Norway yet, or they've only just deciphered it.

I thought rickrolling was banned in Norway so that Varg wouldn't get pissed off and get all up in yo' grill?

Hmmm. Ophis has account number 100, but because some accounts are deleted, the member #100 you think of might be Colin-uk.

Congratulations member 100. You get a free gang bang with 98 dicks and 1 pussy!

Excellent. You always got the creative and good ideas...

Your talk about shoes confused me.

You no get confuse! You get cheap shoes now! Cheap, only 940 dorrahs.

Ethnic-Multiplexes-landlord!

Marney, we've been through this. Demon is 63, if his parents are alive, they're much to old for you to have a threesome with them.

No but I have got some medicine you might need.

Yes, it is neutered.

I found out I can't send bigger emails than 64,000,000 bytes. I think that's about 50 MB. I tried to send 360 MB so no wonder it choked.

First I reduced it to 150 MB, that the pc managed to handle, but I got a MAILER DAEMON message in return.

Mailer Demon?

lol @ everyone.

Yes we should be able to like individual comments.

The average rep is extremely negative, and I don't know if just one member with a good rep is enough to attract new members.

Marney's rep is so bad that we get bad rep just by posting close to his posts, lmao.

I can run horny faster than they can run scarred, so I fail to see the problem.

It was never a problem anyway, but I'm glad you can run horny faster! Just don't run in my direction...

He lives in France Massacre.

Shhhh.

But on topic, the problem is over for now but it will come back.

Replace the problem with another much bigger problem, sounds like a good plan...

derka derka

Marney, is that you?

吃屎！

I don't remember writing these status updates.

See, good job i'm here isn't it?

Yes Mr. WiseMan.

?!... The site said it cared about privacy. >

Don't worry, i'm an admin there since I work for Massy. Your credit card details are completely safe with me.

ViceMan, why did you send me some French guys Credit Card details?

The editor loaded, but the | did not show up so I could not type. But enabling inline frames solved it. I didn't need iframes before.

Feck off Massy and Fitty.

this is the greatest thing ever...

Aha haha. Thankies. It looked like once I had locked it it was too late to regret. So the stupid fact is that once a mod has locked it I can't unlock.

If this http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teabag is what you mean with "teabag", then I have to kill you.

Damn, why didn't that become a url.

LINK

BB-code doesn't work!

rofl. Either Marney has not read this, or he has not gotten told by his missus what to reply yet.

That last part.

Lol, probably.

I voted him up twice to make him "Buttplug" again. Too bad there's something else from -600 points, Buttplug should have been the last title.

Those are nice photos, but none shows your food and your wife. I want that fridge to contain Carlsberg and ham etc etc, and I want your wife to wear a French maid outfit. Would you mind sleeping on the coach in case your bed doesn't room three?

The red coffee maker is his android wife...

But but... I know that his wife is often helping him with replying to posts, especially on political subjects.

I have no pennies. Borrow me one pound so I can buy a soda.

Borrow me two pounds? Me will buy two sodas and give one to the landlord.

Haha that was an original message, Massacre. I don't know what you're saying but the triangle looks like a warning sign of some sort.

Thefirm you're haired on the job because your methods sounds more exciting and I'm bored. Just let me know when you're available.

It's a pity Tranque isn't here any more, being gay he's bound to become a hairdresser. Or perhaps an "interior designer".

I don't miss him, I have a phobia against interior designers.

I said "escort" with a lower case "e", not "Escort"!

In that case, I could only find a cortina. :sarcastic:

LOL. It's a joke.

I'll take my meds so if I come back it's not voluntary.

Discharged from QD's penis.

You think I'm that young, that's a real compliment.

Fat? I don't have mass unless I choose it.

Stop being pseudocryptic.

See? I exercise bad influence even when you're awake.

It's not a *scream*, the male voice can't produce a scream...

You sure about that? I ve seen dudes scream.... muah hahahah

Eunuchs maybe.

No feedback on my idea? Not even hate? <_>

No feedback because it's not creative, we do that every Tuesday night. Sometimes I stick both feet in, and I don't even wipe my shoes beforehand.

I didn't mean it that litterally. It's more like a metaphor, meaning a powerfull kick. LOL