Post-traumatic amnesia

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  1. I edited my post after you read it, now it has the opposite conclusion... First I didn't think about AC/DC power. You need more ampere from DC power in order to kill someone.

    I'm not an electrician, but this is what I think I learnt at school...

  2. "Action failed: You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day" ―Still I could give negative rep to Videman by accident! So I can't give more than 5 positive rep, so now I'm expected to dish out negative rep?! It's not right...

  3. 77? Oh no. Well thanks I guess. But I can't look what those notifications are, coz that'll mark everyone as read and I have no time for it. Maybe I'll have 100 tomorrow? :D

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    2. ViceMan
    3. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      I did the same thing as vicey. Except I deleted them all to be all ninja like. :ph34r:

    4. Massacre

      Massacre

      I didn't feel like making that many comments. I did enough.

  4. Can we has achievements here too? There should be one for sticking your foot in *itty's ass. I'm so creative today! :)

    1. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      No feedback on my idea? Not even hate? <_>

    2. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      No feedback because it's not creative, we do that every Tuesday night. Sometimes I stick both feet in, and I don't even wipe my shoes beforehand.

    3. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      I didn't mean it that litterally. It's more like a metaphor, meaning a powerfull kick. LOL

  5. Discharged from the Asylum

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    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      :(

      I'll take my meds so if I come back it's not voluntary.

    3. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Discharged from QD's penis.

    4. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      You think I'm that young, that's a real compliment.

  6. Fitty I'm not allowed to read PMs yet!

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    3. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      I don't even need to unlock it to post this.

    4. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      You didn't send me a PM, but that was what it seemed like, because my notifications said "TreeFitty started a new personal conversation with you".

      "Personal conversation" is what it is called when someone add me as friend lol.

  7. Fucking bitch! I can't unlock my first status update! :mad:http://www.igta5.com/forums/statuses/all/page__member_id__29

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    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Aha haha. Thankies. It looked like once I had locked it it was too late to regret. So the stupid fact is that once a mod has locked it I can't unlock. :P

      If this http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=teabag is what you mean with "teabag", then I have to kill you.

    3. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Damn, why didn't that become a url.

      LINK

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  8. Get ready for the one hundreth member

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    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Hmmm. Ophis has account number 100, but because some accounts are deleted, the member #100 you think of might be Colin-uk.

    3. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      Congratulations member 100. You get a free gang bang with 98 dicks and 1 pussy!

    4. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Excellent. You always got the creative and good ideas...

  9. Got a landlord problem... Anyone willing to scare him off?

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    2. Pieface

      Pieface

      He lives in France Massacre.

    3. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Shhhh.

      But on topic, the problem is over for now but it will come back.

    4. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Replace the problem with another much bigger problem, sounds like a good plan...

  10. Hello site. My name is Donald and I'm the newbie.

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    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      ok, it seems my cover is blown.

    3. Massacre

      Massacre

      It was never up.

    4. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      I was lazy and just copied Marney's trick.

  11. I apologize for giving bad rep in the fundraising thread, but as I said there I'll repair the damage as soon as I'm allowed to give positive rep again.

  12. I can't fucking post! The upgrade broke the forum for me. :(

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    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      The editor loaded, but the | did not show up so I could not type. But enabling inline frames solved it. I didn't need iframes before.

    3. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Feck off Massy and Fitty. :mad:

    4. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      this is the greatest thing ever...

  13. I exercise bad influence on your dreams.

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    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Fat? I don't have mass unless I choose it.

    3. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Stop being pseudocryptic.

    4. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      See? I exercise bad influence even when you're awake.

  14. I GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! o_O

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    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      It's not a *scream*, the male voice can't produce a scream...

    3. The Mad Dooby

      The Mad Dooby

      You sure about that? I ve seen dudes scream.... muah hahahah

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  15. I need a haircut. Who volunteers?

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    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Thefirm you're haired on the job because your methods sounds more exciting and I'm bored. Just let me know when you're available.

    3. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      It's a pity Tranque isn't here any more, being gay he's bound to become a hairdresser. Or perhaps an "interior designer".

    4. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      I don't miss him, I have a phobia against interior designers.

  16. I petitioned Psy to change the reputation ranks a few weeks ago. Little did I knew that he would never stop changing the ranks...

  17. I searched for an image to match Marney's title, but the safe search stopped me. :P

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    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      rofl. Either Marney has not read this, or he has not gotten told by his missus what to reply yet.

    3. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      That last part.

    4. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Lol, probably.

      I voted him up twice to make him "Buttplug" again. Too bad there's something else from -600 points, Buttplug should have been the last title. :P

  18. I'm ready to terrorize you bunch.

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    2. Massacre

      Massacre

      Marney, we've been through this. Demon is 63, if his parents are alive, they're much to old for you to have a threesome with them.

    3. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      No but I have got some medicine you might need.

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  19. I'm thinking... I just nailed Alisson Krauss.

  20. I've discovered why Marney's rep is whacked. How can anyone hit the green button when they are arranged like this http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/7301/marneyrepbutton.png ? It has to be a conspiracy, right Marney?

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    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      I have no pennies. Borrow me one pound so I can buy a soda.

    3. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Borrow me two pounds? Me will buy two sodas and give one to the landlord.

      :P

    4. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Haha that was an original message, Massacre. I don't know what you're saying but the triangle looks like a warning sign of some sort.

  21. If people don't see my jests as jests then they must think I'm insane

    1. Massacre

      Massacre

      I'm going to give positive rep just for the use of the word "Jest." I miss those archaic words...

    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      lol I know, Im an archaic anarchist

  22. It's saturday 2.30 AM, where's my escort?

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    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      I said "escort" with a lower case "e", not "Escort"! :mad:

    3. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      In that case, I could only find a cortina. :sarcastic:

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