Post-traumatic amnesia

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Marney, is that you?

吃屎！

It's not a *scream*, the male voice can't produce a scream...

You sure about that? I ve seen dudes scream.... muah hahahah

Eunuchs maybe.

The editor loaded, but the | did not show up so I could not type. But enabling inline frames solved it. I didn't need iframes before.

Feck off Massy and Fitty.

this is the greatest thing ever...

ok, it seems my cover is blown.

It was never up.

I was lazy and just copied Marney's trick.

I said "escort" with a lower case "e", not "Escort"!

In that case, I could only find a cortina. :sarcastic:

LOL. It's a joke.

I feel more and more raped.

That's because you sat on one of Massacre's Warlord Industries branded dildos.

I didn't mean literal rape, but when you say it I think I might have been literally raped as well. Never go to Warlord Industries drunk.

Thefirm you're haired on the job because your methods sounds more exciting and I'm bored. Just let me know when you're available.

It's a pity Tranque isn't here any more, being gay he's bound to become a hairdresser. Or perhaps an "interior designer".

I don't miss him, I have a phobia against interior designers.

I have no pennies. Borrow me one pound so I can buy a soda.

Borrow me two pounds? Me will buy two sodas and give one to the landlord.

Haha that was an original message, Massacre. I don't know what you're saying but the triangle looks like a warning sign of some sort.

Fat? I don't have mass unless I choose it.

Stop being pseudocryptic.

See? I exercise bad influence even when you're awake.

Those are nice photos, but none shows your food and your wife. I want that fridge to contain Carlsberg and ham etc etc, and I want your wife to wear a French maid outfit. Would you mind sleeping on the coach in case your bed doesn't room three?

The red coffee maker is his android wife...

But but... I know that his wife is often helping him with replying to posts, especially on political subjects.

I found out I can't send bigger emails than 64,000,000 bytes. I think that's about 50 MB. I tried to send 360 MB so no wonder it choked.

First I reduced it to 150 MB, that the pc managed to handle, but I got a MAILER DAEMON message in return.

Mailer Demon?

Marney, we've been through this. Demon is 63, if his parents are alive, they're much to old for you to have a threesome with them.

No but I have got some medicine you might need.

Yes, it is neutered.

Your talk about shoes confused me.

You no get confuse! You get cheap shoes now! Cheap, only 940 dorrahs.

Ethnic-Multiplexes-landlord!

?!... The site said it cared about privacy. >

Don't worry, i'm an admin there since I work for Massy. Your credit card details are completely safe with me.

ViceMan, why did you send me some French guys Credit Card details?

I don't remember writing these status updates.

See, good job i'm here isn't it?

Yes Mr. WiseMan.

Nice big juicy nipples, om nom nom.

Yes. But unfortunately these nipples were on a tractor.

(And when I said tractor it wasn't slang for a very big woman, I actually meant tractor.)

I see QD chose trick. Too bad you'll never know what the treat was.

Hmmm. Ophis has account number 100, but because some accounts are deleted, the member #100 you think of might be Colin-uk.

Congratulations member 100. You get a free gang bang with 98 dicks and 1 pussy!

Excellent. You always got the creative and good ideas...

I'm going to give positive rep just for the use of the word "Jest." I miss those archaic words...

lol I know, Im an archaic anarchist

He lives in France Massacre.

Shhhh.

But on topic, the problem is over for now but it will come back.

Replace the problem with another much bigger problem, sounds like a good plan...