Post-traumatic amnesia

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  1. I'm thinking... I just nailed Alisson Krauss.

  2. I GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! o_O

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    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      It's not a *scream*, the male voice can't produce a scream...

    3. The Mad Dooby

      The Mad Dooby

      You sure about that? I ve seen dudes scream.... muah hahahah

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  3. I can't fucking post! The upgrade broke the forum for me. :(

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    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      The editor loaded, but the | did not show up so I could not type. But enabling inline frames solved it. I didn't need iframes before.

    3. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Feck off Massy and Fitty. :mad:

    4. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      this is the greatest thing ever...

  4. Hello site. My name is Donald and I'm the newbie.

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    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      ok, it seems my cover is blown.

    3. Massacre

      Massacre

      It was never up.

    4. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      I was lazy and just copied Marney's trick.

  5. It's saturday 2.30 AM, where's my escort?

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    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      I said "escort" with a lower case "e", not "Escort"! :mad:

    3. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      In that case, I could only find a cortina. :sarcastic:

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  6. Psy, what's ailing you? I want answer when I send a message. :P

  7. Someone are in the process of ruining my bad forum rep and I have no idea why. It is a :mystery: ......

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    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      I feel more and more raped.

    3. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      That's because you sat on one of Massacre's Warlord Industries branded dildos.

    4. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      I didn't mean literal rape, but when you say it I think I might have been literally raped as well. Never go to Warlord Industries drunk.

  8. I need a haircut. Who volunteers?

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    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Thefirm you're haired on the job because your methods sounds more exciting and I'm bored. Just let me know when you're available.

    3. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      It's a pity Tranque isn't here any more, being gay he's bound to become a hairdresser. Or perhaps an "interior designer".

    4. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      I don't miss him, I have a phobia against interior designers.

  9. I edited my post after you read it, now it has the opposite conclusion... First I didn't think about AC/DC power. You need more ampere from DC power in order to kill someone.

    I'm not an electrician, but this is what I think I learnt at school...

  10. I've discovered why Marney's rep is whacked. How can anyone hit the green button when they are arranged like this http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/7301/marneyrepbutton.png ? It has to be a conspiracy, right Marney?

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    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      I have no pennies. Borrow me one pound so I can buy a soda.

    3. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Borrow me two pounds? Me will buy two sodas and give one to the landlord.

      :P

    4. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Haha that was an original message, Massacre. I don't know what you're saying but the triangle looks like a warning sign of some sort.

  11. I exercise bad influence on your dreams.

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    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Fat? I don't have mass unless I choose it.

    3. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Stop being pseudocryptic.

    4. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      See? I exercise bad influence even when you're awake.

  12. Marney. As you might have heard, me is having issues with a landlord. I'm making a backup plan. Show me photos of your kitchen (also inside your fridge) and of your wife, I need to know if I want to stay at your place if necessary. I don't pay, but I am at least polite and I don't expect much. I bring my own condoms.

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    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Those are nice photos, but none shows your food and your wife. I want that fridge to contain Carlsberg and ham etc etc, and I want your wife to wear a French maid outfit. Would you mind sleeping on the coach in case your bed doesn't room three?

    3. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      The red coffee maker is his android wife...

    4. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      But but... I know that his wife is often helping him with replying to posts, especially on political subjects.

  13. Seems like my pc is frustrated with me over the tasks I assign to it. I wanted to email something big. The first 30 minutes was alot of disk activity, then it began to send it. But after 15 new minutes it has still not begun actually send data.

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    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      I found out I can't send bigger emails than 64,000,000 bytes. I think that's about 50 MB. I tried to send 360 MB so no wonder it choked.

    3. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      First I reduced it to 150 MB, that the pc managed to handle, but I got a MAILER DAEMON message in return.

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  14. I'm ready to terrorize you bunch.

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    2. Massacre

      Massacre

      Marney, we've been through this. Demon is 63, if his parents are alive, they're much to old for you to have a threesome with them.

    3. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      No but I have got some medicine you might need.

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  15. Landlord is nutcase. Why he so impatient?

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    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Your talk about shoes confused me.

    3. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      You no get confuse! You get cheap shoes now! Cheap, only 940 dorrahs.

    4. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      Ethnic-Multiplexes-landlord!

  16. Look I can type with the tongue!

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    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      ?!... The site said it cared about privacy. >:(

    3. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Don't worry, i'm an admin there since I work for Massy. Your credit card details are completely safe with me.

    4. Pieface

      Pieface

      ViceMan, why did you send me some French guys Credit Card details?

  17. Notification: "Demon has replied to Qdeathstar's status" Bah! Like I didn't already know that!

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    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      I don't remember writing these status updates.

    3. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      See, good job i'm here isn't it?

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  18. Nipples. I'm gonna have to do service on nipples.

    1. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Nice big juicy nipples, om nom nom.

    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Yes. But unfortunately these nipples were on a tractor. :(

      (And when I said tractor it wasn't slang for a very big woman, I actually meant tractor.)

  19. Trick or treat!

    1. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      I see QD chose trick. Too bad you'll never know what the treat was.

  20. Get ready for the one hundreth member

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    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Hmmm. Ophis has account number 100, but because some accounts are deleted, the member #100 you think of might be Colin-uk.

    3. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      Congratulations member 100. You get a free gang bang with 98 dicks and 1 pussy!

    4. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Excellent. You always got the creative and good ideas...

  21. If people don't see my jests as jests then they must think I'm insane

    1. Massacre

      Massacre

      I'm going to give positive rep just for the use of the word "Jest." I miss those archaic words...

    2. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      lol I know, Im an archaic anarchist

  22. Got a landlord problem... Anyone willing to scare him off?

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    2. Pieface

      Pieface

      He lives in France Massacre.

    3. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Shhhh.

      But on topic, the problem is over for now but it will come back.

    4. Post-traumatic amnesia

      Post-traumatic amnesia

      Replace the problem with another much bigger problem, sounds like a good plan...