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Status Updates posted by Post-traumatic amnesia
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יוסף הרמתי
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derka derka
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Marney, is that you?
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吃屎!
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I GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! o_O
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It's not a *scream*, the male voice can't produce a scream...
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You sure about that? I ve seen dudes scream.... muah hahahah
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Eunuchs maybe.
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I can't fucking post! The upgrade broke the forum for me.
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The editor loaded, but the | did not show up so I could not type. But enabling inline frames solved it. I didn't need iframes before.
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Feck off Massy and Fitty.
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this is the greatest thing ever...
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Hello site. My name is Donald and I'm the newbie.
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ok, it seems my cover is blown.
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It was never up.
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I was lazy and just copied Marney's trick.
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It's saturday 2.30 AM, where's my escort?
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I said "escort" with a lower case "e", not "Escort"!
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In that case, I could only find a cortina. :sarcastic:
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LOL. It's a joke.
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Someone are in the process of ruining my bad forum rep and I have no idea why. It is a
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I feel more and more raped.
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That's because you sat on one of Massacre's Warlord Industries branded dildos.
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I didn't mean literal rape, but when you say it I think I might have been literally raped as well. Never go to Warlord Industries drunk.
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I need a haircut. Who volunteers?
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Thefirm you're haired on the job because your methods sounds more exciting and I'm bored. Just let me know when you're available.
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It's a pity Tranque isn't here any more, being gay he's bound to become a hairdresser. Or perhaps an "interior designer".
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I don't miss him, I have a phobia against interior designers.
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I edited my post after you read it, now it has the opposite conclusion... First I didn't think about AC/DC power. You need more ampere from DC power in order to kill someone.
I'm not an electrician, but this is what I think I learnt at school...
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I've discovered why Marney's rep is whacked. How can anyone hit the green button when they are arranged like this http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/7301/marneyrepbutton.png ? It has to be a conspiracy, right Marney?
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I have no pennies. Borrow me one pound so I can buy a soda.
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Borrow me two pounds? Me will buy two sodas and give one to the landlord.
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Haha that was an original message, Massacre. I don't know what you're saying but the triangle looks like a warning sign of some sort.
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I exercise bad influence on your dreams.
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Fat? I don't have mass unless I choose it.
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Stop being pseudocryptic.
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See? I exercise bad influence even when you're awake.
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Marney. As you might have heard, me is having issues with a landlord. I'm making a backup plan. Show me photos of your kitchen (also inside your fridge) and of your wife, I need to know if I want to stay at your place if necessary. I don't pay, but I am at least polite and I don't expect much. I bring my own condoms.
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Those are nice photos, but none shows your food and your wife. I want that fridge to contain Carlsberg and ham etc etc, and I want your wife to wear a French maid outfit. Would you mind sleeping on the coach in case your bed doesn't room three?
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The red coffee maker is his android wife...
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But but... I know that his wife is often helping him with replying to posts, especially on political subjects.
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Seems like my pc is frustrated with me over the tasks I assign to it. I wanted to email something big. The first 30 minutes was alot of disk activity, then it began to send it. But after 15 new minutes it has still not begun actually send data.
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I found out I can't send bigger emails than 64,000,000 bytes. I think that's about 50 MB. I tried to send 360 MB so no wonder it choked.
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First I reduced it to 150 MB, that the pc managed to handle, but I got a MAILER DAEMON message in return.
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Mailer Demon?
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I'm ready to terrorize you bunch.
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Marney, we've been through this. Demon is 63, if his parents are alive, they're much to old for you to have a threesome with them.
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No but I have got some medicine you might need.
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Yes, it is neutered.
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Landlord is nutcase. Why he so impatient?
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Your talk about shoes confused me.
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You no get confuse! You get cheap shoes now! Cheap, only 940 dorrahs.
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Ethnic-Multiplexes-landlord!
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Look I can type with the tongue!
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?!... The site said it cared about privacy. >
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Don't worry, i'm an admin there since I work for Massy. Your credit card details are completely safe with me.
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ViceMan, why did you send me some French guys Credit Card details?
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Notification: "Demon has replied to Qdeathstar's status" Bah! Like I didn't already know that!
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I don't remember writing these status updates.
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See, good job i'm here isn't it?
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Yes Mr. WiseMan.
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Nipples. I'm gonna have to do service on nipples.
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Get ready for the one hundreth member
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Hmmm. Ophis has account number 100, but because some accounts are deleted, the member #100 you think of might be Colin-uk.
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Congratulations member 100. You get a free gang bang with 98 dicks and 1 pussy!
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Excellent. You always got the creative and good ideas...
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If people don't see my jests as jests then they must think I'm insane
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Got a landlord problem... Anyone willing to scare him off?
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He lives in France Massacre.
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Shhhh.
But on topic, the problem is over for now but it will come back.
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Replace the problem with another much bigger problem, sounds like a good plan...