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ViceMan

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  1. Tonight I shall reinstall RDR and relive the experience once again.

    1. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Maybe one of our summer multiplayer matches could be RDR.

    2. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      I think we kept running into issues with RDR. I know I was getting left behind and had to be reinvited to matches.

    3. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      it had a serious problem with dropping people once they joined the posse... and still does... it felt like it randomly selected a victim...

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  2. GTA 5 is NOT in Marney's bedroom.

  3. proud americany McCumDumplings Cecil-Smythe III jr.

    1. beatnicpie

      beatnicpie

      I think it's just an nepotism thing.

    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      McCumDumplings are a Qd thing.

    3. Brian

      Brian

      proud americany is a gtagrl thing

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  4. *Slides Paperboy into Commodore 64*

    1. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      You brought it up.

    2. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Well for the actual purpose of inserting the paperboy I applied mustard to his anus; proper English mustard, not none of your namby-pamby weak shite. For added excitement I put some up my arse too.

    3. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Proper spicy English mustard, eh?

      *rushes to grocery store*

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  5. Lets all sign in anonymously.

    1. Massacre

      Massacre

      Well, your anonymity interferes with MY stalking, so fix it.

    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Anonymity - It's Not Just For Marney Anymore.

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  6. GTA V IS RELEASED TOMORROW!!!! WOO!!!! CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!

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    2. Brian

      Brian

      MINE CAMEZ EITH A CJ SHAPED DALDO!121111111

    3. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!

    4. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      TIS GAME IZ SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GUD I PLAYD FR SO LONG AND GOT FAR IN2 D STORY NOW IM IN VICE CITYY AND WORKIN FR TOMMY.

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  7. ZOMG!! ZOMG!! NOOBS LOOK!! http://uk.gamespot.com/news/gtav-debuting-this-october-report-6370585 ZOMG!! *faps furiously and posts a new topic*

    1. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      You were one of the 2405 idiots, weren't you?

    2. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      yea, people are now convinced that 2405 is the release date for the next trailer... fucking dumb masses...

    3. Psy

      Psy

      I love how gamespot's headline makes it seem CONFIRMED. The fucking spacktards who see that aren't going to read the article to find out it's based on one guy's resume who MAY NOT EVEN WORK FOR ROCKSTAR.

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  8. Skyrim update; 104MB. *waits impatiently for 55 minutes*

  9. It rains so much over here they are issuing drought warnings. Way to ruin the myth.

  10. Trying to grate cheese and it came out like fondue. *throws cheese grater away*

    1. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      That reminds me - My bottle opener is blunt, need to pick up a new one.

    2. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Not all cheese grates

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  11. *sigh* Yet another topic full of noobs wanking over past-era GTA characters, can't we nail the door shut and keep them in there? Or I may have to get my machete.

  12. Did my eyes and ears deceive me or is there a new Sim City game in the works?? Fuckin' epic.

    1. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Your next rape partner.

    2. iGTA5

      iGTA5

      duffman u know your the admin of a site about a modern game? lol if you say that what does it make you?

    3. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      ZOMG NEW SIM CITY. It was one of the [very] few series that EA did right. My dad loves/d Sim City since SC2000 and got each game up to SC4.

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  13. *looks at recent topics list, is disappointed with humanity for breeding such fuckwitted tards*

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    2. iGTA5

      iGTA5

      your welcome.. im not leaving this site though.. this is where my heart is.. lol being sarcastic..

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  14. Well it's new year, guess I should go do something memorable. *goes to play Skyrim*

  15. Notice how 90% of the people going out shopping today are dirty foreigners? Who in their right mind would go out shopping on Boxing Day? Only a foreigner. Fo' sho'.

    1. narcolepsy

      narcolepsy

      If you saw them you musta been shopping, and only foreigners go shopping on boxing day, ergo you are foreigner?

      DEY TUKK ER JERBS!

    2. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Nope I saw it on the news, QD.

  16. That's it, it's all over. Pack up your things and go home. Same time next year.

  17. *checks e-mail, sees 4 messages*

    1. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      You have no idea how much spam mail I get offering me viagra. Still at least the "I am an African banker" ones have stopped.

    2. Psy

      Psy

      Weird, I get the "I am an African wanker, I need viagra" emails

    3. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      "My business partner has wanked himself into a stupor and I cannot revive him, please immediately send me the following details so we can forward this transaction in the following ratios, 40% for you, 60% for me. I would kindly appreciate your swift response so I can ascertain your current standing in this matter. Thank you and god bless you. Your friend and wanker B. Outhomethei."

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  18. New rule; post before searching. Do it you noob cunts.

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    2. Billy SODMG

      Billy SODMG

      Of course, of course.

    3. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      You know, I'm really getting tired of hearing your shit, ViceMan.

      Searching is for geeks, lamo's, and loosers who only use the "search" tool as a masturbation aid.

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  19. Merry generic seasonal holiday and/or religious event, you fuckers.

  20. Wish I went to school at Virginia Tech, never a dull moment.[/currentnewsrelatedupdate]

    1. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      It was obviously someone frustrated that Tommy Vercetti isn't in GTA V.

    2. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      Your first reply is like those yelling wolf memes.

    3. rm80rams

      rm80rams

      damn that is the shittiest school in the country. vagina tech needs a more secure campus

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  21. Hey look how cool I am, I can make a status update and then lock it to prevent others from commenting on how cool I am. Isn't that cool?

  22. Anyone tried ordering pizza online? Thought I might try it for a laugh.

  23. Ow, got pins and needles in my cock. No joke, it's gone numb... o.O

    1. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      I think I was sitting funny in the chair, I had my foot jammed up under my scrotum and it must've cut the blood supply off. Had to get up and rearrange things.

  24. New mission; stir up trouble with the noobs by mentioning either Tommy or CJ in ever GTA V related post, just for the lulz.

    1. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      If you can't beat 'em, fuck 'em.

    2. DJ Nuggets

      DJ Nuggets

      If you can't beat'em..up. Use a gun.

  25. Hmm, every day I come back and my rep has gone up 3-4 points... thar's a rep ghost aboot this hoose.

    1. Firm

      Firm

      Your posts are always sharp, concise and funny, thats why. I'm drunk by the way

    2. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      My humour is mostly delivered in a sarcastic way, and being drunk probably makes it seem funnier than it actually is, "yhksnow woaht i'm shayin brav?"

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