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cuda

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  1. miss you all

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    2. CFO Charles
    3. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Cudamang ?

    4. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Discord is popping more that a hooker on a Saturday...

  2. Obligatory EUROPEAN CHAMPS BABY SUCK MY DICK HATERS

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    2. cuda

      cuda

      I'm not the biggest Ronaldo fan, but this title is as much his. 

    3. Ginginho

      Ginginho

      Worst tournament ever... stupid format that rewarded mediocrity... and the most mediocre team won...

      *opens wide*

    4. cuda

      cuda

      #dealwithit

  3. Fuck council tax.

    1. Firm
    2. cuda

      cuda

      Band B. It's not so much the money itself, but these cunts hardly send bills over just to get you delayed on payment.

  4. I love you all, my little internet family.

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    2. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      Cuda been doin a bit a boozin? Knocking back on old grandpa's cough medicine?

    3. Beep

      Beep

      You're a cock sucker, cuda.

  5. Fuck your face UK, I hate Midges.

    1. Truth

      Truth

      I like midgets, perfect size

  6. Stop playing the new Star Wars movies on TV, they are all bad. Anakin, you a bitch.

    1. Jizzy

      Jizzy

      I like them.

    2. Brian

      Brian

      >Liking Star Wars

  7. You know, he grew up as a little shit-spark from the old shit-flint, and then he turned into a shit-bonfire, and then, driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance, he turned into a raging shit-firestorm.

    1. BRO_MAN
    2. Brian

      Brian

      Stop talking about me like that

  8. Went to Lisbon with the sole intention to quit my job. I deed it.

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    2. Brian

      Brian

      Did you have the guarantee of another job?

    3. cuda

      cuda

      Kinda. Just need to fly over and sign some papers, inb4 it fails and I end up an alcoholic.

  9. tip: don't get serious food poisoning.

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    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      You're taking the UK move too seriously.

    3. cuda

      cuda

      I take everything serious. That's why I don't get just semis anymore, if jr gets a semi - it better well go full as well!

    4. JustAn808

      JustAn808

      at least you can still shit. it gets really depressing when you feel like you have to and you get nothing

  10. yo i'm xzibit, i bought this here account and i'ma start poastering, for real. please listen to my shit on youtube. ask me anything.

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    2. Massacre

      Massacre

      X, I really like cars. Can you put a car in my car? It's always been my dream to drive while i drive.

    3. cuda

      cuda

      yo dog that is in the past yo, i'm into my music again, ya feel?

    4. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      not feelin' it X... unless you got dre and em on the tracks with you...

  11. New chair at work! This is how we Portuguese get a raise, looking forward for that new toaster in 6 months.

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    2. Crazee

      Crazee

      There are no really smart drug dealers, if you're smart, you get someone to carry and sell it for you. ;)

    3. Massacre

      Massacre

      And give them a cut? No thanks.

    4. Ku Zi Mu

      Ku Zi Mu

      Nope, give them a stab.

  12. You know your shit is fucked up when you're playing for the Tahiti national football team.

    1. Ginginho

      Ginginho

      You know your shit is fucked up when Tahiti beats your team to qualify for that competition after going unbeaten in the last World Cup

    2. Indy

      Indy

      You know your shit is fucked up when Torres scores 4 goals past you.

  13. Fuck your consoles, PC master race reporting in. *buys expensive PC and doesn't play games anyway*

  14. I wish I was important enough for feminists to flash me the goods in protest.

  15. Portugal needs more work and less sexual tension at the workplace.

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    2. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      If by 'sexual tension' you mean 'furious masturbation in front of my co-workers', I disagree.

    3. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Is there a position available at your workplace, Darth?

    4. beatnicpie
  16. What's this about 'Viking' series? Is is worth a watch? Can I expect real vikings?

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    2. Massacre

      Massacre

      My viewing was delayed.

      The show started a bit slow, since they needed to set up the story, but I think the series as a whole will be worth watching.

    3. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Agreed. There are some cheeseball moments, but the rest looks promising. Going to keep watching for now. Good battles, cool locations.

    4. Brian

      Brian

      What are you guys talking about?

  17. 8am. At work. On a Saturday. #corporatelifeyo

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    2. cuda

      cuda

      Yes. It's almost 6pm and I'm still here.

    3. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      I hope it's worth it for you.

    4. jobo

      jobo

      He makes bank.

  18. To find out wtf everyone was talking about in this here update box, I went to the homepage. I would just like to say that I don't give a shit about GTA or video games and that I disliked every comment on the main news page, BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, CUZ.

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    2. Rayge

      Rayge

      Don't give a shit about videogames? IMPOSSUBRU!

    3. jobo

      jobo

      Curls for girls.

    4. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Ahhh. That was refreshing. Thanks, cuda.

  19. playas, I can't get on chat, what's happenin'?

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    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      How are we supposed to get the semi nude pics you promised? Fix the chat...

    3. Darth Sexy

      Darth Sexy

      It's full, apparently.

  20. That moment when you have lunch with a female coworker and she expresses her immediate needs to have children. Never again.

    1. jobo

      jobo

      Bang bang bang bang bang

    2. gtagrl
    3. Crazee

      Crazee

      Run for the hills!

  21. Had to be a Celtic fan on the subway to question me on my smiley head. I wished them good luck against those sons of whores at Benfica.

    1. TheClip

      TheClip

      They lost 2-1 :( , So much hype after they beat Barcelona as well lol

    2. cuda

      cuda

      oh well, fuck it.

  22. yall niggas better log off my motherfucking forum, this website is about crossfit, not some gay ass video game. peace

    1. Bronson

      Bronson

      We should block all the guests and the only way for them to see it is if they become a member

    2. cuda

      cuda

      and by crossfit website I mean GAY website. peace.

  23. No one told me there was a new Painkiller out, I might have to actually play a video game again.

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