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  2. Posted · Report reply

    Putting this here because TreeFitty locked this topic before I could post it.

    I'll buy a dog, (if there are pet shops in it) make love to it, (if bestiality is in the game) then cut it up with a chainsaw (if they're in the game) and sell it to the Koreans (if Koreans are in the game). Then I'll go to the fancy dress shop (if I can find one) and buy a Darth Vader costume and fly to Zimbabwe to feed the wildebeest. Next, I'll use cocaine in exchange for a spear from one of the local tribesmen and throw it half way across the world making it land right in pigeon #42's head back in Grove Street.

    Then I'll wake up and have my cornflakes.

    Edit: Spelt bestiality wrong, couldn't live with myself if I didn't correct it.

    lol, this isn't Saints Row you know?

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    I personally want San Fierro to be in it, but I don't care about Las Venturras at all. I'd prefer to see a San Diego like city as the third, it looks pretty cool from Google Earth.

    Las Venturras was a hole, with nothing but the gambling going for it.

    Balboa park for the WIN!!!

    I'm skeptical about it too, but if there was only one city, they could focus alot more on the Interior, and maybe some bad-ass easter-eggs....

    I was disappointed when all of the apartment complex's in IV looked the same....

    What will ruin the game for me??

    EA getting their hands on it.

    Or if the game had those weird ass kill animations from SR3.... but that won't happen...

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    I'm looking foward to everything

    Like,

    Tommy Vercetti jumping out a third-story window (wearing a salmon suit) on fire! he lands perfectly on his hands, and he hand-stands for a whole minute as a firetruck saves his life.

    He gets back up on his feet, brushes off his burnt salmon suit, walks away slowly to the beach,

    Everybody is staring at him funny, so he makes a chainsaw magically appear in his hands,

    Kills everybody on the beach, as the song "Working For The Weekend" by LoverBoy is playing on a near-by portable Radio.

    Tommy looks out on the horizon, it’s almost sunset, Tommy Heard a noise.

    A bunch of Mud-Crabs came out of the water, all demented, Tommy grabbed a sword and started slashing them up into bits.

    When he was done, a female Mud-Crab came out of the water, Tommy didn’t want to admit it, but he thought the Mud-Crab was VERY hot.

    He slowly walked up to the still Mud-Crab

    Something was running down his leg, which made him walk funny, he killed the Female Mud-Crab. He was glad he did it.

    After Tommy was done killing, he looks down at his Salmon suit, covered in blood. So he takes it off.

    Wearing nothing but boxers with hearts on them. The Police arrive with their sirens blazing. The Cops jump out and roll, (making their teddy bear suits dirty), their car hits a hot-dog stand and blows up.

    Tommy takes note of this. He makes a mini-gun magically appear in his hand, and guns down the two cops with it.

    "Poor Teddy Bears Suits." Tommy thought as he stared at the nasty Gun-shot holes in them.

    Tommy then walks up to the portable Radio, and switches the station "V Rock" which was playing a song from "Love Fist"

    He wipes off his sweat with the back of his hand, Tommy heard more sirens from the distance, he was a wanted man, Tommy didn't want to die, so he walks up to the ocean in slow-motion.

    Tommy thought hard as he took off his boxers.

    This was the only way he wouldn't die, this would save him from dying.

    he looked at the gray but sparkling water, he slowly walked in, it was surprisingly cool.

    Tommy slowly drowns and dies, which, when he did that, he saved himself from dying.

    The ultimate sacrifice.

    Tommy knew he wouldn't die if he drowned and died, he was his own savior.

    A surviving Mud-Crab slowly digested his body as the camera slowly pan'd to the sunset.

    50 years later, Tommy Vercetti was telling this story to his grandchildren. (Finishing with "Thats how i met your grandmother")

    How Original :clap:

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    More posts about RDR then GTA ,

    I post this just to get back to the subject:

    In the past series I never had trouble with Cycling through weapons, neither with the wheel of RDR, (To be honest I never had trouble with SR Weapon wheel too.... But Sr is lame ,cause its ''2overthetop''

    oops, now i talk about the games too!!! :wall:

    U haven't read this right?

    I never said something about RDR or SR......

    :whistle:

    :wall::confused: huh?

    More posts about RDR then GTA ,

    I post this just to get back to the subject:

    In the past series I never had trouble with Cycling through weapons, neither with the wheel of RDR, (To be honest I never had trouble with SR Weapon wheel too.... But Sr is lame ,cause its ''2overthetop''

    oops, now i talk about the games too!!! :wall:

    U haven't read this right?

    I never said something about RDR or SR......

    :whistle:

    The only reason people are talking about RDR in this post is because it used the Weapon Wheel feature which is what this topic is about, and because RDR is a Rockstar game, it could ealisy carry onto the GTA series if Rockstar thought it was popular enough, :) so nobody is going off topic.

    You are right, I liked the weapon wheel in SR and RDR...

    Both are equally good games.

    BTW, i Can't stop laughing at your sig.

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    Controls will be the same as GTA IV so no need to learn them again, although I played GTA IV round a friend's house after being on Skyrim for three weeks and I kept crouching thinking I was hidden. :D

    Skyrim's a good game...

    I imagine GTA V's map will be a similar size (one can dream, right?)

    When i first pop in the disc, i'll do a few missions, then i'll do basically what "Hoekie" had said...

    imma jump off a building with a squirrel suit and float to the ground

    How Original :clap:

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    Well i was think and remembered how awsome the big eight sided octagon in the game RESISTANCE FALL OF MAN (PS3 only). I had all your weapons and stuff. But well what if GTA V had this and at any time you hold B and bring up all your weapons and slide to the one you want or choose health/food or mabey grenades. This worked very well in SAINTS ROW THE THIRD.

    Shocking Grammar -_-

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    I've seen worse on twitter. Kids go as far as threatening to kill Rockstar (or the employees as it would be) to demand more information. Dumbasses. We should just make this thread a collection of stupid/annoying/abusive comments from the kids who think they are tough shit.

    similar to ME3 ending...

    It even says on Bioware's site that IF anybody threaten's them, they will be booted...

    But this isn't about ME3....

    I hope EA (or some shit) doesn't fuck up GTA V's ending :'(

    I've seen worse on twitter. Kids go as far as threatening to kill Rockstar (or the employees as it would be) to demand more information. Dumbasses. We should just make this thread a collection of stupid/annoying/abusive comments from the kids who think they are tough shit.

    similar to ME3 ending...

    It even says on Bioware's site that IF anybody threaten's them, they will be booted...

    But this isn't about ME3....

    I hope EA (or some shit) doesn't fuck up GTA V's ending :'(

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    The second trailer should consist of... Main Characters, Boobs, Nice cars, Mission teasers, and boobs. :)

    Doesn't make logical sense..

    It should be "The second trailer should consist of... Main Characters, Hot femal characters,More realistic Boob animation (MRBA), Hot female Antagonis, Boobs, Nice cars, Tits, Adam Sandler, Strip clubs, Bad-ass Mission teasers, and more boobs

    I was thinking about what the second trailer could be....

    and i got a headache,

    and a bonor

    :lamo:

    ^

    the story that never happend.

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    Maybe there might be Limo's...

    Party hard one night....

    and wake up the next morning, wearing a snicker wrapper as a condom. You're in a dark-alley of Vegas with you pants zipped down and a deceased hooker with a slit throat and a condom shoved down her mouth...right next to you. Ripped condoms ALL OVER the place.... And you realize your pockets are empty,

    and there's a dildo STILL vibrating up your ass for some weird reason...

    a few weeks later you doctor tells you that he found rotting sperm in your rectom.

    Nah... ditch the Limo idea, how about a party bus?

  19. Posted · Edited by Massacre
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    *WARNING* OFF TOPIC!! *WARNING*

    tell me if i say anything really stupid.

    I have come up with a list of what i want in GTA V. I know its a bit much, but it'll do.

    Here it is-

    Things i want in gta 5.

    1. Mt. Chilliad.

    2. customizable weapons.

    3. more stuff to do after you beat the game 100% (gyms, gang wars, collect stuff like, horseshoes, oysters, fast food, more clothes shops, boxing, wrestling, martial arts, casinos ect.)

    4. more variety of missions, which lacked in gta 4. (i want missions like in gta Bogt)

    5. Ability to customize your character (create a character?) make him fat, skinny, e...ct.

    6. interesting characters.

    7. Airplanes.

    8. Role-play (works well in betrayal heists.)

    9. more stuff to do on internet, (create your own website, or facebook?)

    10. References to past Rockstar games (RDR, Vice city, LA noire ect.)

    11. customizable phones, (buy upgraded phones, like an Android or blackberry further in the game)

    12. iPods, (i get tired of just listening to radio in my car.)

    13. Some smaller details, (like ability to sit on a bench, ask for a girls phone number, walk a dog, ect.)

    14. EPIC final mission, (not this helicopter fight B.S. that was in gta 4, but more like San andreas's final mission.)

    15. I want to meet main characters on the street at random, instead of just in missions.

    16. Wal-mart.

    17. Customizable homes, ( like in Sims? Or maybe a return of Purchasing property?)

    18. For the love of god, Please bring back the tank!

    19. Dance clubs?

    20. Grove street…?

    21. Ability to jump out of a plane and land on another one, take out the plane driver and take control of the plane.

    22. Hiking, basket ball, swimming underwater, sky diving, football, soccer, wall-ball? Golf?Work-out, hockey, baseball side activities?

    23. Dental hygiene? (sounds cheesy though.)

    24. Parachute!!

    25. Customizable cars and bikes

    26. Ability to buy cars, instead of just stealing them.

    27. Awesome Radio. (Eminem, 50 Cent, Afroman, Jay-Z, Nate dogg, guns and roses, Green day.)

    28. More weapon choices.

    29. Awesome story line, (gangs, mafia, grove street, ballas?)

    30. More TV shows, (make your own TV show at one point?)

    31. Ammu-nation return.

    32. Animals? (Hunting? Sharks in the ocean that actually attack?)

    33. Realistic waves on beaches. (not just boring movement, maybe the waves suck you underwater, like in real life.)

    34. Desert? FUACK YEAH!!!

    35. Small cities. (Like Blue-berry)

    36. Gambling, (poker, blackjack, liars dice ect.)

    37. Awesome cheats, Gta 4 lacked Cheats. (Peds riot, Taxis have nitro, All peds are clowns, Cars float away when bumped, Peds riot, peds attack, peds attack (with guns) Spawn tanks, spawn ANY kind of car instead of just sports cars, black traffic, pink traffic, all lights are green, crazy driving, 6 star wanted level, lose wanted level, spawn jet, spawn dodo, spawn helicopter, spawn taxi, spawn random ped, ect.)

    38. More variety of weapons, (flamethrower, balloons, stop signs, axes, swords, dog shit, throwing apples, fire extinguisher, and other weapons out of the ordinary.)

    39. Side missions.

    40. Forests, (like in RDR, but better.)

    41. Hopefully return of some characters i liked in past GTA games. (Niko, Packie, Lil Jacob, Michelle, Sweet, Big smoke, The Truth, Tommy vercetty, Claude Speed, 8-Ball, Luis lopez, Johnny klebits, Roman bellic, Toni, Jimmy pegorino, Ryder.)

    42. rag-doll effect, (fun while driving manically.)

    43. BADASS and FUN cheats.

    44. Huge city with unlimitedthings to do.

    45. Functional Theme Parks (Sniping people on ferris-whell of FROM the ferris wheel)

    46: Barbor shop, (more customization.)

    47: Visable damage (It would be fun to shoot peoples arms off.)

    48. Random drunks pissing on the floorboards.

    49. Great radio stations (instead of 10 or so songs on each station we get HUNDREDS of GOOD songs. Hmm... maybe Beatles)

    50. Realistic Radio. (I get tired of only having ONE OR TWO song from each band, maybe the radio could feature more?)

    51. Record stores. I get tired of listening to Radio music, it would be cool to buy songs on a CD not even heard on the radio, FULL ALBUMS!!! not 2 or 3 songs. (Appetite for destruction: Guns N' roses.)

    52. Ability to use the shit-room, BUT thats dumb.

    53. Destroyable shops.

    54. FEEL ME!!!!!

    55. If they had yellow submarine's, i'd SHIT all over my boxers.

    EDIT:

    I have come up with a list of what i want in GTA V. I know its a bit much, but it'll do.

    Here it is-

    Things i want in gta 5.

    1. Mt. Chilliad.

    2. customizable weapons.

    3. more stuff to do after you beat the game 100% (gyms, gang wars, collect stuff like, horseshoes, farting on street-lamps oysters, fast food, more clothes shops, boxing, wrestling, martial arts, casinos ect.)

    4. more variety of missions, which lacked in gta 4. (i want missions like in gta Bogt)

    5. Ability to customize your character (create a character?) make him fat, skinny, ect.

    6. interesting characters.

    7. Airplanes.

    8. Role-play (works well in betrayal heists.)

    9. more stuff to do on internet, (create your own website, or facebook?)

    10. References to past Rockstar games (RDR, Vice city, LA noire ect.)

    11. customizable phones, (buy upgraded phones, like an Android or blackberry further in the game)

    12. iPods, (i get tired of just listening to radio in my car.)

    13. Some smaller details, (like ability to sit on a bench, ask for a girls phone number, walk a dog, ect.)

    14. EPIC final mission, (not this helicopter fight B.S. that was in gta 4, but more like San andreas's final mission.)

    15. I want to meet main characters on the street at random, instead of just in missions.

    16. Wal-mart.

    17. Customizable homes, ( like in Sims? Or maybe a return of Purchasing property?)

    18. For the love of god, Please bring back the tank!

    19. Dance clubs?

    20. Grove street…?

    21. Ability to jump out of a plane and land on another one, take out the pilot and take control of the plane.

    22. Hiking, basket ball, swimming underwater , sky diving, football, soccer, wall-ball? Golf?Work-out, hockey, baseball side activities?

    23. Dental hygiene? (sounds cheesy(Vagina) though.)

    24. Parachute!!

    25. Customizable cars and bikes

    26. Ability to buy cars, instead of just stealing them.

    27. Awesome Radio. (Eminem, 50 Cent, Afroman, Jay-Z, Nate dogg, guns and roses, Green day.)

    28. More weapon choices. (Like flame-thrower, or a dildo-shooter?)

    29. Awesome story line, (gangs, mafia, grove street, ballas?)

    30. More TV shows, (make your own TV show at one point?)

    31. Ammu-nation return. Maybe I'LL HAVE FUN UP IN THERE.

    32. Animals? (Hunting? Sharks in the ocean that actually attack?)

    33. Realistic waves on beaches. (not just boring movement, maybe the waves suck you underwater, like in real life.)

    34. Desert? FUACK YEAH!!!

    35. Smaller cities.

    36. Gambling, (poker, blackjack, liars dice ect.)

    37. Awesome cheats, Gta 4 lacked Cheats. (Peds riot, Taxis have nitro, All peds are clowns, Cars float away when bumped, Peds riot, peds attack, peds attack (with guns) Spawn tanks, spawn ANY kind of car instead of just sports cars, black traffic, pink traffic, all lights are green, crazy driving, 6 star wanted level, lose wanted level, spawn jet, spawn dodo, spawn helicopter, spawn taxi, spawn random ped, ect.)

    38. More variety of weapons, (flamethrower, balloons, stop signs, axes, swords, dog shit, throwing apples, fire extinguisher, and other weapons out of the ordinary.)

    39. Side missions.

    40. Forests, (like in RDR, but better.)

    41. Hopefully return of some characters i liked in past GTA games. (Niko, Packie, Lil Jacob, Michelle, Sweet, Big smoke, The Truth, Tommy vercetty, Claude Speed, 8-Ball, Luis lopez, Johnny klebits, Roman bellic, Toni, Jimmy pegorino, Ryder.)

    42. rag-doll effect, (fun while driving manically.)

    43. BADASS and FUN cheats.

    44. Huge city with unlimited things to do.

    45. Functional Theme Parks (Sniping people on ferris-whell or FROM the ferris wheel)

    46: Barbor shop, (more customization.)

    47: Visable damage (It would be fun to shoot peoples arms off.)

    48. Random drunks pissing on the floorboards.

    49. Great radio stations (instead of 10 or so songs on each station we get HUNDREDS of GOOD songs. Hmm... maybe Beatles)

    50. Realistic Radio. (I get tired of only having ONE OR TWO song from each band, maybe the radio could feature more?)

    51. Record stores. I get tired of listening to Radio music, it would be cool to buy songs on a CD not even heard on the radio, FULL ALBUMS!!! not 2 or 3 songs. (Appetite for destruction: Guns N' roses.)

    52. Ability to use the shit-room, BUT thats dumb.

    53. Destroyable shops.

    54. FEEL ME!!!!!

    55. If they had yellow submarine's, i'd SHIT all over my boxers.

    56. Scuba-diving. (Maybe i run into a shark who i owe loans to)

    57. Starting Bar-fights.

    58. Parodies of famous cartton shows. (The Simpsons<The Pimpsons)

    59. Your Mom.

    60. Cappin' them Junkies!

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    • 1 Star = Cops chase you down and attempt to arrest you (knight sticks) could use force, possibly a mini game to escape their clutches
    • 2 Stars = Same as 1 but they start using guns, only to arrest you and assault your vehicle (wheels)
    • 3 Stars = They start shooting you, using things like shotguns while the other cop drives the cop in the passenger seat uses a shotgun to weaken your car
    • 4 Stars = Police call in SWAT Members and helicopters
    • 5 Stars = FBI take over
    • 6 Stars = Army/National Guard
    • 7 Stars = MARTIAL LAW!

    DAMN HOW I WISH SO!

    Also Tasers should play a part in this along with mase and the swat members should be able to use things like gas canisters.

    i like that idea, i like the "Shootingout the tires" concept in L.A. Noire

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    12. iPods, (i get tired of just listening to radio in my car.)

    13. Some smaller details, (like ability to sit on a bench, ask for a girls phone number, walk a dog, ect.)

    Hi, im new here, so tell me if i say anything really stupid.

    I have come up with a list of what i want in GTA V. I know its a bit much, but it'll do.

    Here it is-

    Things i want in gta 5.

    1. Mt. Chilliad.

    2. customizable weapons.

    3. more stuff to do after you beat the game 100% (gyms, gang wars, collect stuff like, horseshoes, oysters, fast food, more clothes shops, boxing, wrestling, martial arts, casinos ect.)

    4. more variety of missions, which lacked in gta 4. (i want missions like in gta Bogt)

    5. Ability to customize your character (create a character?) make him fat, skinny, ect.

    6. interesting characters.

    7. Airplanes.

    8. Role-play (works well in betrayal heists.)

    9. more stuff to do on internet, (create your own website, or facebook?)

    10. References to past Rockstar games (RDR, Vice city, LA noire ect.)

    11. customizable phones, (buy upgraded phones, like an Android or blackberry further in the game)

    12. EPIC final mission, (not this helicopter fight B.S. that was in gta 4, but more like San andreas's final mission.)

    13. Some smaller details, (like ability to sit on a bench, ask for a girls phone number, walk a dog, ect.)

    14. for the love of god, Please bring back the tank!

    15. Ability to jump out of a plane and land on another one, take out the plane driver and take control of the plane.

    16. Hiking, basket ball, swimming underwater, Golf, sky diving, football, soccer, wall-ball?

    Work-out, hockey, baseball side activities?

    17. Parachute!!

    18. Customizable cars and bikes.

    19. Awesome Radio. (Eminem, 50 Cent, Afroman, Jay-Z, Nate dogg, guns and roses, Green day.)

    20. Awesome cheats, Gta 4 lacked Cheats. (Peds riot, Taxis have nitro, All peds are clowns, Cars float away when bumped, Peds riot, peds attack, peds attack (with guns) Spawn tanks, spawn ANY kind of car instead of just sports cars, black traffic, pink traffic, all lights are green, crazy driving, 6 star wanted level, lose wanted level, spawn jet, spawn dodo, spawn helicopter, spawn taxi, spawn random ped, ect.)

    21. More variety of weapons, (flamethrower, balloons, dildos, stop signs, axes, swords, dog sh!t, throwing apples, fire extinguisher, and other weapons out of the ordinary.)

    Thats basically 21 things i want in GTA 5....