CaPn bOnEs

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  1. So, when I take a large shit and it makes my asshole bleed, how much blood can I lose before it becomes a hospital-worthy problem?

  2. Anybody have any idea what kind of flowers are appropriate for a funeral?

  3. Finally got my iPad 2 almost a month after ordering it. Cheers Apple. Anyone reccommend some apps?

  4. pen is mighty, pen is strong...

  5. Is sitting in my garden playing catch with the 4 bunny rabbits :)

  6. Feel like such a whore by ruining my sites with all these advertising deals, but money = good.

  7. pen is mighty, pen is strong...

  8. Feel like such a whore by ruining my sites with all these advertising deals, but money = good.

  9. bin laden is dead...

  10. bin laden is dead...

  11. Love messing about in vehicles at the Army Base in #LANoire (South East of map). Surprised it's not used in the story!

  12. fuck the news, i missed the end of the indy 500 because of a tornado warning... what a waste of 3 hours... i knew i shouldn't of watched the race, i guess that's what i get for giving racing a chance...

  13. slow kitchen night at the livery... people are getting drunk but no one is ordering food :(...

  14. slow kitchen night at the livery... people are getting drunk but no one is ordering food :(...

  15. £60 to fill my car up! Thank god I only need petrol once a month

  16. "Hey Australia, world end yet? No? Okay thanks." "Hi UK? World end yet over there? Nope. K thanks."

  17. Tried to detain a suspect in #LANoire by kneecapping him, but it wouldn't let me. Shot him in the cock instead and he died from it!

  18. 18 holes, a few beers, and all before a thunderstorm ended the rest of the great day... i think we managed the time perfectly...

  19. 18 holes, a few beers, and all before a thunderstorm ended the rest of the great day... i think we managed the time perfectly...

  20. Hey Stoic, I just heard Macho Man Randy Savage died in a car accident in Tampa. Go see if you can find a piece of him.

  21. Hey Stoic, I just heard Macho Man Randy Savage died in a car accident in Tampa. Go see if you can find a piece of him.

  22. Hey Stoic, I just heard Macho Man Randy Savage died in a car accident in Tampa. Go see if you can find a piece of him.

  23. It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down (And do revision) on Friday :(