Parker

G'day guys! Yes, I am indeed a Ps4 player nowadays, so I can actually start joining these nights now.. It might be a lil bit difficult without a headset, but I can manage. And the fact I have a Full Time job now.. Everything is actually pretty well, I went through a couple of failed relationships, nearly died a fair few times and now I'm actually undergoing the process to join the Army. I'm a man now btw, been one for a while.. Crazy shit has happened guys, crazy shit indeed. Oh, and the cats are good  

I like how in the last 10 years everyone here has really developed and are going places in life and all I can say for the last decade is "my dog died. Still sad about it". Good to see you're doing well, Parker. 

how can anyone not have a headset for ps4? the controller itself is a headset. just plug earbuds into it.

But if you are gonna go out go out like a man. Shotgun, heroine and lots of macaroni and cheese.

Remember, we all agreed to live stream it....

Suicide is for pussies.

it's hot as fuck in Texas....

Just like home.

He'd go pale in colder climates.

Hello Dup.

It literally took a week to load.

PHRASING

"Getting old sucks"

"It beats the alternative"

Fucking hitman better give me my $1 back...

Dup: Yes Grl: Good still biting things. Gin: Ha

Another year of Australia not killing you! Happy birthday my good man

Happy birthday Parker.

Thanks guys, not dead yet! No word on Arizona yet my friend.

You too Parker, how's everything?

do you not celebrate Christmas?

Good my friends, everything is good.

Do they purr like the Dukes?

Of course the do Dup

Pics are a coming!

Where you been?

On a cattle farm.

okay cool

gotta respect a rancher...

gotta respect that heat... no country for old gingers...

Parker ain't no steer

Darn

Just non existent. Do you have better internet yet?

Gotta be a record for an Aussie not gettin killed for this long.

Have you ever toed a girl, Parker?

I was thinking the same shit Barry.

Condom socks?

"I fuckin' 'ate pikeys."

My Parent bought a caravan, dad's a druggie. Went to the maccas interview and some cock gave me the worst flu ever! And I still didn't get the job! And no, i don't have any wicker chairs, whatever the fuck they are. So yeah, I'm like a gypsy, with guns.

wicker chairs ar those wood chairs, thin, woven into itself. they are light. most gypsys sell them.

Thanks ladies and fellas, I think the pays somewhere in the $16-18 range, and the store is fairly close by too. Technically this is my second job, I used to run a paper route for 6 towns, made $400 a week! And to Barry, I don't think the Air-Force was for me, wanted me to get a crew cut! This pony ain't LEAVING!

Fair enough. I echo the others' sentiments that employment is better than unemployment. Good luck mate.

dude. i have neibors on welfare food stamps and disability. NONE OF THEM WORK. the same household briengs in aroung 6k a month and get a new car every week. You are the working man. keep it up.

Yes! Ps4! Hows uncharted 4 look? I haven't really looked at anything on it that much.

Orgasmic.

My brother was in the RAAF my sister was in the army and her husband was too now he's a cop with organized crime. I never hear the end of that shit.

It's pretty noble.

You're the second friend of mine who has taken up on the Air Force.

I'm not confused although it is now Vodafone in NZ...

I also don't like our national carrier. And am well. How's life without cheese?

Shitty... I miss me cheese...

Care to donate to the anti-mugging you fund?

to bad you can't give modded cars to people anymore... it was the only way to give away money...

There's always the very slow bounty thing

Exactly!

Also, lactose-free milk and goat cheese.

Let's not forget almond milk

RParker, you put the p in parker.

You put the p in ponytail.

Somewhere stuck between joyful and peachy.

A bit hungry.

Horny and high.

I'm starting to believe you're not really an australian resident.

Why?

Because you haven't been raped and eaten by a spider yet.

So it's either a large blanket or you're a midget.

mmm dilapidated cotton.

I have a 20 y/o blanket, too. I fuck it.