BeetnikBriyan

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  1. yeah.. bump that proud american..

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    3. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      Go watch The Big Lebowski and I'll have a bit more respect for you.

    4. BeetnikBriyan

      BeetnikBriyan

      If thats the case I'll buy 3 copies just to throw away

  2. Lol I spelled "Hello" in the recent topics okay u can delete the threads now.

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    2. Jizzy

      Jizzy

      You're only a troll when we don't approve of your actions, if we accepted you, all of the sudden you wouldn't be a troll anymore.

    3. BeetnikBriyan

      BeetnikBriyan

      lol i am home and @massy2 no ive always been a troll here.

    4. BeetnikBriyan

      BeetnikBriyan

      whats deep? you two sayin what what in the butt?

  3. EVERYONE JUST SHUTUP.. JUST PLEASE JUST.. SHUT THE HELL UP. I WANTED TO SAY SOMETHING, THEN YOU CAN GO ON WITH YOUR DAY...

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    2. BeetnikBriyan

      BeetnikBriyan

      Its always that one asshole that doesn't follow the rules.

    3. Brian

      Brian

      Kill yourself already.

    4. BeetnikBriyan

      BeetnikBriyan

      Ladies first I seen that camel toe you had in the asylum.

  4. I overheard a convo of beatnic and Gunny in the iGTA5.com Men's restroom. They just kept saying "What what in the butt" to eachother and some other funny sounds.

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    2. beatnicpie

      beatnicpie

      Your unrelenting crush is flattering, but not returned.

    3. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      Shut up and keep saying it, beatnic. It's your turn.

    4. BeetnikBriyan
  5. Lol and btw @gunny.. that whole 16 and a half thing was another sarcasmic joke that was meant for you to make fun of, which you did.. Im so smart.. kinda..

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    2. BeetnikBriyan

      BeetnikBriyan

      *to laugh... had to catch that before Brian or Swoon or Gunny or Cuda or Fact or some other honky coon monkey son of two sisters from the Louisiana backwoods.

    3. GunSmith
    4. BeetnikBriyan

      BeetnikBriyan

      Im very mad.. im so mad i mite just say fuck spellin.. bich ass werds

  6. cud sombody teech me how da spell?

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    2. BeetnikBriyan

      BeetnikBriyan

      its calld sarkazm juss to piss brian off :P

    3. BeetnikBriyan

      BeetnikBriyan

      its troll tuesday

    4. BeetnikBriyan

      BeetnikBriyan

      damn gunny you make things complicated! quit deletin them comments nigga!

  7. OMG Killzone! You get to stab people in the nuts! I just came to say that now I'm leaving again.

    1. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      One day I'll pick up Killzone again. I used to rape people in KZ2.

    2. BeetnikBriyan

      BeetnikBriyan

      I actually have never played it, but I'll be getting this one.

  8. I'm a lesbian now. Scissor me gtagrl! It's only jokes people!

  9. Who else uses Gun Club 2 (smartphone app) to play russian roulette?

  10. I don't discriminate. Not even with fire.

    1. BeetnikBriyan

      BeetnikBriyan

      my bad meant to add this.

  11. Played GTAs 1 and 2 for the first time earlier this year. Great games, but it made me realize how far the GTA franchise and technology in general had come from. Makes me think about playing Vice City as a 7 year old and thinking "What if videogames were just like movies". And now they are.

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    2. DozyGamer

      DozyGamer

      I played the first two GTA's when I was too young to understand the humor. I was actually more excited about a next-gen Driver than I was for GTA III. After playing it though I never doubted Rockstar and I've never been disappointed. Also Driv3r was a steaming pile of shit

    3. Brian

      Brian

      Well he was seven only 2 or 3 years ago so he wouldn't comprehend just how amazing it was for its time.

    4. BeetnikBriyan

      BeetnikBriyan

      Brian, give up, you can stop now. I understood how amazing it was surely, that has nothin to do with my status. Just that at 7 years old I was already thinking of how games will be today, and if they ever will be so advanced with graphics. Were you? It was just as amazing to me then as GTA V is amazing to me now.

      @Dozy same thing happened with III and VC for me. This has nothing to do with what you said but at 6 before I knew Vice City existed I actually thought the CD was an adult...

  12. yew peple are dumm.. yu cant spel and haved no grammers at all.

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    2. X_STRIAGHTEDGE_X

      X_STRIAGHTEDGE_X

      cant stop laughing...

    3. BeetnikBriyan

      BeetnikBriyan

      @CFO and you're charles barkley whos as equally as dumb

      @Bones you mean brain?

    4. CFO Charles

      CFO Charles

      Calling me a famous professional basketball player is supposed to be an insult? You know what an insult is right?

  13. How you guys like the new name?

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    2. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      Watch out everybody, we're dealin' with a Grade A rebel here.

    3. Qdeathstar
    4. Brian

      Brian

      Just when I thought you were becoming less of a proud american... Looks like I was wrong.

  14. Three YouTube pages i highly reccomend: Chris Smoove (videogames), Vsause (science), TheRadBrad (videogames). Especially Vsause. You dumb rednecks could learn alot from that page.

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    2. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      Negative? I was only applauding you on your research into those two subjects.

    3. BeetnikBriyan

      BeetnikBriyan

      Of course *smiles*

    4. Rayge

      Rayge

      ur all dumb redneks!

  15. ABC is short for Alphabetical. More than half of my life it thought it was just saying the first 3 letters of the Alphabet.

    1. BeetnikBriyan

      BeetnikBriyan

      Has to be one of the biggest coincidences in the English language.

    2. Ku Zi Mu
  16. *wakes up* FUCK EVERYBODY ON THIS SITE! *pops ex pill* I WANNA FUCK, EVERYBODY ON THIS SITE! *smokes weed* Im sorry.. we all have to find a way to get along.. *drinks alcohol* i tell my liver to call me daddy when i abuse it

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    2. Brian

      Brian

      Come to New York we have plenty of Jews. Maybe that's why I love girls with big noses;)

    3. BeetnikBriyan

      BeetnikBriyan

      @gtagrl Jews arent in every part of LA

    4. Rayge

      Rayge

      There ain't no jews in da hood, gtagrl

  17. 143 days left, 533 days passed since the first trailer. What would your reaction have been if you found out you had to wait 676 days for this beautiful game if not delayed again?

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    2. Brian

      Brian

      Death where did you copypasta this from? That's not your grammar or vocabulary.

    3. BeetnikBriyan

      BeetnikBriyan

      nah man whutchu mean bruh nigga wtf i tawk proper

    4. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      I wouldn't boycott Rockstar or spam the Newswire, Fitty, but I suppose my reaction would be similar to this:

  18. hey massacre did you hear about the word?

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    2. BeetnikBriyan

      BeetnikBriyan

      check your shoes.. trust me, i went to school for this..

    3. Brian

      Brian

      What do you know, a pebble...

    4. BeetnikBriyan
  19. Its crazy everytime i think about it, years ago (maybe around 2010), i always thought about how a game with gta4's graphics (or better) based in LA would be the best game in history.. hasnt came out yet but thats still became correct thanks to rockstar..

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    2. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      *masturbates furiously*

    3. Godfather

      Godfather

      Still years ago man. But I see what you mean. *masturbates to the fact that Gunny's masturbating*

    4. BeetnikBriyan

      BeetnikBriyan

      @Brian yes it is years ago.. thats 3 years.. it may not be many years ago, but its years ago.. and the term "years" doesnt have to mean "long ago", it means "years", as in, more than one year.. common plural..

  20. the moment you find out that the west coast has to wait 3 more hours than the countdown.. ahh fuck you people...

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    2. BeetnikBriyan

      BeetnikBriyan

      that daylight savings shit confuses me now.. weird i used to get it a few years ago..

    3. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      Spring forward, fall back.

    4. BeetnikBriyan

      BeetnikBriyan

      ooh yeah i remember that now thx

  21. people everywhere on the web complaning about the delay.. geez like the worlds gonna end the day before..

    1. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      The Mayans say it will end the day after.

    2. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      ^ True. Hope you can get through the storyline and enjoy some multiplayer in 24 hours.

    3. BeetnikBriyan

      BeetnikBriyan

      lol when it releases the time thing is updated. "GTA V ends in 23 Hours 59 Minutes 59 seconds"

  22. I wish i had a head like Jimmy Neutron so I can imagine just how big GTA 5 would be.

  23. I always read iBeNiko's posts in Niko Bellics voice.. in my head though id sound ruh-duh-kuh-luhs out loud and someone will record me and put it on youtube then it would go viral then id be famous for being a black person trying to sound like Niko Bellic then id be embarrased and commit suicide and the voice of niko would come to my funeral and be happy inside and yeah..

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    2. BeetnikBriyan

      BeetnikBriyan

      where did you get that quote from? a black guy sounding like niko lol..

    3. Santiago

      Santiago

      Why deny it your black

    4. BeetnikBriyan

      BeetnikBriyan

      deny what? you must have me confused with some otha nigga *covers mouth*.. i mean some other person *in my white person voice*

  24. It would have been world wide riots if the release date was released the same day as the first trailer.

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    2. Santiago
    3. BeetnikBriyan

      BeetnikBriyan

      http://www.igta5.com/images/gta-5-trailer-1-foreclosure.jpg

      from the first trailer- his house address is 2405 so people assumed it would release May 24, 2012 (plus thats dan housers birthday). I didnt buy it though since rockstar didnt officialy say that.

    4. Santiago
  25. on my way to rockstar headquarters.. gonna put a gun to housers head and make him release V now!

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    2. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Don't forget to blame it on GTA. Well, I guess that was obvious.

    3. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      Isn't the HQ in New York?

      Doesn't Mr. Houser live in America's prettier, better sister, the UK?

      Hmmm...

    4. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Someone should probably delete this before the server gets suspended...