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Qdeathstar

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  1. Massacre, why ain’t you on discord?

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    2. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      gtagrl is the only person that has had contact with him. I've tried to message him on PSN, with no luck.

    3. Ginginho

      Ginginho

      I hope he is all good - i miss Massacre

    4. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      I've done my best. He has a non-expiring invite, the rest is up to him. 

  2. Now I remember why I stopped playing video games: 

     

    was as going to buy forza horizons, but I couldnt remember which password I used in a sea of ever changing passwords, figured that out only to see that Microsoft wouldn’t process PayPal with me any longer because I had to open two disputes over them charging me three times for a single gold membership. Said fuck it, don’t want to bother going downstairs to get the card atm, I’ll just play some fallout 4. 

     

    Nope, 300mb update needs to be installed. WTF! the game is 4 years old by now, weekly updates definitely are not needed. 

     

    My hour to to play was already down to thirty minutes and that point and so I said fuck it. I’ll try again tomorrow.

    1. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Doesn't the xbox have an option to download game files while in standby mode like the PS4?

    2. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Dunno, it was left on the entire time since I played it last...

  3. happy boyfriends day Brian, hit me up on Snapchat later.

  4. I see treefitty installed the fake users mod.

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    2. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      Been bots around for months. I assume they fluctuate with our google ranking. Lower results, less bots.

    3. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      These ones have been online for about the last two days straight though, never seen them around for that long.

    4. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      gotta make the numbers look better bruh...

  5. Ok. So it’s 7:23 and I’m a a karaoke bar (not a gay one(afaik)) and some guy is barreling our “gotta love some body” but he was drunk off his ass and screached “gotta fuck some body, someone like you” and pointed right at me... fucking awkward.... 

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    2. DuPz0r

      DuPz0r

      Did you get laid Q?

    3. Brian

      Brian

      QD always has to reassure us he's not at a gay bar

    4. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      I think he's used to creating awkward situations, not being subjected to them.

  6. Worst part about having a bathroom in your bedroom (en suite?) is that when you take a pre-sleep shit the smell lingers.

     

    Damn.

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    3. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      I'm 100% serious, keep a book or box of matches on the top of the tank. It has been the difference maker in many a shared cramped bathroom backstage. Light a match, blow it out, the smoke/sulphur smell will help mask the stank. 

    4. Jizzy

      Jizzy

      Or do what Joey Diaz does and smoke a bowl every time you take a shit

  7. For me, I only get status updates,  upcoming events, and recent topics on the light skin. Still the same.. iPhone 7 plus

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    2. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      can’t check it, my iphone suffered a meltdown today... whenever i plug it into to charge it overheats.

    3. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      Always an excuse...

    4. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      It twirks treefitty, it Twerks.

  8. So much for “its comming home” lol... I see the French got the job done tho.... 

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    2. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      I laughed like fuck when I heard my neighbours moaning, sounded like Homer Simpson.

    3. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      i enjoyed watching my twitter feed cry, then reflect one one of the greatest runs in their history blah blah, lol... since 2004, i have watched my teams come up short 6 times... i think i've had more heartbreak than them lol... the 2004 pistons are the last time i saw my teams win something...

    4. Firm

      Firm

      Lifelong Nottingham Forest fan. We haven’t won anything since 1990 lol. And haven’t been in the top flight league for over a decade. It’s a cruel life ?

  9. Damn, that new forum smell...

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    2. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      welp, damn.

      HEY, if you disable it, does it allow us to use media tags?

    3. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      [media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-mMRZmUupw[/media]

       

      Nope. I'm not sure the media tag exists anymore with the newer updates. I can't ven find where to put custom BB code...

    4. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      [media=youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU-yXAXz4DI[/media]

      yep. she’s fucked good and proper.

  10. Hmmm. Might shave my crotch

    1. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      You're gonna need a hand down there buddy, that's a large area to uproot. I'll get the hedgetrimmer.

    2. Firm

      Firm

      It’ll itch 

    3. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      doesn't really itch, but i do get some nasty in-grown hairs.

  11. "Do you “like” Lady Gaga, Human Rights Campaign and “True Blood” on Facebook? Chances are advertisers think you’re gay."

  12. @b0nEs pssst, hey, there aren't any Hindu, Middle Eastern, Jewish, chinese, Japanese, Korean, Latino, igloolatarian, or white people in this community

     

    #youwillnotreplaceus (more racist than the word person, amirite)

     

    yikes.

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    2. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      i only acknowledge taco tuesday....

    3. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      taco johns on tuesday,  but that's not mexican,. it's more latino.

    4. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      i can't trust buying taco's from a guy named john... perhaps if it were taco juan's...

  13. GTAgrl. I want to save you. Send me your nudes and I'll make sure no one else sees them....

     

     

    I promise.

     

     

    http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-11-06/facebook-now-wants-your-nude-photos

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    2. DiO

      DiO

      can you take care of my nudes too? I got some spread eagle bhole close ups. 

    3. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      I'm protect my hermaphrodite homies as well, dio 

    4. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      I'll have to dig through the film negatives, so it might take a while. 

  14. If someone got out of there car at a stop light and facing their car door, took a piss, would you film their liscense plate or leave them be?

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    2. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Knowing you Q, you'd strip to the waist and kneel down in front of them.

    3. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      What are Q talking about?

       

      har har har...

    4. CaPn bOnEs
  15. The world really is fucked. And not because of the dirty sand persons, but because we don't know what we are. Apparently stranger things teaches dangerous colonialism/zenophobia, and dressing a baby who also has a penis in blue apparently damages them by instilling painful gender assignment on them. What the fuck is going on, We need to get mowed down... 

     

     

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    2. gtagrl

      gtagrl

      Sounds like you could use a vacation from the interwebz. 

    3. Qdeathstar
    4. scarface1616

      scarface1616

      The end can't come soon enough.

  16. Meh, Blade Runner is way over rated... it's a ok movie but it's not great.

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    2. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      explains why it bombed at the theater, lol... i'm looking forward to watching it, but i was never a big fan of the original... it was aight...

    3. Jizzy

      Jizzy

      I loved the sets, tone, and characters. The plot was meh

    4. Firm

      Firm

      It does fucking drag. 

  17. fak you treefitty.

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    3. Qdeathstar
    4. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      Hey, that's not what I said. I mean it's not like it matters me saying this because you'll just edit it to make me seem like a fine, proud Belgian gentleman and you to be the cool admin guy. So I might as well just save you the time; I am a Pieface.

  18. damn person, that didn't work.

  19. 1970s liberty city would be interesting.... but r* probable too lazy now

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    2. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      I don't think that's the main reason,   because sharkcards..

    3. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      do you think that they would increase sales enough to offset the increased cost of putting two cities in the game? 

       

       

    4. TreeFitty

      TreeFitty

      They're making a ridiculous amount of money from sharkcards. Money is nowhere near an issue anymore.

  20. Went to Columbia, sc to see the eclipse. Was pretty awesome, something that shouldn't be missed.

     

    if you fucked up there is one in 2024.

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    2. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      i can pitch a tent any time :shifty:...

    3. Ginginho

      Ginginho

      Isn't it amazing that despite being millions and millions of miles apart, the moon seems to perfectly block out the circle of the sun?  Like edge to edge perfect...  the chances of that occurring naturally must be near impossible.  I reckon the moon is artificial, some old alien spacestation or observatory or something...  I love conspiracy theories!!

    4. Brian

      Brian

      Saw the partial here in NY, got the glasses, was pretty cool. 

  21. When the father felt warm liquid washing over their backs and legs, he turned around to see Daddio holding his penis and urinating.

  22. The guide was not geared exclusively toward LGBTQ readers but did incorporate gender-neutral language, such as “vagina owners” to be inclusive of transgender men.

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    2. TheLunaticFringe

      TheLunaticFringe

      Don't we all just dream of one day "owning" a vast collection of vaginas and becoming the greatest "vagina owner" ever? 

       

      No?... Just me?...Ok then.

    3. Massacre

      Massacre

      Thanks for the shout-out, Q.

    4. Qdeathstar
    1. CaPn bOnEs
    2. Bronson

      Bronson

      When Q posts a link for liveleak you have to be cautious.

    3. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      I assumed it was a webcam set up in his toilet bowl.

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