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Hilarious NPC or PC quotes?

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Anything he says is hilarious. :lol:

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While climbing on my Bagger in front of a Sandy Shores trailer...

Two old ladies are enjoying the shade of a porch, beverages in hand. One sips her drink, turns to the other and says "That ve-hicle makes me moist."

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I had a guy say. "If I was into that sort of thing I'd say that car is pretty nice. But I'm not so it's ok" so I bashed his hipster head in with my newly acquired claw hammer. Coz my car is fucking hawt.

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i fail drifted past a couple of peds i think yesterday or day before, and crashed into a pole. one ped says to the other "Told you he wouldnt make it, wheres my 20 bucks?"

might have been purely coincidental, but i had a right laugh, and then massacred the whole block.

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