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What are some of the funniest quotes from NPC's or Player Character quotes either driving or in cutscenes? One that had me dying was when Trevor walks up to Franklin and says "What's up, my N-word?" while hopping the fence and then face plants on the sidewalk. I shed tears over that one. What are some others that you guys remember? I get called a "penis" or a "socialist" a lot lol.

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damn, i should of been saving these! i heard quite a few good ones... i managed to save one though from the life invader interview mission... it was being said to someone else interviewing for a job... "you have to learn footbag if you want to get a job here... hows your air guitar?"

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What are some of the funniest quotes from NPC's or Player Character quotes either driving or in cutscenes? One that had me dying was when Trevor walks up to Franklin and says "What's up, my N-word?" while hopping the fence and then face plants on the sidewalk. I shed tears over that one. What are some others that you guys remember? I get called a "penis" or a "socialist" a lot lol.

What are some of the funniest quotes from NPC's or Player Character quotes either driving or in cutscenes? One that had me dying was when Trevor walks up to Franklin and says "What's up, my N-word?" while hopping the fence and then face plants on the sidewalk. I shed tears over that one. What are some others that you guys remember? I get called a "penis" or a "socialist" a lot lol.

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Ron: "*gasp* -- there's a guy on your wing, Trevor!"

Trevor: "I AM AWARE OF THIS."

...

Trevor: "Ron, you're not gonna believe this -- one of those assholes is having a seizure out there."

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Don't talk shit about Robby, he's my role model.

I have a feeling that is gonna turn into hey man nice shot real soon....

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My laugh. Take all of it.

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Don't talk shit about Robby, he's my role model.

I have a feeling that is gonna turn into hey man nice shot real soon....

I don't know what that means, chief.

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I have a feeling that is gonna turn into hey man nice shot real soon....

I don't know what that means, chief.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hey_Man,_Nice_Shot

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"There has been lots of drinking, lots of stealing, and lots of punching my wife -- in the faaaaace! Don't do that! I am so stressed! AAAAAH!" - Don Cheto

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I had the fortune of finding this on my 2nd play through, early on.

Missed it on my 100% file, it can be found right after Trevor's first LS heist.....

Trevor talking to Mr. Raspberry Jam:

"(Listens) Hehehehe, you are a naughty bear Mr.Jam"

"Aren't you a trooper? Aren't ya?"

"Koochy- koochy-koooo"

"Friends Forever"

"Mmm, How could I say no to you, heh?"

"(laughing quietly), hehehe, if you wanna do that we're gonna need a safe word....."

"mucky nose, naughty"

"Mmm Look at you, mmm."

"(cough) uh, I am vanilla by your standards"

"Hmmm? Oh you have the filthiest mouth, you know that!

"Mmmm, you'll keep our secret...."

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