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#1 Jizzy

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Posted 16 January 2012 - 11:49 PM

Unless I have a girl over to stay the night, I wake up rock hard. If I have school in the morning, I usually don't have time to jerk off, any suggestions?

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Posted 16 January 2012 - 11:53 PM

View Postjizzin4genocide, on 16 January 2012 - 11:49 PM, said:

Unless I have a girl over to stay the night, I wake up rock hard. If I have school in the morning, I usually don't have time to jerk off, any suggestions?

Everyone gets a stiffy in the morning, doesn't mean you need to whack off but it can make pissing into the toilet more difficult.

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Posted 16 January 2012 - 11:56 PM

View PostMarney1, on 16 January 2012 - 11:53 PM, said:

View Postjizzin4genocide, on 16 January 2012 - 11:49 PM, said:

Unless I have a girl over to stay the night, I wake up rock hard. If I have school in the morning, I usually don't have time to jerk off, any suggestions?

Everyone gets a stiffy in the morning, doesn't mean you need to whack off but it can make pissing into the toilet more difficult.

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is there a way to fix it, i get so hard it aches.



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Posted 16 January 2012 - 11:57 PM

View Postjizzin4genocide, on 16 January 2012 - 11:56 PM, said:

View PostMarney1, on 16 January 2012 - 11:53 PM, said:

View Postjizzin4genocide, on 16 January 2012 - 11:49 PM, said:

Unless I have a girl over to stay the night, I wake up rock hard. If I have school in the morning, I usually don't have time to jerk off, any suggestions?

Everyone gets a stiffy in the morning, doesn't mean you need to whack off but it can make pissing into the toilet more difficult.

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is there a way to fix it, i get so hard it aches.


There's nothing to fix, it's perfectly normal.



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Posted 17 January 2012 - 12:13 AM

Pull it up and tuck it behind your belt, then go about your business. Or just jerk off. I don't care what you say, there is always time to jerk off.

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Posted 17 January 2012 - 12:33 AM

I can't believe this is a topic? 'Morning Wood' is totally normal, I thought they taught Sex ed. in schools?

View PostMarney1, on 16 January 2012 - 11:53 PM, said:

.... but it can make pissing into the toilet more difficult.




I think the can part is incorrect it should be will. It's always been difficult, I'd learn to stand on my head except for the fear of pissing on myself.



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Posted 17 January 2012 - 07:26 AM

All i can say is lol...brillant topic!! How old r u jizzin4genocide? it may b worse because your in ur early teens...solution always have a girl over :D.

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Posted 17 January 2012 - 07:30 AM

View PostMercedes Cortez, on 17 January 2012 - 07:26 AM, said:

All i can say is lol...brillant topic!! How old r u jizzin4genocide? it may b worse because your in ur early teens...solution always have a girl over :D.


According to his profile 14.

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Posted 17 January 2012 - 07:36 AM

View PostMercedes Cortez, on 17 January 2012 - 07:26 AM, said:

All i can say is lol...brillant topic!! How old r u jizzin4genocide? it may b worse because your in ur early teens...solution always have a girl over :D.

A female just spoke to him on the internet, now his little pecker will be aching.

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Posted 17 January 2012 - 08:23 AM

Walk it off or whack it off!

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Posted 17 January 2012 - 09:27 AM

Imagine Susan Boyle naked. You'll be floppy and ready for school in no time.

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Posted 17 January 2012 - 11:15 AM

u might b a psychopath m8

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Posted 17 January 2012 - 12:14 PM

Well done cuda, that sigs gunna get him hard again!

So if u are 14 then its normal, as u get older it wont be as bad. Then when u get even older u will have to take a speacial blue pill to get it to do anything.

As psy said imagine someone unatractive as that may help, wanking isnt that big of a deal so if its what u need to do then just do it.

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Posted 17 January 2012 - 12:17 PM

View PostMercedes Cortez, on 17 January 2012 - 12:14 PM, said:

wanking isnt that big of a deal so if its what u need to do then just do it.

I wish everyone else on the train thought that... The looks of disgust were kind of putting me off.

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Posted 17 January 2012 - 12:19 PM

View PostMercedes Cortez, on 17 January 2012 - 12:14 PM, said:

Well done cuda, that sigs gunna get him hard again!

So if u are 14 then its normal, as u get older it wont be as bad. Then when u get even older u will have to take a speacial blue pill to get it to do anything.

As psy said imagine someone unatractive as that may help, wanking isnt that big of a deal so if its what u need to do then just do it.

Was going to find a link on how to whack off but got distracted by this.

Edit: Here son, try this.

If that's no good you might be gay so try this.

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Posted 17 January 2012 - 01:32 PM

Just imagine me and you, I do,
I think about you every night, it's only right,
To think about the boy you love, and fuck him right, so happy together.

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Posted 17 January 2012 - 08:31 PM

View PostMarney1, on 17 January 2012 - 12:19 PM, said:

Was going to find a link on how to whack off but got distracted by this.

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I did not laugh this time. I stared, open mouthed, at the tiny sphere as if it was the last of some beautiful, endangered species: my clitoris, an elusive snow leopard that had finally wandered out of its cave.

I used up my full day's worth of lulz on that part, I'll have to read the rest tomorrow.

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I bit the inside of my cheek, and nodded for her to continue. Sarah drew a circle at the bottom end of the line, her hand pressing down hard, causing the ink to blot in some places. “This,” she pointed authoritatively, “is the butthole. Don’t bother with it.” She drew a hasty “X” through the circle.

Fucking prude.

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Posted 18 January 2012 - 12:08 PM

Any of our suggestions helped with the problem ;)

Here is a pic of some fat ugly twat to get u floppy again. NSFW

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Posted 18 January 2012 - 02:15 PM

Great Picture of You Mercedes, no wonder your into ass play. With a face like that, you'd have to be. Wrong topic though, you need "post a picture of yourself", dear.

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Posted 18 January 2012 - 02:30 PM

View PostQdeathstar, on 18 January 2012 - 02:15 PM, said:

Great Picture of You Mercedes, no wonder your into ass play. With a face like that, you'd have to be. Wrong topic though, you need "post a picture of yourself", dear.


That was so funny i forgot to laugh!





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