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Posted 04 December 2011 - 07:37 PM

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Hopefully we'll get some pretty decent looking prostitutes this time round. High class hookers might have more cash on them but I doubt we'll be able to call one up, not that I'd want to smash their brains in with a baseball bat or anything.

Also, they should walk around without underwear on so we can have a good perv at their snatch when we crouch down.

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 07:43 PM

View PostMarney1, on 04 December 2011 - 07:37 PM, said:

Also, they should walk around without underwear on so we can have a good perv at their snatch when we crouch down.


have you been bitten by one of the new members or has your wife not put any offers on the table recently?

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 07:44 PM

View Posttrathen93, on 04 December 2011 - 07:43 PM, said:

View PostMarney1, on 04 December 2011 - 07:37 PM, said:

Also, they should walk around without underwear on so we can have a good perv at their snatch when we crouch down.


have you been bitten by one of the new members or has your wife not put any offers on the table recently?

Don't pretend you haven't tried looking up a prostitute's skirt in GTA, everyone has.

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 08:06 PM

Notice he avoids the wife question ;)

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 08:10 PM

View PostMercedes Cortez, on 04 December 2011 - 08:06 PM, said:

Notice he avoids the wife question ;)

Wasn't worth answering.

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 08:14 PM

The whores are always mingers. I dunno y tho, they never seen pretty woman? They should have hookers like that. Not look like she is riddled with std.



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Posted 04 December 2011 - 08:19 PM

View PostMercedes Cortez, on 04 December 2011 - 08:14 PM, said:

The whores are always mingers. I dunno y tho, they never seen pretty woman? They should have hookers like that. Not look like she is riddled with std.

Have you ever gone with a prostitute in GTA? I think it's funny watching female gamers get them in the cars. Mrs Marney just runs after them trying to punch them. :P

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 08:22 PM

Of course I have, its fun. Watching the guy sit there as the car shakes and nothing happens lol. She moans like a twat, she gets out the car, you get your knife and stab her multiple times and get your money back. Piece of cake :)

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 08:27 PM

Wonder if we'll come across any sting operations with them this time? Maybe the local vice squad could be clamping down in certain areas due to a lunatic going round stabbing those nice ladies of the night.

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 08:30 PM

Doubt it no one gives a shit about hookers. Would be funny tho, get fined for it and stuff.

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 08:30 PM

View PostMercedes Cortez, on 04 December 2011 - 08:30 PM, said:

Doubt it no one gives a shit about hookers. Would be funny tho, get fined for it and stuff.

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 08:33 PM

And congress men gettin court for it to. Maybe be a mission to help one get layed without the cops noticing.

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 08:34 PM

View PostMercedes Cortez, on 04 December 2011 - 08:33 PM, said:

And congress men gettin court for it to. Maybe be a mission to help one get layed without the cops noticing.

Now that's a pretty good idea. Kidnapping them to order would be cool.

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 11:09 PM

I haven't picked up a hooker in god knows how long. What's the point. U honk, she hops in, u drive to a parking lot and the car starts shaking. U switch your view to see and your both just sitting there
Wtf that pissed me off. Haven't really done it since
I would try it once or twice in gta5 just for the hell of it.


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Posted 05 December 2011 - 12:51 AM

Maybe we'll be able to recruit and pimp our own army of girls?

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 01:02 AM

YES sellin coke n bitches I love it.
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Posted 05 December 2011 - 01:02 AM

I don't know wich GTA you guys are playing but when I pick up a hooker in IV (TBOGT) the hooker puts her head down in your lap for a bit then she gets on top of you in the driver's seat and starts moving up and down.. I do remember it being far less detailed in older GTA's though.

I, for one, always liked how filthy the hookers looked. The ones on the street in real life usually are anyway. I definitely like the sting op idea though.

Edit: Pimping would be awesome too!

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 01:03 AM

View PostYusuf, on 05 December 2011 - 01:02 AM, said:

I don't know wich GTA you guys are playing but when I pick up a hooker in IV (TBOGT) the hooker puts her head down in your lap for a bit then she gets on top of you in the driver's seat and starts moving up and down.. I do remember it being far less detailed in older GTA's though.

I, for one, always liked how filthy the hookers looked. The ones on the street in real life usually are anyway. I definitely like the sting op idea though.

I think she wipes her mouth too.

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 01:07 AM

Yeah I'm thinking of gta sa. Maybe VC but I'm sure its the same for both...

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Posted 05 December 2011 - 01:11 AM

They should have undercover hookers, so if you came up to a hooker and offered money, they could pull a gun on you and you would have to ride off and escape noteriety.





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