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Brian

Superbowl day, who's watching tonight?
Today, 02:41 PM
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    DuPz0r
    I've never watched the Superbowl, probably wont. Sport is my least favourite entertainment if i'm honest.
    Today, 03:16 PM
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    Massacre
    I don't even know who's in the Super Bowl, this year.
    Today, 03:39 PM
  • Graffitigirl's Photo
    Graffitigirl
    Not me, that's for sure
    Today, 04:09 PM
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Rob

I'm in the mood for sexual innuendo but not in the mood for two days of self shame.
Today, 11:43 AM
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Brian

In the mood for tacobell but not in the mood for two days of bloat.
Jan 30 2015 08:52 PM
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    Massacre
    I'm immune to Mexican food-related stomach issues. Also, Montezuma's Revenge.

    So much win.
    Yesterday, 02:01 AM
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    gtagrl
    Yay beer!
    Yesterday, 02:18 AM
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    DuPz0r
    Chinese food is the only food i don't trust when eating out.
    Yesterday, 06:39 PM
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Massacre

Suddenly, narcolepsy.
Jan 30 2015 11:45 AM
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    Quorangie
    necromancy you mean...
    Jan 30 2015 01:14 PM
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    GunSmith
    Nec-romance, actually. It's like necrophilia, but more respectable.
    Jan 30 2015 02:44 PM
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    gtagrl
    Better than Seymour.
    Jan 30 2015 03:09 PM
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    gtagrl
    what what tuba butt
    Jan 30 2015 06:11 PM
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    Rob
    Taco cat
    Jan 30 2015 11:08 PM
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    DiOrangE
    :o
    Yesterday, 06:50 AM
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Firm

Oh I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hairrr.
Jan 29 2015 09:31 PM
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    TreeFitty
    flowers everywherrrrrrrrrrre.....
    I love the flower girl
    Oh, I don't know just why, she simply caught my eye
    I love the flower girl
    She seemed so sweet and kind, she crept into my mind
    Jan 30 2015 12:29 AM
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    Mercy Cortez
    I was born to late, into a world that doesn't care... (Shit album by the way)
    Jan 30 2015 01:09 AM
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    DuPz0r
    I wish i was a 70's hippy with dreadlocks in my pussy hair.
    Jan 30 2015 05:25 AM
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DuPz0r

Finally our annual snowfall, 2 inches haha.
Jan 29 2015 03:05 PM
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    Quorangie
    I got about an inch the other day..
    Jan 29 2015 07:13 PM
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    Ginginho
    Never been in snow...except for fake stuff...
    Jan 29 2015 07:31 PM
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    Fido 14
    Canada is a good place for hotboxing igloos.
    Jan 30 2015 04:01 AM
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Quorangie

I love you romantically and sexually bones.
Jan 29 2015 04:34 AM
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    Quorangie
    he told me he faked his orgasms with you, I know that.
    Jan 29 2015 12:33 PM
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    bOnEs
    i never told you anything, Q… don't listen to him, rob, he's just trying to tear us apart!
    Jan 29 2015 01:24 PM
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    Rob
    I know. Noone can act that well.
    Jan 30 2015 10:15 AM
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TheLunaticFringe

Found an epic rank glitch last night on RDR..went from 13 to 50 in about a half hour to an hour.
Jan 29 2015 12:13 AM
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    Brian
    Patrik Pavic.
    Jan 29 2015 12:02 AM
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    Brian
    What if his middle name was really 321, like his parents were counting down to the last name or some shit.
    Jan 29 2015 12:02 AM
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    GunSmith
    321 = E L I.

    Are you a Serb, Pat?
    Jan 29 2015 03:35 AM
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TwoFacedTanner

Every time Michael or Trevor say "Bro" I cringe...and die a little inside.
Jan 28 2015 08:22 PM
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    DuPz0r
    What would you prefer they say? "Brother", "broski", "brethren"...?
    Jan 29 2015 12:28 PM
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    bOnEs
    scooooooter brother!
    Jan 29 2015 01:35 PM
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Indy

I'm so fucking stressed
Jan 28 2015 07:54 PM
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    Graffitigirl
    You're not alone
    Jan 28 2015 09:02 PM
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    Quorangie
    beat off to something highly unnapropriate. totally melts the stress away. When my grandma died I masturbated in the bathroom of the funeral home.. was pretty sweet.
    Jan 29 2015 01:43 AM
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    Quorangie
    a good cum.
    Jan 29 2015 01:43 AM
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Firm

419 fucking E-mails!? Well, never having a day off in the week again.
Jan 28 2015 11:27 AM
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    Firm
    *select all, delete*
    Jan 28 2015 01:57 PM
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    bOnEs
    the lolz...
    Jan 28 2015 02:39 PM
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TwoFacedTanner

The guy in the front is jerking too fast
Jan 28 2015 05:30 AM
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    DiOrangE
    what a dick

    Jan 28 2015 06:05 AM
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    BONGBMX
    was he grabing to much coq ?


    Jan 28 2015 06:54 AM
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    bOnEs
    he might of been...
    Jan 28 2015 07:01 AM