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Firm

I'm gonna be an uncle. I might have to start knocking out some sprogs myself...
Today, 09:20 PM
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    DuPz0r
    Unlce Firm. Sounds like a nicknamefor Jimmy Savile... xD
    Today, 09:39 PM
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Pump Action Pimp

When I'm lost a sea, I hear your voice, and it carries me.
Today, 01:41 PM
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    gtagrl
    Carry on my wayward son
    There'll be peace when you are done
    Today, 07:32 PM
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    gtacnt
    Awe snap.
    Today, 08:35 PM
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gtagrl

Looking forward to an epic reunion on PS4 tonight! Be there or be square.
Today, 01:18 PM
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    gtacnt
    :(
    Today, 08:35 PM
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    Ginginho
    I'll be square and won't be there... I never really was :(
    Today, 08:44 PM
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    gtagrl
    You'll be there in spirit! Damn time zones...
    Today, 08:53 PM
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Truth

Damn military has been active over my house, a pack of C-130's flew right over today.
Today, 05:14 AM
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    Doug The Thug
    They're gonna raid your dope stash. Hurry send it to me!
    Today, 05:40 AM
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bOnEs

so trevor's heist is 2x RP/GTA$ this week... i hope i get more time this week to actually heist grind, it's been a long couple of weeks for me...
Yesterday, 01:31 PM
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    gtagrl
    I was just using the same crappy long-cabled USB headset from my PS3, it was working fine until it stopped. I have something else that might work too, and if all else fails, the earbud.
    Today, 12:52 PM
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    bOnEs
    the earbud is actually surprisingly good, but i can't keep the earpiece in my ear, i've always had that issue with earbuds... plus the mic dangles in my beard, lol...
    Today, 01:07 PM
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    gtagrl
    I gave the earbud to my man, I'll have to warn him about the beard thing, lol...
    Today, 01:16 PM
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Brian

Bitches are expensive
Jul 26 2015 03:52 PM
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    gtacnt
    Whores are cheap....
    Yesterday, 12:24 AM
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    Brian
    In all seriousness, all my money goes towards gas. My girlfriend has been amazing.
    Yesterday, 04:59 PM
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    Bronson
    Would she give head to all your forum friends?
    Today, 03:31 AM
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Jizzy

MY FUCKING SPLINT FELL OFF FUCK. Is the splint necessary to keep my septum straight or will it heal right if I just dont touch it??
Jul 26 2015 08:36 AM
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    gtagrl
    And popsicle sticks.

    Jul 26 2015 03:31 PM
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    GunSmith
    Shape it like Play-Doh, it'll set up just how you want it.
    Jul 26 2015 04:38 PM
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    DuPz0r
    Put a AA battery up each nostril and bridge the septum with duct-tape. Here's what it should look like if successful:
    http://cdn1.independent.ie/incoming/article29895283.ece/ALTERNATES/h342/MMA+fighter.jpg
    Jul 26 2015 07:33 PM
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Doug The Thug

Man, fuck waffle cones!
Jul 26 2015 04:08 AM
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    GunSmith
    No, they break.
    Jul 26 2015 07:25 AM
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    Doug The Thug
    And they cut your mouth...But it's a worthy sacrifice.

    Jul 26 2015 04:11 PM
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    gtacnt
    I like wafflers myself...
    Yesterday, 12:25 AM
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gtagrl

OMG YOU GUIZE GUESS WHAT
Jul 26 2015 01:27 AM
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    Jizzy
    And I have no WiFi :(
    Jul 26 2015 08:24 AM
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    Massacre
    FUCK YEAH PS4GRL
    Jul 26 2015 03:09 PM
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    DuPz0r
    Fuck Yeah! See you soon grrl.
    Jul 26 2015 07:34 PM
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Jizzy

She's got a beautiful jewish nose...
Jul 25 2015 05:45 PM
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    DuPz0r
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAVvEQvnDm0
    Jul 25 2015 07:36 PM
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    Massacre
    Fufufufufu
    Jul 25 2015 04:22 PM
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    Bronson
    Tutututututututu
    Jul 25 2015 04:38 PM
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    GunSmith
    Sounds of The Rainforest: Vol. 1
    Jul 25 2015 05:40 PM
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Jizzy

Opiates arent for me. Nauseous as fuck.
Jul 25 2015 02:09 AM
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    GunSmith
    Have fun. Hope you don't find out what purgatory is like.
    Jul 25 2015 05:40 PM
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    Jizzy
    I'm not sure if I get that joke. I'm taking them as prescribed, not abusing them. I just went a little crazy yesterday.
    Jul 25 2015 05:44 PM
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    GunSmith
    Oh. I interpreted you to be taking all of these motherfuckers...at once.
    Jul 25 2015 07:49 PM
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gtagrl

It be naked time...
Jul 24 2015 03:31 AM
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    gtagrl
    Not really...you guys can keep your weird, shape-shifting, temperature-regulating, equipment. I love to play with it but I'm glad I don't have one myself.
    Jul 24 2015 08:11 PM
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    gtacnt
    they aren't all they're cracked up to be...

    I wouldn't mind being balless...
    Jul 24 2015 11:04 PM
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    Jizzy
    He's got big balls, she's got big balls...
    Jul 25 2015 11:30 AM
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gtacnt

I'm against gun control but i guess people are just to stupid/violent/irresponsible to own them....
Jul 24 2015 01:54 AM
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    Kwarb
    Shit, I think it is WHERE people live in the US is sometimes the problem... Growing up in a state where there are literally more guns than people, I don't see why it is such a huge issue everywhere else. To some, owning a gun is a weapon, or something "cool". To others, like many I know, its a form of protection and production.
    Jul 26 2015 03:00 AM
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    Kwarb
    Any gun crime can happen anywhere, though... Any steps taken to reduce these would be "liberal/commie bullshit", and non action is negligent.
    Jul 26 2015 03:03 AM
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    Massacre
    Re: Hunting, bow hunting is superior. I own several guns, but if I hunt, I use a bow.

    All of my guns are for people, anyway. I'm not even sure if the guns I have are legal for hunting.
    Jul 26 2015 03:22 PM
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    DuPz0r
    Are you admitting you soiled yourself? If so, congratulations.
    Jul 23 2015 08:20 PM