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    Jizzy
    *Drives car off cliff* O'doyle rules!
    Jul 27 2014 10:17 PM
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    OG Trev
    odoyle is muff cabbage
    Jul 28 2014 02:09 AM
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Ace The Rambler

So uh...i done made a 3rd PSN account, here's my SC thingy http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/imponte_dukes
Jul 27 2014 03:58 PM
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    WeevDaBeev
    You should make a girl.it would balance out this sausage fest we got
    Jul 27 2014 08:47 PM
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    Ace The Rambler
    Second character on my second account is gonna be a black chick called Laquisha
    Jul 27 2014 10:18 PM
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    OG Trev
    call her lasawnda and make her fat as fuck. then make her a 2 dolar whore.
    Jul 28 2014 02:10 AM
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Rob

servers fucky again today. had issues saving all day and still can't even load my snapmatic on the sc.
Jul 27 2014 10:55 AM
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    OG Trev
    for some reason, it wont let me do survivals, parahuting, and other basic things, but i can do captures and last team standings. im level 79 so that should be unlocked. thefuq is up with rockstar today?
    Jul 28 2014 02:11 AM
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OG Trev

To all xbox users, i am hosting a demolition derby, we had 3 today, 2 of them were a sucsess, the other turned into butthurts with tanks. if you legitly want to join post it down in the comments, if you just want to critcize me then just put it somewhere else. rules are in comments.
Jul 27 2014 05:04 AM
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    Ku Zi Mu
    Jizzin is pretty freaky, but a ginger, he is not.
    Jul 27 2014 10:53 PM
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    Jizzy
    He deleted my previous comment, I think. I pointed that out. Possibly it didn't post, but I doubt it.
    Jul 27 2014 10:58 PM
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    OG Trev
    bullshit, your post is there. i can see it, right above my comment about you having no soul.

    Jul 28 2014 02:08 AM
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QMightyFineGentleman

One quick offer, from a strange tosser, a twink of a bloke, who promised a poke. He caught me while cumming, pointing a pistol while humming. Sure as hell shot in the head. Woke up cold - my kidneys cut and sold! I gravely grasped, my iced organs passed.
Jul 27 2014 03:28 AM
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QMightyFineGentleman

I did a jig while sucking a twig. Sure as hell shot in the head. Woke up cold, my kidneys cut and sold, I gravely grasped, iced organs passed.
Jul 27 2014 03:09 AM
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Ace The Rambler

So i now have myself an unfucky interweb.
Jul 26 2014 10:59 PM
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    OG Trev
    just wait until Qfine comes over with his beer and smores. he willfuck that interweb until it squirts spiders.
    Jul 27 2014 05:34 AM
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    gtagrl
    Welcome back, Ace.
    Jul 27 2014 10:37 AM
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    Ace The Rambler
    Why thank you, it's good to be back in proper functioning order.
    Jul 27 2014 02:43 PM
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Jizzy

I used to be an adventurer like you...
Jul 26 2014 07:27 PM
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    Jizzy
    *Inserts*
    Jul 27 2014 02:05 AM
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    Brian
    Kinky
    Jul 27 2014 09:11 AM
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    gtagrl
    He used to have an adventurous penis.
    Jul 27 2014 10:38 AM
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TreeFitty

GameStop is including a poster with GTA V pre-orders this weekend.
Jul 26 2014 02:04 PM
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    WeevDaBeev
    I have 3 already..my walls quite full
    Jul 27 2014 08:06 AM
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Firm

Gonna ride some big fuckers(Thorpe park). Hopefully that dodgy chicken sandwich from services stays down.
Jul 26 2014 07:55 AM
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    DuPz0r
    "Thorpe Park"... that's a new one, not heard that before. Don't tear m8
    Jul 26 2014 03:19 PM
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    Firm
    Loud and scary. I just held on and closed my eyes.
    Jul 26 2014 06:35 PM
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    gtagrl
    There there. *pats back*
    Jul 26 2014 06:44 PM
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OG Trev

i dont understand todays youth. "niggas gonna shoot a nigga first, then ask questions second"
Jul 25 2014 11:18 PM
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    OG Trev
    well, i have a new lease on life.... firework rpg that shit. imma do another 100k run.
    Jul 26 2014 02:19 AM
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Massacre

I regularly take surveys, just to troll the company giving the survey.
Jul 25 2014 10:46 PM
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    Brian
    When was the last time your parents put you on the shortbus?
    Jul 28 2014 02:04 AM
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    OG Trev
    about the same time you got laid.................................................................................................................. NEVER.
    Jul 28 2014 02:12 AM
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    Brian
    Yeh, also explains why you're retarded.
    Jul 28 2014 03:21 PM
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Jizzy

Hold your breath and count to 10...
Jul 25 2014 06:25 PM
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    Brian
    now share 2 4 friends or ur mum wil die 2tnight frum ghost girl
    Jul 25 2014 09:10 PM
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    Schlobbing Goblin
    then finger your butthole until a purple leprechaun gives you a weather update...
    Jul 25 2014 10:21 PM
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    Barrybran
    "The weather is shit."
    Jul 25 2014 10:46 PM
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OG Trev

FUCK YES. Black jesus to adult swim, fuck yes. that shit has all the good nigga in it. especially from the friday series, and some sibling movies like barber shop. fuck yes, that shit gon be good, maybe as good as loiter squad.
Jul 25 2014 06:19 AM
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    JC10
    Hahaha yea it looks good.
    Jul 25 2014 08:06 AM
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    bOnEs
    it's got slinky johnson starring so it will be pretty good...
    Jul 25 2014 12:20 PM
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    OG Trev
    just the 25 second commercial makes it seem funny as hell.
    Jul 25 2014 11:16 PM
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OG Trev

well, took me 20 minutes to get 100k in potshots, only to buy 100k worth of ammo. got 5 thousand bullets in all the heavy weapons. forgot to buy sticky bombs and some dick just puts one on the side of my car before i can shoot him.
Jul 25 2014 02:05 AM
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    bOnEs
    ahem, $50K in 20 mins ;)... $150K in an hour...
    Jul 25 2014 04:09 AM
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    OG Trev
    do you have something in your throat? and no, 100k. set to hard, using assault shotgun. overall mission time was 20 minutes. oveall time was 28 mins, 2 minutes overall driving to ammunation, 1 minute to snipe some asshole who was shooting at me, and 5 mins to take a shit. plus the 20 mision time, 2 minutes per mission roughly.
    Jul 25 2014 05:59 AM