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Jizzy

Oh my fuck, he's been anointed in liquor.
Today, 01:31 PM
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Qbelieber

the cnn TV hosts just got salty with each other, very salty.
Today, 12:15 PM
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    Qbelieber
    it was like something out of a movie.....
    Today, 12:16 PM
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    gtagrl
    ...like a gay porn movie? Cause that's what it sounds like.
    Today, 02:21 PM
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Laggy Laggerston

Like a Mexican jumping bean
Today, 04:27 AM
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Brian

Formerely known as Mousecop.
Today, 03:47 AM
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Qbelieber

20 years seems excessive...
Yesterday, 11:38 PM
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    Qbelieber
    http://www.nbcnews.com/news/asian-america/indiana-has-now-charged-two-asian-american-women-feticide-n332761
    Yesterday, 11:38 PM
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bOnEs

OMG THAT IS ONE OF THE COOLEST MOVIE TRAILERS I'VE EVER SEEN!!! new mad max trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEJnMQG9ev8
Yesterday, 09:05 PM
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    Graffitigirl
    holy shit...looks good
    Today, 03:14 AM
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    Ace Of Spades
    Fuck me sideways and call me jane! This'll be good.
    Today, 04:30 AM
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Qbelieber

If everyone in the U.S. washed their jeans after every 10 wears instead of just two (the national average), we would save enough water to meet the annual water needs for the city of San Diego (or San Jose, or Dallas!) and enough energy to power 1.3 million households.
Yesterday, 12:20 PM
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    GunSmith
    Q calls it stank, I call it pheromones. :fap:
    Yesterday, 05:32 PM
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    Di0-fcks
    doesn't read 22 comments
    Yesterday, 08:33 PM
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    TreeFitty
    You are the 22nd.
    Yesterday, 09:24 PM
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bOnEs

continuing my quest on the K/D, wrecked a public lobby with a random CRKS guy and now i'm at 1.01... public lobbies are a different breed, but i am starting to notice how much fun i can have when i am bored... i should of been doing this a long time ago....
Yesterday, 04:32 AM
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    gtagrl
    I met a few more new CRKS members the other night too. This one guy, Aguilar (he's from Guatemala) was such a gentleman, he opened car doors for me. lololol
    Yesterday, 01:56 PM
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    bOnEs
    LMAO! such class...

    i think i am gonna have fun in public lobbies now knowing i'll probably run into CRKS peeps for backup now...
    Yesterday, 02:04 PM
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    gtagrl
    Who would've thunk it! They're a quality crew.
    Yesterday, 02:23 PM
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GunSmith

Molten caramel on my fingertips and nipple. I cannot fathom the agony of napalm.
Yesterday, 04:08 AM
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    Brian
    I too like to live dangerous by cooking bacon shirtless.
    Yesterday, 06:45 PM
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    GunSmith
    I rarely wear a top in the confines of my home. Lesson learned, though, that shit don't fuck around. It glues itself to you like the dickens.
    Yesterday, 06:57 PM
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    gtagrl
    Topless is fine, but at least wear an apron...it keeps your chest hair out of the pot and protects against splashes and burns.
    Yesterday, 09:02 PM
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Jizzy

An ancient tongue can be just as titilating as a young one.
Yesterday, 03:58 AM
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    Ginginho
    An ancient tongue should be more titilating because of experience...
    Yesterday, 08:54 AM
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    Qbelieber
    nah,...
    Yesterday, 11:36 AM
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    gtagrl
    Like mummified ancient?
    Yesterday, 02:23 PM
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Di0-fcks

started FML up myself. Gonna finish'er
Yesterday, 03:41 AM
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    bOnEs
    :thumbsup:
    Yesterday, 05:27 AM
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    gtagrl
    Three cheers for DiO!!!
    Yesterday, 02:24 PM
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TreeFitty

So newcomer Trevor Noah is going to replace Jon Stewart. Interesting choice.
Mar 30 2015 07:55 PM
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    bOnEs
    i like the smell of my own fun, not what TV tells me i should smell...
    Yesterday, 03:39 AM
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    Jizzy
    Also, Trevor Noah isn't funny.
    Yesterday, 03:49 AM
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    Jizzy
    Although anybody could be funnier than Larry Wilmore.
    Yesterday, 03:49 AM
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TreeFitty

I remember people talking about climate shift saying how a 1 degree difference in average temps would fuck everything. Yet the day-to-night temperature swing around here is 20 degrees everyday right now...
Mar 30 2015 05:26 AM
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    Brian
    Antarctica just hit 63F

    It is fucking things up.
    Mar 30 2015 04:46 PM
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    Qbelieber
    A one degree difference affects where the freeze/thaw line is for the entire world, increasing it by one degree would cause a lot more melting of glaciers and ice shelves causing sea level rise....
    Mar 30 2015 07:28 PM
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    TreeFitty
    I didn't say they were wrong. I just think its funny.
    Mar 30 2015 07:55 PM
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Jizzy

Han shot first.
Mar 30 2015 04:07 AM
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    bOnEs
    shot em in the dick, too...
    Mar 30 2015 04:19 AM
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    Massacre
    Duh.
    Mar 30 2015 04:49 AM