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Synch

Just finished a 15 hour shift at work thanks to a shore power outage incoming to the TV facility. Restored UPS and went on generator power, and never went off the air. Sporting a major murder boner right now for these idiots who ignore million dollar contracts.
Sep 13 2014 08:35 AM
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    gtagrl
    Sorry you had a rough night Synch...but 'murder boner' is hilarious.
    Sep 13 2014 12:19 PM
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    Massacre
    Murder boner is the hardest of all boners. Enjoy that, Synch.
    Sep 13 2014 01:31 PM
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    Synch
    Thanks grl and M bro.
    Sep 14 2014 06:11 AM
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CFO Charles

Well it's a good thing I've already got a gaming PC. now I don't need a shit-gen console to play next-gen GTA. You fuckers better make the smart investment and not buy a fucking console.
Sep 12 2014 08:01 PM
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    DuPz0r
    I have a gaming PC and multiple consoles. They both have their pros and cons, i don't see why you're ranting about it FANBOY ;)
    Sep 13 2014 02:11 AM
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    WeevDaBeev
    I agree with dupz..this whole pc/console thing is stupid and I don't care about all that bs.im gonna get gta 5 on ps4 cause it's simpler but I look forward to it on pc for the mini movies that people make
    Sep 13 2014 04:08 AM
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    CFO Charles
    Ever since having a PC I find it harder and harder to enjoy console gaming. If it wasn't for a few factors like a handful of exclusives and certain communities (e.g. you guys) I probably wouldn't be playing my consoles.
    Sep 14 2014 06:43 AM
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TreeFitty

I guess I'll post the news since no one else has...
Sep 12 2014 07:31 PM
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    gtagrl
    ^this...sorry Fitty.
    Sep 12 2014 07:39 PM
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    Mercy Cortez
    If you want a job done... ;)
    Sep 12 2014 07:56 PM
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    TreeFitty
    Hire a hooker. Wait, wrong type of job.
    Sep 13 2014 01:24 AM
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Jizzy

I'll have to get next gen for a Sea plane :'(
Sep 12 2014 05:37 PM
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Rob

started a new job 3 months ago. I negotiated more money based on a fixed salary for 6 months. got a pay rise today. I think they like me.
Sep 12 2014 04:37 PM
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King Of Spades

Oh my fuck oh my fuck!!! The dukes is coming back!! Fucking yes yessss!!!! Rockstar I love you so fucking much!!!!!
Sep 12 2014 01:12 PM
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    King Of Spades
    Well yeah that's a given isn't it?
    Sep 12 2014 11:13 PM
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    Massacre
    Dukes.
    Sep 13 2014 12:03 AM
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    King Of Spades
    Dukes indeed, Dukes indeed......this is usually the part where I wake up pissed off.
    Sep 13 2014 12:26 AM
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    bOnEs
    ace is gonna lose his shit when he reads that...
    Sep 12 2014 12:28 PM
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    gtagrl
    He will definitely need to change his pants. Then, run out to buy a PS4.
    Sep 12 2014 12:30 PM
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    DuPz0r
    * R* finally nails trees* OMG!!1
    Sep 12 2014 12:36 PM
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Brian

Some convicted school shooter just escaped prison in Ohio.
Sep 12 2014 02:12 AM
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    Q_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
    i remember making a status update about him.
    Sep 12 2014 02:31 AM
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    Q_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
    he was so hardcore at his sentencing trial, looks like he left prison with his sugar daddy tho.
    Sep 12 2014 02:32 AM
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    bOnEs
    ohio... sounds about right...
    Sep 12 2014 05:07 AM
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Jizzy

I wonder if Slink Johnson and Charlie Murphy have discussed working on GTA on the set of Black Jesus...
Sep 11 2014 10:04 PM
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    Massacre
    I would think so. It's a pretty big deal for Slink, but I don't know if he thinks so, himself.
    Sep 11 2014 10:21 PM
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    Jizzy
    Charlie Murphy probably doesn't even remember. He actually has a career.
    Sep 11 2014 10:35 PM
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    bOnEs
    slink does do, he's a semi popular comedian, and mingles with pornstars...

    his life might be better, actually... charlie is still waiting for chappelle to come back...
    Sep 11 2014 10:37 PM
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DiO

im getting pop ups off this site. brand new install of windows on my end so it isn't spyware.
Sep 11 2014 09:43 PM
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    Q_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
    igta is classified on a malware site on a number of search engines. admin here seem to think "adblock" is a solution.
    Sep 12 2014 12:41 AM
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    Brian
    It stop popups and the annoying ads, I never got a malware warning either.
    Sep 12 2014 01:10 AM
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    Mercy Cortez
    Lol Q, that's what I was basically going to say. It always say the site is malicious when I open it on my laptop :/
    Sep 12 2014 09:54 AM
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Ku Zi Mu

Fuck you, Bin Laden.
Sep 11 2014 01:07 PM
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    Q_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
    you can see a plane flying into the twin towers in several videos?
    Sep 12 2014 12:43 AM
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    Grove

    Sep 12 2014 02:25 AM
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    Grove

    Sep 12 2014 02:25 AM
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WeevDaBeev

ok..so what in thee fuck is playstation home!? enlighten me..aaannnddd gooo.
Sep 11 2014 09:45 AM
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    Ku Zi Mu
    :whistle:
    Sep 11 2014 06:40 PM
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    bOnEs
    so that's where you can find horny guys... interesting...
    Sep 11 2014 08:38 PM
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    WeevDaBeev
    *makes female character*
    Sep 11 2014 09:10 PM
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CFO Charles

Taco bell is a stoners best friend
Sep 10 2014 08:31 PM
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    bOnEs
    they only put a popeyes in my town for the ghetto folks, because that place SUCKS!! perhaps if it were in the white neighborhood it would be better, those high school dropouts don't know what they're doing...
    Sep 11 2014 08:41 PM
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    Ku Zi Mu
    The one near me is in a college near a white neighborhood sooo...

    Fuck me I guess.
    Sep 11 2014 08:48 PM
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    CFO Charles
    ^ Shouldn't that make it better?
    Sep 12 2014 04:38 AM
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Jizzy

There should be a Butthurt Brian meme...
Sep 10 2014 07:02 PM
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    Brian
    I'm not Sloth from the Goonies over here like Jizz where I save the photos of people who have rustled my jimmies.
    Sep 10 2014 09:00 PM
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    bOnEs
    you use mental pictures instead...
    Sep 10 2014 09:11 PM
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    Brian
    My spank bank has been empty since I discovered porn
    Sep 10 2014 09:12 PM
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/me waits for destiny to install
Sep 09 2014 11:31 PM
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    Q_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
    i was kinda underwelmed, though i only just got to the city,
    Sep 10 2014 01:21 AM
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    Cameron
    I absolutely LOVE this game.
    Sep 10 2014 03:40 AM
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    DuPz0r
    I do too. Especially in a decent fireteam. It can be kinda hard trying to solo parts of this game.
    Sep 10 2014 07:03 AM