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Ginginho

I don't really have the time to discriminate so I'm just hating every mother fucker that gets in my way...
Today, 07:26 AM
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GunSmith

Pizza Hut has introduced a Hot Dog pizza. A pizza with a scalloped crust of cocktail weiners.
Yesterday, 09:30 PM
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    Massacre
    I am torn. I want there to be an apocalypse, but I don't want anything to happen to Ging.
    Today, 04:12 AM
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    DozyGamer
    I wouldn't worry Massacre. Ginj is one of the older and wiser forum members. I'm sure he has a Magnum Opus parked in a bomb proof vault, and enough bottlecaps to jumpstart the post apocalyptic economy.
    Today, 06:45 AM
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    Ginginho
    Nah, I'll be fine... I'll be riding the little known 5th Horse of the Apocalypse, Roger... he has a very large penis...
    Today, 07:24 AM
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Qbelieber

Couple of nights ago I convinced some dude to go to my neighbors house for late night sex. whisper is hilarious. The dude drove 20min to get there.
Yesterday, 08:42 PM
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    Bronson
    You live such a fulfilling life Q
    Yesterday, 10:03 PM
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    Qbelieber
    it was fun...
    Today, 01:33 AM
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    DuPz0r
    QD running dat booty call game.

    555-QDBOOT
    Today, 09:07 AM
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Rob

Happy Canada day eh
Yesterday, 10:13 AM
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    Di0-fcks
    it's a good day for canada and therefore the rest of the world
    Yesterday, 02:44 PM
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    Doug
    Fuckin Eh bud!
    Yesterday, 03:09 PM
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    gtagrl
    Beer, weed, BBQ, fireworks! WOO HOO
    Yesterday, 03:19 PM
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Graffitigirl

i was jet skkiing side by side with three dolphina. omg tjis is amazinfgg
Jun 30 2015 06:32 PM
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Bronson

Hi Massacre :)
Jun 30 2015 02:28 AM
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    Bronson
    Q I love you more then anything in the WHOLE world
    Jun 30 2015 03:09 AM
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    Qbelieber
    send me a photo of your cock, then I might believe u. Write QD's on it so I know youre for real.
    Jun 30 2015 04:08 AM
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    bOnEs
    photoshop FTW
    Jun 30 2015 04:27 AM
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Graffitigirl

i was touching down yesterday and the pilot said if you look out your left you can see a rocket launching. i looked and it was right there. then 10 mins later on the tv in front of me cnn had breaking news....rocket explodes in air. how crazy
Jun 29 2015 05:17 PM
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    bOnEs
    you didn't see it blow up? that would of been epic!
    Jun 29 2015 05:54 PM
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    TreeFitty
    Show us on the doll where you touched down. It's okay, you are with friends now.
    Jun 30 2015 12:41 AM
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Brian

Fuck what a great night, I now have a girlfriend.
Jun 29 2015 12:56 PM
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    gtagrl
    An epic origin story is always timeless.
    Jun 29 2015 10:35 PM
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    Bronson
    Fuck tampon shopping. You'll love jewelry shopping.
    Jun 30 2015 02:27 AM
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    Ginginho
    I hear the popping of cherries...
    Jun 30 2015 06:53 AM
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Doug

What if the Briefcase in pulp fiction was empty, and it was just a really really nice briefcase?
Jun 29 2015 03:28 AM
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    Bronson
    Ginger pubes are pure royalty.
    Jun 29 2015 08:36 PM
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    Doug
    Huh...well i learned something today. Mr Wallace's soul is made of ginger pubes.
    Jun 29 2015 09:51 PM
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    gtagrl
    Wait...so gingers have no soul, but their pubes do? I gotta watch the movie again, this changes everything.
    Jun 29 2015 10:37 PM
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TreeFitty

Cops shot an unarmed prison escapee. We should start rioting for his rights.
Jun 29 2015 12:33 AM
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    Qbelieber
    Who has been caught in the act of terrorism and not been shot dead?
    Jun 30 2015 01:28 PM
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    TreeFitty
    You know that whole Boston marathon thing? Yeah one of those guys survived...
    Jun 30 2015 10:48 PM
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    Qbelieber
    Yes, but he was shot till he was incapacitated with no due process
    Yesterday, 06:33 PM
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Bronson

I hate Qdeathstars. I hate them so fucking much.
Jun 28 2015 06:44 AM
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    Bronson
    Come at me Qdeathstar. Come at me. Fucking Qdeathstar ass bitch
    Jun 28 2015 06:45 AM
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    Qbelieber
    I'd like to cum on you, it at you.
    Jun 28 2015 02:13 PM
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Graffitigirl

shit my flight leaves in 4 hours. i shouldve went to bed awhile ago.
Jun 28 2015 06:11 AM
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    TheLunaticFringe
    Not alot but guaranteed more then you.
    Jun 28 2015 08:33 PM
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    Jizzy
    Sure, you get more pussy, your dick is bigger, you make more money. I don't care. Fuck off
    Jun 28 2015 09:35 PM
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    GunSmith
    What happened in here? You fuckers need to quit drinking.
    Jun 28 2015 11:35 PM
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Jizzy

I fell asleep watching that show Maron, and I started dreaming about Andy Dick.
Jun 27 2015 07:24 PM
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    Pump Action Pimp
    I fell asleep watching What's With Andy? And I started dreaming about Andy's dick.
    Jun 27 2015 07:47 PM
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Brian

Misquitos need to stop fuckin 'round with my legs
Jun 27 2015 03:46 PM
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    GunSmith
    Oh.
    Jun 27 2015 04:11 PM
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    DuPz0r
    The blacker the berry the sweeter the fruit.
    Jun 27 2015 04:22 PM
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    Pump Action Pimp
    The blacker the berry, the sweeter the Jews.
    Jun 27 2015 04:26 PM
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Firm

When the hangover is so severe you accidentally take contraceptive pills...
Jun 27 2015 08:21 AM
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    GunSmith
    Don't make a habit of it, Caitlyn.
    Jun 27 2015 04:09 PM
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    Qbelieber
    ^ :D
    Jun 27 2015 06:44 PM
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    Firm
    At least I won't get pregnant from my spermy toilet sea!
    Jun 27 2015 07:47 PM