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Graffitigirl

i was touching down yesterday and the pilot said if you look out your left you can see a rocket launching. i looked and it was right there. then 10 mins later on the tv in front of me cnn had breaking news....rocket explodes in air. how crazy
Today, 05:17 PM
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    bOnEs
    you didn't see it blow up? that would of been epic!
    Today, 05:54 PM
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Brian

Fuck what a great night, I now have a girlfriend.
Today, 12:56 PM
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    Qbelieber
    By the sound of what, GTAgrl? Last week he was trapped in a basement... Next week he'll be locked in a closet....
    Today, 07:36 PM
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    DuPz0r
    Ball and chain never did me any harm.
    Today, 08:24 PM
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    gtagrl
    An epic origin story is always timeless.
    Today, 10:35 PM
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Doug

What if the Briefcase in pulp fiction was empty, and it was just a really really nice briefcase?
Today, 03:28 AM
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    Bronson
    Ginger pubes are pure royalty.
    Today, 08:36 PM
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    Doug
    Huh...well i learned something today. Mr Wallace's soul is made of ginger pubes.
    Today, 09:51 PM
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    gtagrl
    Wait...so gingers have no soul, but their pubes do? I gotta watch the movie again, this changes everything.
    Today, 10:37 PM
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TreeFitty

Cops shot an unarmed prison escapee. We should start rioting for his rights.
Today, 12:33 AM
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    Qbelieber
    On the other hand it is kind of hard to justify jumping out of your car and firing fifty shits into a fourteen year old playing at a park...
    Today, 03:37 PM
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    Qbelieber
    Fye, escaped prisoners do not have the right of due process.
    Today, 03:50 PM
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    TreeFitty
    I don't think that's completely true. Convicts lose some rights but not everything.
    Today, 10:17 PM
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Bronson

I hate Qdeathstars. I hate them so fucking much.
Yesterday, 06:44 AM
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    Bronson
    Come at me Qdeathstar. Come at me. Fucking Qdeathstar ass bitch
    Yesterday, 06:45 AM
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    Qbelieber
    I'd like to cum on you, it at you.
    Yesterday, 02:13 PM
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Graffitigirl

shit my flight leaves in 4 hours. i shouldve went to bed awhile ago.
Yesterday, 06:11 AM
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    TheLunaticFringe
    Not alot but guaranteed more then you.
    Yesterday, 08:33 PM
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    Jizzy
    Sure, you get more pussy, your dick is bigger, you make more money. I don't care. Fuck off
    Yesterday, 09:35 PM
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    GunSmith
    What happened in here? You fuckers need to quit drinking.
    Yesterday, 11:35 PM
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Jizzy

I fell asleep watching that show Maron, and I started dreaming about Andy Dick.
Jun 27 2015 07:24 PM
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    Pump Action Pimp
    I fell asleep watching What's With Andy? And I started dreaming about Andy's dick.
    Jun 27 2015 07:47 PM
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Brian

Misquitos need to stop fuckin 'round with my legs
Jun 27 2015 03:46 PM
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    GunSmith
    Oh.
    Jun 27 2015 04:11 PM
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    DuPz0r
    The blacker the berry the sweeter the fruit.
    Jun 27 2015 04:22 PM
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    Pump Action Pimp
    The blacker the berry, the sweeter the Jews.
    Jun 27 2015 04:26 PM
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Firm

When the hangover is so severe you accidentally take contraceptive pills...
Jun 27 2015 08:21 AM
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    GunSmith
    Don't make a habit of it, Caitlyn.
    Jun 27 2015 04:09 PM
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    Qbelieber
    ^ :D
    Jun 27 2015 06:44 PM
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    Firm
    At least I won't get pregnant from my spermy toilet sea!
    Jun 27 2015 07:47 PM
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Jizzy

*Sets preacher on fire*
Jun 27 2015 03:48 AM
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    Graffitigirl
    Preacher preach. Teacher teach
    Jun 27 2015 04:00 AM
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    Graffitigirl
    Brains for dinner. Brains for lunch
    Jun 27 2015 04:01 AM
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Pump Action Pimp

I know the night is not what it would seem.
Jun 26 2015 03:19 PM
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    Qbelieber
    when rumbles of rolling thunder chase dreams
    Jun 27 2015 03:09 AM
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ViceMan

ViceMan is NOT - I repeat - NOT alive.
Jun 26 2015 02:33 PM
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    Jizzy
    I have sex with goats.
    Jun 27 2015 08:54 AM
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    Brian
    Brian, ain't you dead?
    Jun 27 2015 03:45 PM
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    Pump Action Pimp
    Nah Emmett, the other one, Carl.

    Jun 27 2015 03:59 PM
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gtagrl

ViceMan is alive!!
Jun 26 2015 02:30 PM
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    ViceMan
    Shhh, keep it under your hat.
    Jun 26 2015 02:32 PM
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Pump Action Pimp

She has a built in ability, to take everything she sees.
Jun 26 2015 02:03 PM
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Doug

PAP and OG Trev. Deathmatch, now. Do it!
Jun 25 2015 01:21 PM
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    Doug
    $50 says that QD is going to keep the bodies afterwards.
    Jun 26 2015 05:21 AM
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    Rob
    Please stop mentioning kfed. I imagine he's like Betelgeuse or the candyman. If we keep saying his name. He'll come back.
    Jun 26 2015 05:39 PM
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    Rob
    Oh shit. I was too late.
    Jun 26 2015 05:40 PM